* The pirates may all be badasses with big guns, but they'd ''never'' disrespect their mother.
--> '''Dola''': We'll ''all'' find her! And call me Captain!
--> '''Pirates''': Yes, Mom!
* The entire punch out scene between one of Dola's boys and Pazu's boss.
** "Make your shirt explode!"
** "Stand back! He'll pop ''your'' buttons!" (Cut from subsequent releases of Disney's dub)
** "He said Mom was ugly, now ''go'' get him!"
** "Ladies and gentlemen, keep your eyes on the buttons! A one, a two, and a- ''there we go!''"
** "Take that, you landlubber!" *punch* "Well, he took it." "He certainly did." (Cut from subsequent releases of Disney's dub)
* When Pazu gets to his boss and informs him that pirates are after them, his boss's daughter quickly exclaims, "Pirates? I wanna see!"
* After Pazu and Sheeta are accepted onto ''Tiger Moth'', as a mechanic and a cook respectively, Dola's boys begin requesting the latter for food.
--> '''Charles''': Sheeta, can you make pudding?! I ''love'' pudding!
--> '''Louie''': I get to lick the spatula!
--> '''Henri''': And I like chocolate cake with that — oh, what's that frosting? It's kinda pink and swirly with...
--> '''Dola''': ''[to her boys]'' WILL YOU SHUT UP!? ''[grudgingly, to her new "recruits"]'' Ah, what can I tell ya? They just really like dessert.
** And before that, just after Dola agrees to let Pazu and Sheeta aboard ''Tiger Moth'':
--> '''Louie''': ''Yes!'' No more swabbin' the decks! Hooray!
--> '''Henri''': I won't have to wash the dishes!
--> '''Charles''': I've peeled my last potato! ''Yeehaw!''
--> '''Henri''': Whoopee!
--> '''Louie''': WHEEEEE!!!!
* "Well, ya can't be a sensitive woman like me without learnin' a few things; Sheeta and I are exactly alike, all warm and mushy and sensitive! [''belch''] Now, so when you boys get married, you go find a gal like her!" "Huh? She's gonna end up... like Mama? Good question."
* "Pazu loves Sheeta!" "Be quiet!" "Sorry, Mom."
* In one scene of ad-libbed dialogue, Sheeta attempts to talk like a pirate — "Harr, matey! Shiver me timbers!" Dola deadpans in response, "Keep practicin'." (Cut from subsequent releases of Disney's dub)
** And when she's rescuing the pirates from the town, Dola sarcastically remarks "I don't think they like you boys much!" Keep in mind that this is while they have a mob chasing them, and people throwing things at them from windows.
*** Even funnier, this line is immediately followed by one of her sons getting hit on the head with a flower pot thrown at him by an angry townsperson.
* "I need someone who's ''mechanically'' minded, not some half-baked swashbucklin' Casanova wanna-be!" (Cut from subsequent releases of Disney's dub)
* "''All'' good pirates listen to their Mom!" "That is ''so'' true, huh?" (The latter line is removed from subsequent releases of Disney's dub.)
* "One for all and all for Mom!"
* After Muska reminds him that ''he'' is in charge of him, the General growls a disgruntled "Blast! I really hate that man!"
** By way of {{narm}}, the same exchange in the Streamline dub (in which him being a secret agent tells us nothing of what importance that means against a general) after which the General says "I really hate secret agents!"
* Henri's cheering of Charles during the latter's fistfight with Pazu's boss is interrupted by a villager's HeyYouHaymaker, triggering an all-out brawl.
-->'''Villager''': Hey, loudmouth!
** "Leave it to my little idiots to start a riot!" (Cut from subsequent releases of Disney's dub)
* Louie asks Sheeta if he can help her in the kitchen, trying to get into her good graces. But then he sees another crew member has beaten him to it. Then Charles comes in. And then we cut to ''all'' of them crowded into the kitchen, Henri horrified that he was the last to think of it.
** The dialogue in that scene, especially this:
--> '''Charles''': [''enters, holding a flower''] I'm in ''love'' with you! \\
'''Louie''': ''You?!'' \\
'''Charles''': Oh. Hello.
* "My poor little ship is gone forever! Boo hoo hoo!" "Stop with the cryin', ya big baby! I'll get ya ''another'' ship!" [stops crying] "Okay." (The "OK" line is cut from subsequent releases of Disney's dub.)
* In the Disney dub, Muska bitching about the plants and roots growing in the chamber where the main crystal is stored. ("Nothing but tree stumps and VINES! Stupid, ugly, dirty, disgusting things!") Seriously, Creator/MarkHamill's delivery is just priceless. (Cut from subsequent releases of Disney's dub)