''Film''

* Casanova's reply upon being accused of having sex with a novice (meaning a nun):
-->'''Casanova:''' Well, she was hardly a novice.
* When said novice was confronted by the inquisitors chasing Casanova:
-->'''Dalfonso:''' Eternal damnation for one night with Casanova.\\
'''Sister Beatrice:''' Seems fair.
* Casanova's attempts to maintain a civilized, sophisticated conversation with Francesca, her mother, and his ''future father-in-law'' -- while his young, sex-starved fiancée is under the table.
* Giovanni is making quite a name for himself in the local brothel, tying up (not like that) all of the prostitutes at once. In the lobby, a waiting john asks of the madam, "Um, when is my turn?"
* Giovanni keeps slapping Casanova and throwing his glove down to challenge him to a duel. Lupo keeps picking it up and handing to Giovanni, allowing Giovanni to continue slapping Casanova. After the third time:
-->'''Casanova:''' Are you two working together now?!

''Russell T. Davies Miniseries''

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbsBz-npBbM There's a montage of some the funniest scenes from the series on YouTube.]]
* In the opening scene where Giacomo is being chased and he plans his daring escape out the window onto his horse. Only to land right on his butt and give out a disappointed "Bollocks!" before said horse to just run off leaving him behind.
** There is also this line at the bridge:
--> '''Giacomo:''' You love your wife, I love your wife. Aren't we both on the same side?
* The look on Giacomo's face when he finds out that Bellino really was a girl is just golden. Also this line:
--> '''Giacomo:''' Well now, mine doesn't do ''that.''
* Giacomo and Henriette communicating in sign language during the Summer Ball scene.
* ''That's my purse!''
* The confession scene. All of it.
* When Giacomo is studying to be an astrologer. Astronomer.
--> '''Rocco:''' Its all bollocks that stuff.
--> '''Giacomo:''' Ah, but since you were born under the sign of a ram, with you're tangent in the ascendant...I knew you were going to say that.
--> '''Rocco:''' Very funny.
--> '''Giacomo:''' And that.
--> '''Rocco:''' You can't just-
--> '''Giacomo:''' And that.
--> '''Rocco:''' Don't you-
--> '''Giacomo:''' And that.
--> '''Rocco:''' It's not-
--> '''Giacomo:''' And.
--> '''Rocco:''' ''(beat)'' If you-
--> '''Giacomo:''' And.
** Pretty much every single AsideGlance he makes during that montage to the point where he becomes genuinely shocked by how much his schemes work. ''Every single time.''
* When Giacomo and Henriette first meet:
--> ''' Henriette:''' Quite the gentleman.
--> ''' Giacomo:''' Quite the lady.
--> ''' Henriette:''' Quite bored of this. Goodbye.
* [[http://timelordcurse.com/post/28102274254/casanova-outtakes-x The outtakes]]
* "Are you following me? People will talk."
* Casanova and Little Casanova (Giac).
--> '''Giacomo:''' Actually, most would prefer [[DoubleEntedre "Big Casanova"]].
* Not to mention the little tongue flick he does right after that line. [[Film/HarryPotterAndTheGobletofFire Remind you]] [[HilariousinHidsight of anybody?]]
* The Paris Ballroom scene:
--> '''Woman 1:''' Oh you're so handsome.
--> '''Giacomo:''' Yes, I am.
--> '''Woman 2:''' [[InformedAttractiveness Oh my Goodness, you're handsome.]]
--> '''Giacomo:''' Yes, I am.
--> '''Man:''' [[EvenTheGuysWantHim You're handsome.]]
--> '''Giacomo:''' Yes, I am. And no, I wont.
** Also, when he and Rocco are thrown out, they both exit in different directions. Only for Giacomo to realize a second later he's going the wrong way and follow Rocco. Again, [[Series/DoctorWho sound familiar to you?]]