* The navigation mishap in ''Age of Aquarius'':
-->'''Corey''': Commander, I seem to have jumped in about 10 AU's from your position.
-->'''Taylor''': ...crap. I don't even know where I am.
* "MEDITATION WIDGET! YOUR BIOMETRICS SHOW INCREASED HEARTRATE, NOEMI. WOULD YOU LIKE A [[CuteKitten KITTEN PICTURE]]?"
* The tech room entry for the GTVA's Chimera-class corvettes wryly notes that living conditions on the ships are not very enjoyable (even taking military standards of crew quarters into account), and the Bellerophon-class corvettes, modified from the same basic design, is little better.
-->''A software error stocked the first example of the class, Pilum, with thousands of identical pre-cooked meal pouches, each one broccoli and tofu - leading to the much-beloved story of the Cooks' Mutiny. Live on a flying gun, the saying goes, and you get treated like a bullet.''
* Between missions, Levi tells a story about how he tested his Kentauroi's afterburners while the fighter [[DidntThinkThisThrough was still clamped to the docking bay]], and recalls Simms chewing him out about it. [[CassandraTruth Everybody calls bullshit]], because what idiot would do something so stupid? Not to be beaten, he concludes the story by beginning to apologize to a nearby sleeping Simms, [[NonSequiturThud causing her to start ranting at him again at the top of her lungs (confirming the story) whilst still asleep, then promptly wake up by falling out of bed.]]