* [[spoiler:Pedro Luz]]'s realization of [[spoiler:his]] impending rape at the fins of Dickie the dolphin in ''Native Tongue''.
** A man being shot [[spoiler: when one of the primates in the park's monkey house starts playing with his dropped gun]] isn't too far behind.
* In ''Double Whammy'', [[ItMakesSenseInContext Skink, who's at a healing and is about to get 'cured' by Reverend Webb]], gets caught up in the ceremony in spite of himself and yells out to the crowd, "[[Music/TheWho See me, feel me!]]" Later, when it's time to wreck it, and the Reverend asks him what the sign in front of him reads, Skink replies, "[[Music/LedZeppelin Squeeze my lemon, baby!]]"
** Earlier, Al Garcia argues with Billy, a junior officer, against entering Decker's mobile home without probable cause.
-->'''Billy''': Suppose the jalousies on the back door suddenly fell out? Suppose we could crawl right in?
-->'''Garcia''': [[DeadpanSnarker Suppose you go sit under that palm tree and]] play with yourself.
* As the main page indicates, the protagonist of ''Basket Case'' does indeed fight off an attacker using the only thing he could find at the time: the frozen remains of a dead pet lizard that he'd put in his freezer.
* ''Stormy Weather'': A man is attacked and killed, with no warning, by [[spoiler: an African lion]]. It MakesSenseInContext.
* The character of "Chemo", an ex-con and hired hitman. He lost a hand during a botched murder attempt and had it replaced with an electric weed-trimmer instead of a normal prosthesis.
* Earl O'Toole's irresistible compulsion to steal roadside memorial markers in ''Skinny Dip''.
** Also in ''Skinny Dip'', how Joey Perrone (nee Wheeler) [[Anime/YuGiOh (not that one)]] inherited her big pile of money. [[spoiler:The first one, anyway.]]
-->''On the return flight something went sour and the plane nosedived into the Cortez Mountains. Federal investigators later determined that, for reasons unknown, [[ARareSentence the convalescing bear had been seated in the co-pilot's position at the time of the crash.]]''
* Andrew Yancey (the hero of ''Bad Monkey'') claims his parents conceived him while listening to "[[Music/TheBeatles Maxwell's Silver Hammer]]".
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