* Father [=McGruder=]'s amazing [[AllMonksKnowKungFu kung fu skills]]. "''I kick arse for the Lord!''"
* Lionel taking the baby zombie out for a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhBoSjDKxak&feature=related a day in the park.]]
** One of the main highlights of the park scene is seeing two distraught women watching a baby be pummeled, before cutting to a drunk cheering and smiling at the act.
** Also, his explanation for beating up the baby.
* The Nazi veterinarian's final line, somehow made better by his accent rendering it almost incomprehensible: "Do you want a syringe, or are you going to sniff?"
* The morgue scene, when the mortician and his assistant left Vera's body while the embalming fluid was still being pumped into her. It goes as well as you might expect.
-->'''Mortician:''' Cranial blowout!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_GMXI7Pp6c The entire opening scene.]]
** The zoo official showing the permit to the natives. ''"Permit! Perrrrr-mitttt!"'' And then their reaction.
** ''"You've got... THE BITE!!!"''