* Two words: [[LargeHam "ED SULLIVAAAAAN!!!"]]
** Near the end, Harry [=MacAfee=] chimes in with "Ed, I love you!" That it came out of [[CampGay Paul Lynde's]] mouth is funny enough, but it gets better: on June 12, 1960, Lynde and company sang "Hymn for a Sunday Evening" on the ''real [[Series/TheEdSullivanShow Ed Sullivan Show]]!'' Yes, he actually said "I love you" to ''Ed's face!''
* Albert sneaking his speed pill to a conductor, who then conducts Tchaikovsky's ''Sleeping Beauty'' at a very fast speed...the poor ballet dancers!
** "Uh, thank you, Russian dancers, for that brilliant and unexpected bit of burlesque."
** This is even more hilarious to ballet enthusiasts, who are well aware that the part of ''Sleeping Beauty'' being performed is the infamously difficult "Rose Adagio" -- which is widely reputed to be ''the most difficult bit of choreography in classical ballet''. The poor ballet dancers, indeed...!!
* Paul Lynde pretty much steals every scene he's in!
* Conrad's nigh supernatural effects on women, especially the way they go absolutely nuts at the mere mention of his name. The mayor’s wife is even still in a seizure hours later!