* There's the infamous, {{Narm}}tacular "What is a man?" conversation at the beginning of the original game.
* Or that EvilElevator? God, Alucard and Richter sound like they're absolutely terrified in it!
* Or the "Holy Relic," an item that lets Alucard go underwater without taking damage: [[spoiler:It's a snorkel.]]
* Or the Platform Shoes item whose description is "Discreetly makes you look taller". If you look very closely (or have a big screen TV) you can see that it actually does, making Alucard a pixel or two higher.
* In the confessional, if Alucard sits in the Priest's chair, a female ghost will walk up to the other seat. The one in blue will spring a trap just like the green priest, but the woman in red will start giving a tearful confession... And doesn't ever ''stop''. Eventually, Alucard will fall asleep.