* "Aunt Barbara, I love you but you're gonna get it."
* "Heineken?! FUCK THAT SHIT! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Pabst! Blue! Ribbon!]]
** And a little after that, while Frank is raving about the FUCKING BEER, Ben is almost nonchalantly patting his shoulder with a smile on his face as if to say "there, there."
* “Logs, Logs, Logs!” As well as the rest of the ridiculously on the nose radio in general
* In an otherwise tense situation, Ben lip-syncing to "In Dreams".
* Frank suddenly shouting "LET'S FUCK! I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOOOVES!" at the top of his lungs for no apparent reason.
* Sighted Ed tapping Blind Ed four times on the shoulder when asked, "How many fingers?". "I still don't know how you do that!"