* In ''The Dracula X Chronicles'', when {{Dracula}} realizes that he's suffered his most humiliating defeat yet:
--> '''Dracula:''' Completely impossible! Beaten by a little girl?!
* There is also the Aria of Sorrow version of Excalibur, The Sword ''Still in the Stone''.
* In ''[[CastlevaniaPortraitOfRuin Portrait of Ruin]]'', there is a ''cream pie'' subweapon. Which is already funny in and of itself, but here's the kicker: [[spoiler:it has the Darkness elemental property, making it very useful when you fight the Whip's Memory, a projection of Richter Belmont, the last Belmont to wield the Vampire Killer whip. You can beat an extremely powerful vampire hunter by ''throwing pies at him!'']]
** Then there's Jonathan's BadassBoast after beating [[ThatOneBoss Death,]] "I don't need the vampire killer to kick your ass!"
** Then there's Order of Ecclesia's Brachyura and Gravedorcus. SHOOUUUURRRGGGGG. As a commenter put it, "[[EvilLaugh mwa haa haa haa]]. Top this shit, {{Persona3}}."
* In ''VideoGame/CastlevaniaJudgment'', when Trevor defeats Sypha (his wife) in his story mode.
--> '''Trevor:''' I fought fair and won the day. [[HenpeckedHusband If only that held true in the household...]]