'''WARNING:''' Spoilers are unmarked.
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* The Crypt Keeper's lunch with the mummy director, clearly hating every moment of it.
-->'''[[Creator/WilliamSadler Mummy]]:''' The last picture that I directed made a fortune, and I don't need to tell you what a piece of shit ''that'' was.
-->'''Crypt Keeper:''' ''[thinking]'' No, you don't. I ''know'' what a piece of shit it was!
** And this gem, as the mummy rambles on about a colleague.
--->'''Mummy:''' Now, of course, he'd give his left nut to work with me.
--->'''Crypt Keeper:''' ''[thinking]'' I'd give ''my'' left nut for this lunch to be over.
* Rafe mockingly refers to the police as "Series/TheATeam" as he tries to offer his services to Catherine.
* Rafe holds his office in a run-down adult movie theater.
* Catherine catches Rafe [[EatingTheEyeCandy ogling her legs]].
* Rafe is shown a photo of Caleb:
-->'''Rafe:''' Wow. Same parents?
* Rafe receives a phone call from his ex-wife.
-->'''Rafe:''' ''[on the phone]'' I don't care what your scumbag lawyer says! Business is tight! [...] Y'know, you're reminding me why being married to you drove me to the brink of homosexuality.
** As Catherine starts to leave in disgust after finding a vintage poster of an adult film, Rafe ends the call with "I gotta go. Fuck you."
* Rafe trying to dig up more info on the brothel at the bar.
-->''[Zeke's shot knocks a beer onto a girl]''
-->'''Rafe:''' Six pack in the side cleavage!
** After he causes Zeke to mess up a pool shot:
--->'''Zeke:''' Step outside.
--->'''Rafe:''' Sorry, Zeke, I'm just not in the mood for a blowjob.
* During Reverend Current's sermon, the teleprompter lags, and Current is forced to improvise for a few moments. After the sermon ends, he warns a technician that if the teleprompter does it again, he'll "fire his butt."
* Rafe comments to Catherine that Current's church looks like "Franchise/{{Superman}}'s dad's joint on Krypton."
* Rafe informs Catherine that Caleb went to a brothel.
-->'''Catherine:''' A whorehouse?
-->'''Rafe:''' A house inhabited by whores.
* As Jenkins ravenously eats a burger while talking about the brothel, Rafe remarks the meat is still mooing.
* Some actual clever dialogue in the film as Rafe tries to gain entry to the brothel:
-->'''Rafe:''' I'm here for the, um, Cunningham wake.[[note]]The cover for the whorehouse.[[/note]]
-->'''[=McCutcheon=]:''' I'm afraid the wake is closed tonight. Come back tomorrow.
-->'''Rafe:''' I, uh, really must pay my respects right now.
-->'''[=McCuctheon=]:''' Then I suggest you come back ''tomorrow''.
-->'''Rafe:''' Maybe you don't understand me. I'm feeling excruciatingly ''sad''.
-->'''[=McCuctheon=]:''' [[BlatantLies I'm so sorry.]]
-->'''Rafe:''' And if I don't grieve right now, maybe even grieve two or three times, I'm going to go out of my mind, okay?
-->'''[=McCuctheon=]:''' Then I suggest you go mourn somewhere in private... with a box of tissues! ''[slams the door in Rafe's face]''
* When Jenkins tears up Rafe's business card, Rafe notes it was his only one.
* Before Rafe is transported to the brothel:
-->'''Rafe:''' Ah, the girls! Let them eat a guy named "Cake."
** To which [=McCutcheon=] comments they like crumpets, too.
* As Rafe looks around the brothel and is rhetorically asked where he is:
-->'''Rafe:''' Larry Flynt's id?
* Lilith confronts Rafe and tries to seduce him.
-->'''Rafe:''' I'm not going to tell you those aren't the Breasts of the Century, but I'm just not digging the owner, so why don't you put those away; you're just not my type.
* Rafe covers his ass after it comes out he's not officially licensed as a private eye.
-->'''Rafe:''' I was there as an everyday horny citizen!
* When Rafe, accompanied by the police chief and Catherine, arrive at the mortuary where [=McCutcheon=] has covered up any sign that there's a brothel operating there:
-->'''Rafe:''' They're ''Film/{{Gaslight}}''-ing me, man!
** Rafe, with contemptuous amusement, refers to [=McCutcheon=] as "little [[Creator/LaurenceOlivier Olivier]]" as he continues lying to the police chief.
** Catherine stomps on Rafe's foot after he calls [=McCutcheon=] "a god-damn liar."
* Current has a prop called the "Laserlight of the Lord" which nearly hits him during a rehearsal.
* While Rafe and Catherine are looking for Caleb in the factory:
-->'''Rafe:''' I feel like I'm in a bad episode of ''Series/TalesFromTheCrypt''.
* After Rafe shoots Caleb who has been turned into a vampire:
-->'''Rafe:''' Sorry, Katherine, but that wasn't your brother anymore.
-->'''Caleb:''' ''[regains consciousness]'' Wrong! I'll always be your brother, sis!
-->'''Rafe:''' Katherine, run from your brother.
* As Catherine prepares to cross a gap:
-->'''Rafe:''' ''[starting back for the stairs]'' That is the craziest fuckin' thing I've ever... ''[sees Caleb]''
-->'''Caleb:''' Hi, dickhead.
-->'''Rafe:''' ''[heading back to the ledge]'' That is the second craziest fuckin' thing I've ever...
* Creator/WhoopiGoldberg's [[TheCameo cameo]] as Rafe's hospital roommate who complains about the noise made by Tammy [[LudicrousGibs exploding]] after being exposed to sunlight. She shoots Rafe a dirty look before going back to sleep.
* Rafe [[CarMeetsHouse crashes his car into the mortuary]], [[CarFu flattening [=McCutcheon=]]] [[SpecialEffectsFailure which is obviously a dummy]].
* Current [[LiteralAssKicking literally kicking Vincent in the ass]].
* In a glorious inversion of DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu, Lilith [[FlippingTheBird flips the bird]] at Rafe after he strikes her in the shoulder with an ax.
-->'''Lilith:''' Fuck you!
* After Lilith handcuffs him to the railing:
-->'''Rafe:''' I'd rather Crazy Glue my dick to the bullet train than fuck you!
* Rafe, still handcuffed to the railing, trying to BS his way out of trouble as Lilith, [[OneWingedAngel rapidly]] [[BodyHorror deteriorating]] from being hit with the [[ChekhovsGun Laserlight of the Lord]] in an attempt to cut out her heart, advances on him, threatening to kill him.
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