* The forming of the Fellowship, where everybody volunteers everybody ''else.''
* The attack of the Thesaurus.
-->"Maim!" roared the monster. "Mutilate, mangle, crush. See '''HARM'''."
* The reaction of the Fellowship when Goodgulf faces the Ballhog. [[spoiler:They cut the bridge out from under both of them.]]
** Also the Ballhog's shirt, on which "was written in cruel runes, 'Villanova'."
* The history of Minas Troney and its Stewards.
* The observation that, in the fall, the standard boggie dessert changes from whole watermelons to whole pumpkins.
* Tim Benzedrine, full stop. A filthy hippie who slides rapidly from amiability to frenzied shrieking at the drug-induced hallucinations crawling all over him.
* "Batty Benelux Burns!"
* The fact that the Gollum parody's name is ''Goddam''.
* The riddle contest between Dildo and Goddam, specificaly the last riddle:
-->Stumped at last for a riddle to ask, he [Dildo] cried out, as his hand fell on his snub-nosed .38, "What have I got in my pocket?" This Goddam failed to answer, and growing impatient, he paddled up to Dildo, whining, "Let me see, let me see." Dildo obliged by pulling out the pistol and emptying it in Goddam's direction.
** Pity stayed his hand - "It's a pity I've run out of bullets".
* "Do not mention that Black Land in this Black Land!"
* This exchange between Dildo and Goodgulf:
--> '''Dildo''': Ring? Ring? What ring?
--> '''Goodgulf''': [[YeOldeButcheredEnglish Thee knoweth only too well what ring]]. The ring in thy pocket, Master Bugger.
--> '''Dildo''': Oooooh, ''that'' Ring! I thought you meant the ring you leave in my tub after your seances with your rubber duck.
* Shelob is reimagined as Schlob. She's not a monster, really, just Sorhed's ex-wife who got really bitter and put on a lot of weight. She basically just screeches at the heroes about how they never take her out anymore.
* Goodgulf's magic powers are a really crappy blend of cheap sleight-of-hand and... well, I guess you could say "Sufficiently Advanced Technology" (his magical fireworks are noted to resemble "little green pineapples with rings inserted in the top", i.e. ''frag grenades'').
--> You cannot fathom the powers at my command! Here, pick a card. Any card.
* The [[DirtyCoward utter, hilarious cowardice]] of our "heroes".
-->The final engagements inside the walls were short and bloody. Gimlet sang lustily as he swung at the wounded narcs and dismembered their inert, defenseless corpses. Arrowroot and Legolam valiantly [[CombatPragmatist disposed of a number of brawny foes from behind]] and Goodgulf offered hearty exhortations and sound advice from the [[TakeCover safety of a crumbled parapet]].