* The ''entire'' pizza scene, for being so ridiculously over the top if nothing else.
--> '''Logan''': ''[[HamAndCheese I am here to deliver the pizza's! Thank you! Officer's! I got yo PIZZAAA'S!]]''
* When Agent Gray is coaching "Detective Malone", how to behave like a criminal.
--> '''Agent Gray''': You have to look, act, and even think like a criminal. And you're gonna have to change your speech patterns too. Most criminals like to use slang terminology, and profanity, and so forth, especially with regard to police and authority figures.
--> '''Miles''': Oh, you mean like, "Shut the hell up you dick-less FBI..."
--> ''' Agent Gray''': Okay that's right, that'll do.
--> '''Miles''': You stupid-ass...
--> ''' Agent Gray''': That'll do.
--> '''Miles''': No, You tight-ass...
--> ''' Agent Gray''': Enough!
* Poor Deacon and Tulley.
--> '''Deacon''': What's going on?!
--> '''Tulley''': I never know ''what's going on!''