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* Danny claiming [[BlatantLies he's a journalist for]] Magazine/NationalGeographic while smuggling diamonds. The patrol officer clearly doesn't buy it.
* "I like to get kissed before I get fucked."
* Maddie asking to take pictures with the militiamen about to shoot them.
* Daylight firefight through town? Terrifying. Nighttime firefight while all the rebels are drunk? Hilarious!
* "So you're a fisherman? What do you catch mostly?" "[[MathematiciansAnswer Fish.]]"