* Aaron's classic attack of flop sweats when anchoring the news.
-->'''Producer:''' This is more than [[UsefulNotes/RichardNixon Nixon]] ever sweated.
** When Aaron tells Jane about how bad he was, getting calls from viewers.
--->'''Jane:''' People called in ''complaining'' about your ''sweating''?
--->'''Aaron:''' No, ''nice'' calls, worried that I was having a ''heart attack''.
** Tom, who taped the show, doesn't help.
--->'''Jane:''' It wasn't ''unprecedented'', was it?!
--->'''Tom:''' ''(chuckling)'' Not unless you count ''SingingInTheRain''.
* Aaron's 'Devil' speech to Jane. You know the one.
-->'''Aaron Altman:''' I know you care about him. I've never seen you like this about anyone, so please don't take it wrong when I tell you that I believe that Tom, while a very nice guy, is the Devil.
-->'''Jane Craig:''' This isn't friendship.
-->'''Aaron Altman:''' What do you think the Devil is going to look like if he's around? Nobody is going to be taken in if he has a long, red, pointy tail. No. I'm semi-serious here. He will look attractive and he will be nice and helpful and he will get a job where he influences a great God-fearing nation and he will never do an evil thing... he will just bit by little bit lower standards where they are important. Just coax along flash over substance... Just a tiny bit. And he will talk about all of us really being salesmen. And he'll get all the great women.
* This exchange:
-->'''Aaron:''' Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive? If ''needy'' were a turn-on?
-->'''Jane:''' Call me if you get ''weird''.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhOerh-LUQM Big finish!]]