* In the pilot movie, when the [=LGMs=] are showing Buzz XR and Nebula walks in.
--> '''Buzz''': And Commander Nebula approved a robot ranger? He hates robots.
--> '''LGM''': Well... he doesn't exactly...know.
--> '''Nebula''': [[RightBehindMe HE DOES NOW!]]
--> '''LGM''': [[OhCrap Oh, hello, Commander!]]
--> '''Nebula''': So you went ahead and build that expendable ranger?
--> '''LGM''': Uh, ''experimental'' ranger...
--> '''Nebula''': UNAUTHORIZED RANGER!!!
--> '''LGM''': Actually it was authorized...by you...aha...we slipped it in under our vacation request.
--> '''Nebula''': Craters. They always get me that way.
** And when they're attempting to rebuild XR later- the key word being ''attempt''- without the [[HiveMind Unimind]], the [=LGMs=] are practically useless, and they use all sorts of NoodleImplements to try and "fix" XR (really they just try to fit stuff into his body), including a ''live chicken''; lampshaded by Buzz when he says "They have ''lost it''."
** When Zurg is about to fire his evil invention.
-->'''Zurg''': Fire Zurgatronic Mega Ray!
-->'''Grub''': Firing Zurgarrific Ray!
-->'''Zurg''': ''ZURGATRONIC'', YOU LACKWIT!
-->'''Grub''': Heheh. Sorry.
-->'''Zurg''': "Zurgarrific"'s not bad, though. Let's file it for future use! ''(Machine wires up... then malfunctions; Grub shrugs)'' Did you make sure that ''the plus end went to the plus part, AND THE MINUS END'' '''''WENT TO THE MINUS PART?!'''''
--> '''Grub''': (''stammers and sees [[EpicFail the battery placed the wrong way]]'') Oh... That would do it, huh?
--> '''Zurg''': ''([[FacePalm facepalms]])''
** There was a moment during the climatic battle where Zurg orders his minions to target his dark HiveMind ray at the 'planet of widows and orphans'.
-->'''Buzz''': ''(coming out of hiding)'' [[YouMonster You fiend!]]
-->'''Grub''': There he is!
-->'''Zurg''': Heh heh. I knew that would get him.
** This argument:
-->'''Booster''': But Buzz, that's against the rules! In the Star Command mission manual, it clearly states that no ranger is to go into action without backup! I think it's section six, subsection Delta.
-->'''Buzz''': Actually, it's section six, subsection Gamma.
-->'''XR''': He's right, big guy, subsection Delta's the dress code. Incidentally, why can't we have nose rings?!
-->'''Buzz''': Because nose rings are for PUNKS, little mister!
-->'''Mira''': Well, if you can take on Zurg alone, I don't see why XR can't get a nose ring.
-->'''XR''': I was just asking a question, I'm not the one getting a nose ring!
-->'''Booster''': Then... who's getting a nose ring? {{Gasp}}! THAT's why Buzz wants to ditch us!
-->'''Buzz''': I am NOT getting a nose ring! Nobody's getting a nose ring! IT'S AGAINST THE RULES!
** The [[FunWithSubtitles sarcastic subtitles]] telling the viewers where the current scene is taking place:
-->"Zurg Tower. Note the giant gun on the roof."
-->"LGM Homeworld, under attack. (Obviously)."
-->"Zurg Tower. But you knew that."
-->"Space... duh."
-->"Zurg Tower: [[CallBack Now zurgarrifically evil.]]"
** When Buzz reports to Commander Nebula that Mira Nova hijacked the Alpha One to go after Zurg..,
-->'''Cmdr. Nebula''': (smug) She beat you to it, huh?
-->'''Buzz''': *Grimaces, looks sheepish* Eh- yeah, pretty much.
** After the Uni-Mind is saved by Mira phasing Buzz into its core, and then returned to its planet, a couple of [=LGMs=] assure Buzz they're connected again. Then a third one poses, shouts Buzz's catch phrase, and begins to float away somehow before one of the previous two catches him.
** X-R's comment about Zurg's MindControl.
-->'''X-R''': You know, the guy's supposed to be some kind of evil mastermind, and the best he can come up with is a ventriloquist act! What's next, ''evil'' juggling?
** X-R's plan for dealing with Zurg.
-->'''X-R''': I got [[TwoWordsObviousTrope two words for you all]]: Time share! You all love it. I know, I know. Monday through Wednesday, the universe will admittedly belong to Zurg. But Thursday through Saturday, it's our's! We alternate on Sundays. What d'ya think?
-->'''Cmdr. Nebula''': ''(to the [=LGMs=])'' Sweet Mother of Venus, what did you do to him?!
-->'''LGM 1''': We, uh, fixed him.
-->'''LGM 2''': Yeah. I think.
-->'''Cmdr. Nebula''': '''[[SuddenlyShouting GET THAT THING OUTTA HERE!]]'''
-->'''X-R''': ''(being carried out of the meeting room)'' Oh, come on, guys, you all love the time share idea and you're just jealous.
** This exchange between Warp and Buzz.
-->'''Warp:''' You think Zurg is behind every cat stuck in a tree!
-->'''Buzz:''' The fiend! Why can't he leave the kitty cats out of his nefarious schemes?
* In "Stress Test", any time Zurg mentions the '''''HYPER DEATH RAY!'''''
** Buzz's InkblotTest in the episode "Stress Test".
-->'''Dr. Animus''': *shows Buzz a slide* Now, tell me, vat do you see?
-->'''Buzz''': ''Zurg.''
-->'''Dr. Animus''': *shows him another one* How about zis one?
-->'''Buzz''': ''Zurg.''
-->'''Dr. Animus''': *shows him another slide* And zis one?
-->'''Buzz''': Zurg.
-->'''Dr. Animus''': *holds up a picture of Mira* How about zis, Buzz?
-->'''Buzz''': That's Ranger Nova. She's happy - ''cause we got Zurg's pen!''
** Later in that same episode, when Zurg confronts Dr. Animus.
-->'''Zurg''': My pen. I want my PEN!
** Buzz [[ItMakesSenseInContext entangling Zurg's hyper death ray with Rizonian vines]] by complaining about a time where he got socks for his birthday instead of what he wanted.
* Buzz's rant about his failed engagement in ''The Plasma Monster''.
* At Becky's tea party during the end of "Stranger Invasion", Buzz is in a hat and apron that bears an unmistakable resemblance to Mrs. Nesbitt.
** Zurg starting his invasion:
--> '''Zurg:''' Lower it!\\
'''Grub:''' Lower what, Sir?\\
'''Zurg:''' IT! ''IT!'' [[FacePalm D'oh]] you know! The crystallic self-perpetuating breeder construction core! And can't you come up with a shorter word for it? Like [[BuffySpeak Evil Takeover Thingy]]? \\
'''Grub:''' In test markets, four out of five victims surveyed were more frightened by big words.\\
'''Zurg:''' Fine, fine, fine. [[ExecutiveMeddling Let the suits have their way]]... for now. *evil chuckle*
*** This gets {{Brick Joke}}d later when Buzz discovers his base.
---> ''' Native General:''' He's taken over our planet, enslaved the population, turned Rosswell into a giant munitions factory. All in one day!\\
'''Buzz:''' He's finally done it! A crystallic self-perpetuating breeder construction core...\\
'''Native General:''' Those are big words! I'm frightened!\\
'''Buzz:''' Don't be, it's just evil marketing.\\
'''Native General:''' Can we stop it?\\
'''Buzz:''' No, General. [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Marketing is the one force in the universe that is stronger than-]]\\
'''Native General:''' No, no! I meant the Big Evil Takeover Thingy!\\
'''Buzz:''' Oh, there we might have a chance if we can breach the core and pull out the crystallic fusion rods\\
'''Native General:''' ''{{Gasp}}!'' More big, frightening words!
** Zurg gets a couple savvy lines, as he goes over the plans for his new base.
--->"No, no, no! How many times have we been through this?! We've got to learn from our mistakes! There will be no air ducts big enough for hero-sized people to crawl through! It's just asking for trouble."\\
"And if I may remind you, [[Franchise/StarWars no giant trash compactor]]! When heroes fall in, they always have enough time to figure a way out! Make it an incinerator!"
** After his defenses shoot down Buzz and Booster's shuttle, Zurg personally goes to inspect the crash site.
--->"[[VillainousBreakdown A Star Command shuttle?! It can't be! Not 42! Any number, but 42! Why does this always have to happen to me?! Lightyear is here!]] And I was having such a good day."
** In the same episode where Zurg and Buzz keep pulling out / replacing power rods in the core of the machine that's trying to rebuild the planet. "Level 4, shutting down. [[DeadpanSnarker Please make up your mind.]]" until finally at the end, all four rods are broken, the machine is shrinking back into its original container. "Level 1, shutting down. If you're still in the building, this is gonna hurt."
** This exchange between Zurg and Buzz:
--> '''Buzz''': Wait! Zurg! Aren't you gonna gloat about your evil plan before getting rid of us?\\
'''Zurg''': Oh, you ''would'' like that, wouldn't you, Lightyear? Then you'll try to escape and thwart my plan, but you can't do it if you don't know what it is! My lips are zipped!\\
'''Buzz''': Fine, okay. ''(is led off)''\\
'''Zurg''': All right, wait! I'm... going to gloat. But I'm not going to give you ''any'' information you could possibly use! Okay, there's this place, and I'm going to destroy it in a way they would never expect.\\
'''Buzz''': Sweet mother of Venus! You're gonna destroy Capital Planet with a secret attack wave launched through a trans-spacial warp!\\
'''Zurg''': D'oh! But HOW did you do that?! I just HATE you, Buzz Lightyear!
* In "A Zoo Out There," several Senators have been kidnapped right off Capital Planet. Buzz suspects Zurg and calls to demand that he release them.
-->'''Buzz:''' You've pulled some evil deeds in the past--\\
'''Mira:''' But kidnapping innocent politicians?\\
'''Zurg:''' [[CorruptPolitician Innocent politicians? Don't be oxymoronic.]] I'd never do something so... so obvious.\\
'''Buzz:''' Well, even if you're not doing the actual dirty work, I'm sure it's one of your vile sidekicks.\\
'''Zurg:''' Oh really? Well, why don't we ask them?\\
''(Zurg steps aside, revealing he's in a meeting with Warp, Gravitina, XL, NOS-4-A2 and Torque)''\\
'''Zurg:''' Anybody here kidnapping politicians?! Come on, speak up!\\
''(The assembled villains mumble, being just as unaware of the kidnappings as Zurg)''\\
'''Zurg:''' [[NotMeThisTime Sorry, Lightyear, no kidnappers here.]] But we are cooking up something ''very'' evil for the next fiscal quarter. I'm sure you'll like it. ''(laughs)'' Buh-bye.
* This dialogue between XR and the Commander in "Enemy Without A Face":
--> '''XR''': Mayday, mayday! XR to Star Command!
--> '''Commander''': XR? Where's Buzz?
--> '''XR''': Well, do you want the bad news first or-well, come to think of it, it's all bad news.
--> '''Commander''': Just get to the point!
* From "Wirewolf," when Booster wants to tell Star Command about Buzz saving Ty from NOS-4-A2:
-->'''Ty''': "[[SarcasmMode Oh, would you? I'm sure they can't wait to hear how [=BUZZ=] saved me again. Make that call, [=PLEASE=].]]"
-->'''[[SarcasmBlind Booster]]''': "Right away, sir!" (''He goes to call Star Command'')
-->'''Ty''': (''He blinks and does a FacePalm'') "Sarcasm is lost on the big one."
* "Revenge of the Monsters" After capturing Ty Parsec with XL, NOS-4-A2 is talking to himself. While he's doing so, the Wirewolf takes one of XL's arms, and the two get into a tug of war over it.
** Also a scene in the episode where transformed Senators are engaged in a massive fight, return to normal, and ''continue'' fighting as if nothing's changed!
* Caveman!Buzz in ''Devolutionaries'':
--> '''Buzz''': Buzz forget how to blink.
* XR trying to control XL's body (ItMakesSenseInContext) in "Head Case".
* From "Tag Team":
-->'''Buzz:''' You said you couldn't leave without me!\\
'''Warp:''' That's right, I couldn't. Because [[DrivingStick I can't drive a stick.]]\\
'''Buzz:''' Oh...
* The coffin lid closing scene in "The Slayer" is pretty creepy...up until the MoodWhiplash when the lid sticks and Nos has to oil it.
* In the episode "Speed Trap", When XR asks why Team Lightyear ended up on speed trap duty, it was the result of a meeting gone awry with the Porcelons, a group of aliens that resemble a bunch of sentient toilets.
** Despite the collective and inadvertent spouting of [[ToiletHumor sensitive words]] by Mira, XR and Buzz, Booster ultimately soiled relations between Star Command and the Porcelons when he had to go to the bathroom, and mistook the Porcelon ambassador for an actual toilet.
-->'''Booster''': Sorry I'm late. The restroom on this floor was broken. *beat as he see's Porcelon ambassador* Oh, thank goodness!\\
'''Buzz, Mira and XR''': BOOSTER, NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!\\
* sound of toilet flushing as XR's flashback ends*
* "The Starthought"
** When Zurg has a pair of Grubs test-pilot the titular Tangean spacecraft, the Grubs panic at being unable to understand his orders and insist that they are loyal to their leader, which causes the ship to fly directly at Zurg, [[OhCrap much to the evil emperor's shock]].
-->'''Zurg:''' No! Don't think about me! Don't think, period! Stop thinking!
** Mira ends up saving the day by tricking Zurg into mentally ordering the Starthought to fly in maneuvers that result in his stuff getting wrecked. Zurg laments the destruction of [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking his ship, his lair, and his Troll doll collection]].
* At the end of "At Large on a Small Planet", Tremendor sees being sent to jail as a victory because the poor conditions of prison fits the Gargantian Militants' preference for things to be drab and bland. Buzz and Booster then inform him that the prison cuisine is actually rated four stars and that their best food is pizza. Cue BigNo.
* The entirety of Guzelian's "Let's Make Peace" musical number in "War and Peace and War". One highlight is XR and XL doing a waltz!
* "Rescue Mission"
** Some aliens complain about finding bugs in their food because they are disgusting. [[HypocriticalHumor Said aliens are pretty gross-looking themselves]].
** When the insect queen is told "no" for what is apparently the first time.
-->'''Queen:''' No? He said "no" to me! No one's ever said "no" to me before. (''smiles'') I kind of like it.
* "Star Smasher"
** XR mocks the "Independent Thinker" [=LGM=] for giving Buzz oven mitts to prepare for getting the sun out of the black hole. When it turns out that the oven mitts can turn into a protective suit enabling the wearer to survive extreme heat, he is quite astonished.
** At the end of the episode, Buzz allows "Independent Thinker" to use his invention on Zurg's ship. Mira points out that this is essentially revenge. Buzz tries to explain why this is justice rather than revenge, but he ends up giving up and admitting that this pretty much is revenge.
* "Opposites Attract"
** In the beginning of the episode, two of the beach-goers are seen using a tiny UFO containing an angry alien as a frisbee.
** The [=LGM=]s' best solution to Buzz's oversized head is to have him wear a giant baseball cap.
* The robot Buzz from "Lost in Time", which [[MangledCatchPhrase butchers Buzz's catch phrase]]. Buzz's attempts to fix it leave much to be desired.
-->'''Robot!Buzz:''' To infinzzzzzzz...! To infinity and be-BEEEEEEEE...!\\
'''Buzz:''' Well, let's see, this should do it...\\
'''Robot!Buzz:''' To infinity, and more infinity!\\
'''Buzz:''' ''(sigh)'' A thousand years, and this is the best they could do?