* There is also the Aria of Sorrow version of Excalibur, The Sword ''Still in the Stone''.
* In ''[[VideoGame/CastlevaniaPortraitOfRuin Portrait of Ruin]]'', there is a ''cream pie'' subweapon. Which is already funny in and of itself, but here's the kicker: [[spoiler:it has the Darkness elemental property, making it very useful when you fight the Whip's Memory, a projection of Richter Belmont, the last Belmont to wield the Vampire Killer whip. You can beat an extremely powerful vampire hunter by ''throwing pies at him!'']]
** Then there's Jonathan's BadassBoast after beating [[ThatOneBoss Death,]] "I don't need the vampire killer to kick your ass!"
** Then there's ''VideoGame/CastlevaniaOrderOfEcclesia'''s Brachyura and Gravedorcus. SHOOUUUURRRGGGGG. As a commenter put it, "[[EvilLaugh mwa haa haa haa]]. Top this shit, VideoGame/{{Persona 3}}."
* In ''VideoGame/CastlevaniaJudgment'', when Trevor defeats Sypha (his wife) in his story mode.
--> '''Trevor:''' I fought fair and won the day. [[HenpeckedHusband If only that held true in the household...]]
* Some of the ''VideoGame/CastlevaniaOrderOfEcclesia'' enemy descriptions can be hilarious.
--->'''Grave Digger:''' ''Enjoys his cursed vocation because he meets new people.''
--->'''Werebat:''' ''A half-human half-bat. How about that.''
--->'''Dullahan:''' ''This knight doesn't need a head to hand his enemies theirs.''
--->'''Stone Rose:''' ''Once an insectivore, this plant's tastes have broadened.''
--->'''Mad Butcher:''' ''A madman with a mechanized saw. Enjoys butchery and sculpting.''
--->'''Double Hammer:''' ''The only thing more dangerous than a giant hammer is two.''
* Some items have hilarious descriptions on it.
** In Order Of Ecclesia, the item description for the Spoiled Milk.
--->'''Spoiled Milk:''' ''It's a milk that you can chew!''
** In ''VideoGame/AriaOfSorrow'', the description for the melon is quite clever. And most female enemies drop that item.
--->'''Melon:''' ''A melon of the finest quality.''
* In Harmony of Despair, there are several DLC characters that you must purchase to play as. If you play online with someone who's using a DLC character you don't have, they show up as... An ''Axe Armor.'' The limited animation fudged to convey complicated things can be gut-bustingly hilarious for the person watching.