* Steve and Sharon's first date, during which he proposes to her, even though he doesn't know her real name.
* Unintentional as it may be, that one time where Steve & Bucky were forced to dress as an old lady and a stereotypical 1940s kid, respectively. (ItMakesSenseInContext, though. Trust me.)
* Steve once described Machinesmith as just like the Internet, only '''more''' evil.
* Shortly after the Punisher refuses to fight Cap, Cap delivers this hilarious zinger:
-->Frank Castle is ''insane.''