* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eE_flveygw ridiculous]] clip where a teenager pulls out ''ten'' handguns, a sub-machine gun and a shotgun [[PantsPositiveSafety out of his jeans]] is pretty ludicrous, especially if you end up thinking about how many guns are pointed straight at [[GroinAttack those parts]] or how he would have looked while trying to walk.
* The opening narration.
--> It was the morning of April 20th, 1999. And it was pretty much like any other morning in America. The farmer did his chores. The milkman made his deliveries. [[BreadEggsMilkSquick The president bombed another country whose name we couldn't pronounce.]]
* The entire interview with [[CrazySurvivalist James Nichols]].
--> '''Nichols''': [[PillowPistol I sleep with a .44 Magnum under my pillow.]]
--> '''Moore''': Come on... that's what everyone says. Is that true?
* Moore [[SpannerInTheWorks trying to subvert Denny Fennel's security measures.]]
--> '''Moore''': What if I had a spear?
* "Corporate Cops"