[[caption-width-right:229:Three games now, and [[FacialCompositeFailure this]] is ''still'' hilarious.]]

The people who made ''VideoGame/BlazBlue'' have a ''very'' healthy sense of humour. With the exception of Calamity Trigger, if you hear this [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnIR3Mv9CJ8 song]], you know something funny is going to happen. Just check out nuggets of LOL material:


[[folder:Blazblue: Calamity Trigger]]

* Bang's ThemeMusicPowerUp by JAMProject in the console version, which replaces the current background music with an [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGW8L61KzAU over-the-top song]] about how [[MemeticBadass awesome]] he is.
** And of course, [[SoundtrackDissonance what happens]] when Bang Install [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U158VC5u6kk backfires]]. Humiliation beyond belief!
** If you finish an opponent with his Astral, you could say your foe [[spoiler: Got Nailed]].
* The scene where [[IdiotHero Bang]] proceeds to beat up [[DarkIsNotEvil Tager]] just because he ''looks like he's going to do something evil one day''.
* Speaking of Bang, ''everything he says.''
-->Geahh! Electrifyi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ing!
-->This is an Ukemi!
-->Instant Ninpo!!
-->Now jump! Into my manly cheast!!
-->If there are two things I hate in this world, it's lies and evil and lies! And ''bell peppers!!!!''
-->[[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud ''Glare'']]
--> You seem to be lacking in areas. Especially around the che- Wait, what are you doing?! DON'T SHOOT!!
** In his joke ending, he manages to freeze Jin in a block of ice and set the surrounding area on fire. Noel tries to make him fix it. Bang's response? [[spoiler: Run like hell]].
* This line from Ragna's story mode:
--> '''Ragna''': "Hello, [[TheRedBaron Mr. Grim Reaper]] is here. [[BadassBoast I've come to invite all you guys to the Underworld]]... 'xcuse me, pizza delivery here!"
* The scene where Ragna and Taokaka realize they've had a big misunderstanding about who exactly is paying the no doubt large bill they've racked up at a restaurant.
* Noel's Joke Ending, where after being defeated by Tager, she wakes up in Litchi's clinic. Litchi then chases Noel all around Kagutsuchi trying to get Noel to dress in a variety of outfits, including [[GuiltyGear Valentine's]].
* Tager's Joke Ending:
--> '''Kokonoe''': '''"[[LargeHam Super beast mode: golden Tager making it's grand entrance! Behold this majestic paragon of power]]!"'''
** Also, Kokonoe starts talking about modifying Bang's body, but then says she wants to test the mods on Hakumen's body first. Cut to Hakumen, who gets a chill down his spine and senses a great danger, even worse than what he felt against the Black Beast.
* Arakune's Astral Finish. [[spoiler:Pre-Chronophantasma, at least.]]
* Nu's arcade playthrough has her exchange with Taokaka. Mostly because the ever calculating Nu looks at [[TheDitz Taokaka]] and has no idea what to think.
** This line seals it: "Tao is [[ShapedLikeItself Tao!]] Are you flappy-flap? What do you want from meow?"
* In Noel's story mode, there's the segment where she... *ahem* plays with Makoto.
--> *boing boing*
--> '''Makoto''': Noel? What... are you doing?
--> *boing boing*
--> '''Noel''': Hehe, Makoto, your ears are so fluffy...
--> '''Makoto''': Argh! Right when I was [[FreakinessShame depressed]] too...
--> '''Noel''': Hmmm...
--> '''Makoto''': Hey! Stop touching them!
--> '''Noel''': But they're ''so'' soft. Especially your tail. What's this? A concealed weapon?
--> '''Makoto''': I'm not a stuffed animal! I am-
--> *boing boing*
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75sS8F66idI Stop hitting yourself, Carl. Stop hitting yourself, Carl. Stop hitting yourself, Carl. Stop hitting yourself, Carl...]]


[[folder:Blazblue: Continuum Shift]]

* Bang's victory sequence against Arakune in arcade mode of ''Continuum Shift'' - Bang offers to give Arakune a bath; the latter just wants to get the hell out of there. HilarityEnsues.
** And Arakune won't eat Bang, because he "[[TooSpicyForYogSothoth looks really nasty]]."
* Noel hates Ragna's teasing and insults, and this is reflected during their fights. She says things like "Stop calling me stupid!" and "I'm not dumb!" during certain moves, but the [=CMoF=] comes when she uses her Zero-Gun:Fenrir special, in which she shouts, while filling Ragna with bullets: "Ragna The Bloodedge... '''YOU'RE''' STUPID!"
** And the followup in ''VideoGame/BlazBlueContinuumShift'', when Noel uses the same move against Ragna: "I'm sick of being called 'stupid'...! Especially by a '''MORON''' like '''YOU'''!" FridgeBrilliance: [[spoiler:don't they fight like brother and sister?]]
*** [[spoiler:[[ShipTease Can seem more like]] [[CanNotSpitItOut they just can't spit it out]].]]
* How about Hazama's Joke Ending? It can only be expressed with an equation,[[spoiler: Hazama's hatred of cats + all the cats and cat people in Kagutsuchi suddenly being attracted to him = HilarityEnsues]].
* Ragna's Joke Ending. Just... [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Ragna's Jo]][[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs ke Ending]].
** Three simple words: Valley Girl Nu.
*** Make it four: [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot Pirate Valley-Girl Nu.]]
--> '''Ragna''': Nu, for the love of God! Either the valley or the sea! Just PICK ONE!
** "Ghosts!? *ScreamsLikeALittleGirl*"
* Rachel's Joke End. Her Spectacles of Eros will make you laugh silly. Reason? She's not too happy to see Ragna with Platinum. More epicly all the girls from Kagutsuchi minus Taokaka, Tsubaki and Linhua. To add more fuel to this gag reel...Jin has to show up to 'save' his brother.
** Litchi wants to gives him the love potion but fail thanks to Noel and admit her love to Ragna, but a random stalker HAS to show up at the wrong moment...
** Kokonoe tries to give him a sleeping candy but is foiled by Litchi. The best part is what Kokonoe explaining what she's going to do with Ragna, with multiple [[CensoredForComedy instances of creative censoring]].
--> Kokonoe: [[spoiler: First, I intended to take his INFERNO DIVIDER and put it in a CARNAGE SCISSORS, and maybe a little GAUNTLET HADES too? My goodness, I can only imagine his HELL'S FANG will DEATH SPIKE!]].
** Noel admitting... THAT SHE'S MARRIED TO RAGNA ''(via forged marriage registration)''.
--> '''Noel''': Ragna the Bloodedge is officially... is officially ''MY'' husband!
--> '''Rachael''': ''*Smiling and overdramaticly*'' How dare you Ragna! You could have ME as your wife! Why?!
--> '''Ragna''': YOU, stay out of this! You're just making things worse!
** Makoto and Lambda pounce upon Ragna, crushing him beneath their supple, young bodies. His reply is a muffled groan of agony. [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer INSTANCE OF ACTUAL NARRATION]].
** Ada... objects to Noel's "marriage" to Ragna in her own way.
--> '''Rachel''': Oh my... is that... a detonator?\\
* boom*\\
'''Kokonoe''': YES! That was the sound of multiple explosive detonations! Oh, [[ILoveTheSmellOfXInTheMorning I love the sound of explosions in the morning!]] And I do believe they're coming from the direction of Kagutsuchi city hall!\\
'''Noel''': [[BigWhat WHAT?!]] [[BigNo Nooooooooo!]] I won't be able to submit one of my duplicate registrations!!\\
'''Luna''': You actually had more of them?! You conniving little bitch!\\
'''Litchi''': You got the Librarium to make you a fake seal... [[ArsonMurderAndAdmiration That's pretty sad. Impressive... but sad]].\\
'''Lambda''': Analyzing subject... Dignity: Nonexistant. [[ACupAngst Mammary glands: Below detectable levels]].
** Then Jin shows up...
--> '''Ragna''': JIN!?
--> '''Rachel''': My goodness. This is... both unexpected and... pleasing.
--> '''Jin''': You seem to be surrounded by a great number of beautiful women. Perhaps you could explain the meaning of all this?
--> '''Ragna''': Hey, not ''you'' too! Oh, and what's with your eyes?... They're... heart-shaped!?
--> '''Jin''': You horrible pack of harpies, don't you ''dare'' touch my brother! Get away from him, or ''[[{{Yandere}} I'LL CUT YOU TO PIECES]]''!!
** And, ultimately, the ending leaves us with one question from Rachel. "Why wasn't I affected?" It's hilarious when you take a moment to think about why the spectacles that make everyone love you - even robots, beastmen and clones - don't change Rachel's behavior.
* From the True End of Continuum Shift:
--> [[spoiler: '''Ragna:''' "Now engaging the Idea Engine!"]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Terumi:''' "...[[FlatWhat what]]?"]]
* Tager's Joke Ending. An affectionate parody of HumongousMecha / {{Shonen}} shows, with [[MsFanservice Mak]][[HotBlooded oto]], [[MadScientist Koko]][[BunnyEarsLawyer noe]], and a heapload of [[InnocentInnuendo innuendos]]:
--> '''Makoto''': "[[BigOMG Oh... My... GAWD]], Commander Kokonoe, that is ''so'' awesome! No... Seriously... [[{{Nerdgasm}} I'm feelin' a tingly sensation in my naughty bits.]]"
--> '''Kokonoe''': "Oh hoho, I knew you'd appreciate its beauty."
--> '''Makoto''': "Of course, Professor Kokonoe. Oh, I can't wait to get my hands on his joystick. Please, can I have control? Please? ''Pretty please!?''"
--> '''Kokonoe''': "Oh, are you ''sure'' you can handle all that, Private?"
--> '''Kokonoe''': "[[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything Stop tugging on it, Tager. It's just going to tire you out.]]"
** Also, Hakumen's appearance has him shortening his own BadassCreed.
--> '''Hakumen:''' "I am the white void, I am... et cetera, et cetera... THE END HAS COME!"
** And the ending:
--> '''Hakumen:''' "THE END HAS COME!!" ''*[[ActionBomb explodes]]*''
* Carl's gag ending in Continuum Shift, which parodies Franchise/ScoobyDoo ''so much''. He spends the night in the Academy grounds with Noel, Tsubaki and Makoto, trying to solve the "Seven Mysteries of the Academy". Each turns out to have increasingly implausible and funny explanations, including the mysterious piano playing and dancing skeleton being [[spoiler:Valkenhayn playing the piano and dancing with the skeleton while fantasizing about Rachel]], the disembodied laughter being [[spoiler:Jin practising his laugh for when he faces Ragna]], the crying[=/=]wailing girl being [[spoiler:Litchi trying out clothes too small for her and screaming in pain as result]] and the mysterious extra step on the stairs being [[spoiler:Taokaka asleep at the bottom]]. Don't forget [[spoiler:Ragna being the ghost girl, which is even more funny considering how much he's scared of ghosts]]. And speaking of [[spoiler:Ragna, at the end of the reel the "Scooby gang" ends up [[WhatHappenedToTheMouse forgetting about him and the poor guy is left waiting outside for them]], and then gets teased by Rachel for it]].
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWvO1Gxa-5c NIIIII-SAAAAAAN!!!]].
** Although, the English version's "BROOOOOOOOOOOOOTHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!" is just as funny.
** [[spoiler:Let's not forget Relius gag reel in Continuum Shift Extend where Creator/TomokazuSugita [[UpToEleven makes Jin a bit more gayer. See Continuum Shift Extend for details.]]]]
* Noel's Gag Ending. The hysterical voice of the waitress, Carl's memories of Noel's cooking, Bang trying to hold a conversation with Nirvana...[[{{HilarityEnsues}}and then Noel's first dish comes out]]. The only way to describe it is that [[spoiler: Bang apparently EXPLODES trying to eat it.]] [[{{FromBadToWorse}} And that's only the beginning...]]
-->"What that 'something' was defied description. It didn't sit on the plate so much as squat malevolently, hating all and being hated by all..."
** Besides, you know your dish sucks when only ''Hazama'' likes it.
*** FridgeBrilliance: Hatred for Hazama binds him to this world.
** Not only that, Nirvana actually trembled when the dish was introduced. To [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZUpKd1zZ2U THIS no less...]]
*** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yk5_CmjRQyk And when Bang ate it...]]
* Tsubaki's Joke Ending, where she wanders into Orient Town and meets a very drunk Litchi. Yep, you guessed it. Noel's ''Calamity Trigger'' Joke Ending Part 2. Although, [[LawfulNeutral Tsu]][[HonorBeforeReason baki]] is much more co-operative.
* Litchi's Joke Ending also, especially for this little gem when Bang thought Litchi is going to do something to him per the game rules...
-->'''Linhua''': The previous holder must ki--
-->'''Bang''': Ooh! Does this mean 'kiss passionately'!? Ah! Miss Litchi, whenever you're ready, I am ready also!!
-->'''Linhua''': --ick him in the ass so hard.
** More specifically the beating had to be done with a ''metal bat'' of all things. The other player's responses? ''[[ButtMonkey They thought that it was a very nice metal bat]].''
* From Taokaka's story mode, where after defeating Tsubaki, she "[[CovertPervert tests]]" her breasts. The Tuna Avenger deems them average.
--> '''Tsubaki''': H-How dare she calls these ''"average"''. They're not average... are they?
** Notice how even the eye on Tsubaki's hat is opening up wildly when Taokaka is "testing".
* Bang's Gag End as well. Taokaka nearly blurted out that Litchi is pretty much ObliviousToLove on Bang, in which Tsubaki, who has sworn to strike down on Bang if he lied (he told her that he's Litchi's boyfriend and they're dating), was nearly losing it. Bang tried bargaining Tao with meat buns to keep up with the lie... in which Tao starts displaying 'nasty' bargaining skills that ups the amount of meat buns she'll get (the voice also changed more 'sinisterly' in the Japanese version). In the end, he... succeeded, sort of.
* When Makoto fights Noel, Tsubaki, Jin or Hazama, it plays the typical BadassCreed intro they all share. However, Makoto being Makoto, she sometimes messes up her line. Their reactions are priceless.
-->'''[[TheDitz Makoto]]''': Dispatched in mankind's darkest... Ugh, uh... *mumbling* Oh forget it!
-->'''[[CuteClumsyGirl Noel]]''': ''I'' had to work ''really'' super hard to memorize that, ya'know!
-->'''[[CoolBigSis Tsubaki]]''': *angrily* You're gonna practice that until you get it right!
-->'''[[DeadpanSnarker Jin]]''': *underwhelmed* You just never change, do you?
-->'''[[BadBoss Hazama]]''': [[{{Troll}} Don't think this won't show up on your next review!]]
* This example is a little odd but hear me out. In Bang's True Ending, [[{{Troll}} Hazama]] is fought and, no surprise here, he is perfectly okay right after he is beaten. But then Bang decides to use Fu-rin-ka-Zan. Then this exchange happens:
-->'''Hazama''': Oh-ho! So that's your secret trick, huh? Pretty nice, I'll admit, but I dont think it's gonna be enough to be me.
-->'''Bang''':Perhaps not...But it is enough to run away! (he flees in a puff of smoke)
-->'''Hazama''': What?!
** On its own this moment might be humorous but here is where it truly is funny. [[VillainSue Hazama regularly demonstrates that he knows about every possible event that can happen despite the continuum shift being in effect, which no other character or thing can do.]] So the fact that series ButtMonkey and RatedMForManly Bang Shisigami is able to outsmart Hazama is hilarious and made this troper fall out of his seat when he first saw it.
* Relius using his Astral Finish on Hazama. Not only is Hazama not visibly restrained in almost any way (he's just sitting backwards on an ordinary chair, the only evidence of him being under the AF's effects being the blue force field underneath), he looks '''bored.'''

[[folder:Blazblue: Continuum Shift Extend]]

* The FandomNod in ''Calamity Trigger Reconstruction'', when Bang is beaten by Jin...
-->'''Bang''': Stand down, my numbered subordinates! This is my fight, and you have no chance against someone who spams [[FanNickname "Ice Cars"]] constantly...
* Luna accusing Ragna of being a pedophile, and then attempting to pick a fight with him.
--> '''Luna:''' "Bring it on, [[Music/AqualungJetroTullAlbum Aqualung]]!"
** The waitress practically steals the show in that scene with all her misconceptions about Ragna...
--> '''Waitress:''' "I hear you lust after your own brother!"
--> '''Ragna:''' "No I'm into little gi--wait that's not right either..."
--> '''Waitress:''' "Eek! A Pervert!"
* The prelude to [[spoiler:Rachel's intervention]] in ''Slight Hope''. [[spoiler:Seeing Hazama's calm and collected facade go flying out the window]] because [[spoiler:Makoto was in an alternate timeline without knowing such herself]] is ''priceless''.
-->[[spoiler:"You know, when you said 'Noel Vermillion' a few moments ago, I ''damn near peed myself''. All of my plans - '''POOF!''' - instantly undone. All thanks to you."]]\\
[[spoiler:"Might as well ask for a pony, too, so long as you're wishing for unlikely things. Thanks to your flitting about doing what you please, my plans have gone fair-to-middling ''FUBAR''! You're really starting to grate upon my nerves - sorry, but it's true. Relius was going to take care of you, but ''shit''... I just don't think I can WAIT that long..."]]\\
[[spoiler:"''Damn vampire! You '''LIVE''' to cockblock me, don't you?!'' Well, [=UNlive=]... you know what I meant..."]]
** Speaking of Makoto's ''Extend'' Story Mode, the exchange between Makoto [[spoiler:and Rachel]] at the end was rather funny.
-->[[spoiler:'''Rachel''': Incidentally, I believe this is the point where you thank me.]]\\
[[spoiler:'''Makoto''': Oh... uh... thanks?]]\\
[[spoiler:'''Rachel''': ''That'' was milquetoast. Say it again! This time, with feeling!]]\\
[[spoiler:'''Makoto''': [[LargeHam Thank you for this boon you have granted me!]] Uh, it is "boon", right?]]\\
[[spoiler:'''Rachel''': [[{{Babe}} That'll do, beastkin. That'll do]].]]
* In Platinum's story, after Platinum left Ragna with a massive bill for the food they (mostly she) ate, Ragna attempts to claim that he ''is'' the Grim Reaper to avoid paying for the money... yet the waitress ''didn't buy it'', taking excuse of how different Ragna looks like in real and [[{{Gonk}} in the bounty picture]]. And so, Ragna gets to be a dishwasher...
** In a similar scene in ''Calamity Trigger Reconstruction'', everyone ''did'' recognize Ragna from the poster when he pointed out to Tao that he has no way to pay for all the food. [[ButtMonkey He doesn't get a break, does he?]]
* Makoto's Joke Ending. '''Dear God''', Makoto's Joke Ending. Makoto runs a dramatic re-enactment of her [[DysfunctionalFamily questionable]] family life with [[WTHCastingAgency randomized casting]]. It turns out like:
--> Makoto's Father: [[spoiler:Noel]].
--> Makoto's Mother: [[spoiler:Hazama]].
--> Makoto's Younger Sister, Mikoto: [[spoiler: Bang]].
--> Makoto's Older Brother, Mukoto: [[spoiler:Valkenhayn]].
--> Makoto's Younger Twin Siblings, Mekoto and Mokoto: [[spoiler: Carl and Nirvana]].
--> Makoto's Youngest Baby Sibling: [[spoiler:[[ButtMonkey Ragna]]]].
** Not to mention [[OnlySaneMan poor Makoto's]] increasing frustration at how it's turned out:
---> (on [[spoiler:Mommy Hazama]]): [[spoiler: [[PrecisionFStrike What the eff]], guys? Just because Mommy can be a psycho-bitch on occasion doesn't mean ''you have to cast a sociopath''!]]\\
(on [[spoiler:Bang as soft-spoken Mikoto]]): [[spoiler:[[DeadpanSnarker Wow... just... wow. I don't even give a rat's ass anymore. Moving on...]]]]\\
(when hearing about [[spoiler:Valkenhayn's attempt at clumsiness]]): [[spoiler:You punched through a guy's head?! WTF bro?!]]\\
(when questioned how her family life would have turned out): "That was supposed to be the ''point'' of this! But then you had to go ''balls it up'' by ''mis-casting everyone''!"
*** Eventually... it leads to this:
*** And finally [[spoiler:after the house get destroyed with Mother Terumi and Baby Ragna's fight]]:
---> '''Makoto''': NO! That's not what happened at all! This was the worst reenactment ever! Y'all SUCK!
** Also, Makoto's reaction to [[spoiler:Ragna being the baby]]:
--> [[spoiler:'''Ragna''': Goo. ('Sup?)]]\\
'''Makoto''': [[PrecisionFStrike What the fuuu--?!]]\\
[[spoiler:'''Ragna''': Goo! Goo ga ga! (Hey! No F-Bombs!)]]
*** "GA GA GOO GOO! ([[spoiler:CARNAGE SCISSORS]]!)"
** Makoto ([[{{LittleBitBeastly}} of]] [[{{Stripperiffic}} all]] [[{{HypocriticalHumour}} people]]) hanging a lampshade on the the amount of fanservice in the game, after [[spoiler:telling Noel how to replicate her father's signature bodybuilder pose - leaning back whilst holding his hands behind his head, for an "abs & gun-show"]].
--> '''Makoto''': "Huh. It's all "BOOYAH!" when Daddy does it. When you do it, it's just... fan-service. Well, whatever. You'll just have to take my word for it, guys -- We're already on thin ice with the rating's board as it is..."
*** And then [[spoiler:Hazama]] gets in on it...
--> '''[[spoiler:Hazama]]''': "Keep complaining, and [[BlackComedyRape I'll crank up the fan-service in ways YOU don't even want to imagine!]]"
** [[spoiler:Hazama]]'s parenting skills.
--> '''[[spoiler:Bang]]''': We NOT cool! That sentence doesn't even have a verb, woman!\\
'''[[spoiler:Hazama]]''': Shut your trap!\\
'''Narration''': ''Mommy ends Mikoto's rant with a wicked right cross to the mouth - a textbook example of the famous Nanaya "tough love."''\\
'''[[spoiler:Noel]]''': H-Honey... You just launched our daughter through the roof!\\
'''[[spoiler:Hazama]]''': She was giving Mommy a headache! Use your inside voice, Mikoto! Capiche?\\
''[Groans from the off-screen [[spoiler:Bang]].]''\\
'''[[spoiler:Hazama]]''': See? Crisis averted.\\
'''Makoto''': Uh, that wasn't so much an answer as it was teeth rattling around in a mouthful of blood...
*** And then...
--> '''[[spoiler:Hazama]]''': Don't steal my thunder, Makoto. Yelling at you kids is Mommy's only pleasue in life. Well, that and her telenovelas...
--> '''[[spoiler:Valkenhayn]]''': Someone! Cut me a switch, that I may punish her!
--> '''[[spoiler:Hazama]]''': Hey! That's ''Daddy's'' only pleasure in life! Put up your dukes, kid!
--> '''[[spoiler:Valkenhayn]]''': You think you can best me, Mommy?
--> '''[[spoiler:Hazama]]''': I brought you into this world - I can sure as shit take you out of it!
*** And that's not even getting into bringing home the baby...
--> '''[[spoiler:Valkenhayn]]''': Mommy, where's the baby?
--> '''[[spoiler:Hazama]]''': Uh, yeah. About that. We got into a tiff on the way home, so... he'll get here when he gets here.
--> '''Makoto''': You fought a BABY?!
--> '''[[spoiler:Hazama]]''': No, of course not...
--> '''Makoto''': Good, good. Whew!
--> '''[[spoiler:Hazama]]''': He spat up on me, so I returned the favor. Hey, tit for tat, right? Anyhoo, he didn't much take to that. We stared each other down for a minute or two, then parted ways.
--> '''[[spoiler:Noel]]''': You barfed on our baby? Like... Purposely?!
* Relius' Joke Ending is just as funny. When Kokonoe and Relius are doing a body-switching experiment, HilarityEnsues.[[spoiler: In order to help Relius, Kokonoe decides to use the soul-swapping machine to test out the unlucky subjects.]] Even better, try changing it to Japanese voice to show how [[spoiler:Creator/TomokazuSugita, Chiwa Saito and Kana Ueda trying to act as Jin, Hazama and Bang, respectively]]
** [[spoiler: To clarify, Ragna and Jin swap with each other, then Ragna!Jin swaps with Makoto. Hazama and Taokaka swap, followed by Bang and Rachel.]]
** Many of their reactions to switching bodies count:
--> [[spoiler:'''Ragna as Jin''': Huh? Hey, my voice's all funny... and why're my clothes so confining? Wait, these aren't- OH SON OF A '''BITCH'''!]]\\
[[spoiler: '''Makoto as Ragna''': Huh? Did you steal my boobs, Kokonoe? And my butt feels all... incomplete... where's my tail?]]\\
[[spoiler: '''Hazama as Taokaka''': Kokonoe, what'd you do to my pants? I'm feeling an updraft, you kinky scientist, you... Wait, what?!]]\\
[[spoiler: '''Taokaka as Hazama''': Who stuck Tao in a hipster?! Meow! You can't be Tao! I'm Tao! ...But you're Tao! Did I catnip too much catnip?!]]\\
[[spoiler:'''Bang as Rachel''': My, there's two of me! And this new, soft-spoken me is terrifyingly tall! Ye ''gods'', man, you're a colossus! What is the meaning of this?!]]\\
[[spoiler:'''Makoto as Ragna''': ''(after listening to Ragna as Jin and Jin as Makoto talking)'' Geez, and I thought '''[[DysfunctionalFamily my]]''' [[DysfunctionalFamily family]] was nuts...]]
* Platinum's Joke Ending is a merciless parody of the MagicalGirl genre where the flat-chested girls, [[spoiler: Platinum, Rachel, Noel, and Nirvana, plus, um, Carl]], team up to take down the evil Boing Queen, [[spoiler: Litchi]], and her minions, [[spoiler: Taokaka, Tsubaki, and Makoto, along with the mole Arakune and personal bodyguard Ragna (who is easily scared off with a ghost joke)]]. Complete with the mysterious masked hero, the Puppeteer Mask, [[spoiler: Relius]].
* Valkenhayn's Joke Ending is not as funny as the others, but is also pretty notable. Most of the time, Ragna gets loads of joke abuse in his gag reel. Some of which are:
** Who knew that Ragna the Bloodedge doesn't know how to use a smartphone.
---> '''Ragna''': Don't-say-it-'cause-you-know-I-hate-those-things-and-shut-up-'cause-I'm-fine!
---> '''Ragna''': Goddamnit Jin! If you pinch my ass one more time...
** Ragna seems to get beaten up by Valkenhayn for trying to wake up Rachel.
** Not to mention Valkenhayn's life threatening trek into the monster-filled Death Valley, to use a microwave!
---> '''Ragna''': H-Hey! How'd you get to be an old man JUMPING INTO THINGS WITH DEATH IN THEIR DAMN NAME?!
** Special mention goes to Valkenhayn describing the legend of the "Sleeping Crimson Eyed Pigtails", and he goes on to say that even [[{{Badass}} Hakumen]] pees himself at the mere mention of it. Ragna's reaction?
---> '''Ragna''': [[AnimatedArmor He]] ''[[FridgeLogic pees]]''?!
*** And immediately after?
---> '''Valkenhayn''': I awoke her once. It took me three days and nights to quell her fury.
---> '''Ragna''': [[OhCrap You're gonna make]] ''[[OhCrap me]]'' [[OhCrap pee!]]
---> '''Taokaka''': [[BringMyBrownPants Tao just did!]] [--Meow...--]

[[folder: Teach Me, Miss Litchi!/Reloaded]]

* "I've also thought of installing one on your-" '''[[DoubleEntendre GIGANTIC]] [[CensoredForComedy TAGER!]]'''
** "I don't think I need that kind of... um... [[FreudWasRight enhancement]]".
* Pretty much the whole first episode.
** This exchange:
--> '''Litchi''': [[LampshadeHanging Why are you girls]] [[SchoolUniformsAreTheNewBlack dressed like that]]?
--> '''All Girls''': !!!!
--> '''Noel''': We... We're students... from, the military academy...
--> '''Tsubaki''': What she said.
--> '''Makoto''': Right!
--> '''Litchi''': But I could've sworn you were...
--> '''Makoto''': [[TalkToTheFist Shaddup!]]
* Also, the first episode of ''Teach Me: Miss Litchi! Reloaded!''
--> '''Taokaka''': I see three sets of boobies... and one cutting board.
--> '''Noel''': Cutting board!? She ''actually'' compared me to a cutting board!
** And:
--> '''Litchi''': Yes, Tao. That's amazing!
** And this, after Tao eats a ''[[ExtremeOmnivore dictionary]]'' in an attempt to become smarter:
--> '''Taokaka''': Meow, this tastes ''horrible''. Tao is very disappointed.
--> '''Makoto''': (underwhelmed) Yeah. I kinda suspected as much.
*** In fact, let's just say pretty much anything [[SurroundedByIdiots Mak]][[OnlySaneMan oto]] says or does in this episode.
* From Taokaka: "Poly-tits? Are those a new type of boobies?"
* Ragna's description of Taokaka's so-called "handwriting":
--> '''Ragna''': What the hell is this? Can you read any of this? I mean your writing...it looks like you dipped a bunch of worms in paint, made them do an unholy mix of breakdance and lambada, and watched as they exploded from the strain...but a hundred times worse.
* From the original Teach me's, Carl's Episode has him pretend to be Rachel. [[spoiler: Which consists of him taking his glasses off, speaking in a high voice, and demanding Tea.]]
* In one episode, Ragna has no clue what time it is and apparently loses track of time and Gii lampshades it.
--> '''Gii:''' That's what unemployment'll do to ya. No sense of time whatsoever.
** [[TruthInTelevision Well...]]
* In ''Chronophantasma'', Tao tries pronouncing ''"Military Academy"''. Ladies and gentlemen, the ''"Molester Academeow"''.
** The ''entire'' second episode of TMML from CP.
* What about Arakune being Noel's pet? Even funnier is the fact that he ends up eating Noel's poems, which he quotes at random points, and [[LethalChef cooking.]]


[[folder:Help Me, Professor Kokonoe!]]
* Just because Kokonoe is charged with guiding 'lost children', she doesn't have to be nice about it:
** Kokonoe gets fed up with Jin... being Jin, so she pulls out her trump card: Ragna. The results [[{{HoYay}} must be]] [[{{LoveBubbles}} seen to]] [[{{BigNo}} be believed.]]
** Noel gets kicked out by Kokonoe after expressing a sense of companionship related to their [[ACupAngst cup size]].
** Kokonoe is aggravated by Rachel's aristocratic attitude, especially when she tries to act "mean on the outside and nice on the inside."
** Taokaka acting smart... but still retains her obsessive fascination with breasts.
** Meet the [[SarcasmMode totally]] [[ChivalrousPervert charming]] and [[SincerityMode totally]] OutOfCharacter "Irresistible Arakune." Suffice it to say that both Litchi and Kokonoe prefer the original one. This sequence features [[ButtMonkey Tager]] in a FrenchMaid outfit, and being turned into ''a vacuum cleaner'' to clean up after Arakune.
** Not the most patient sort, Kokonoe tries to cut corners during Lambda's. Cue some [[BreakingTheFourthWall fourth wall jokes]].
** [[TheComicallySerious Haku-men]]'s episode more than makes up for the lack of a Gag Reel.
** Doubling as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome: [[spoiler:In Hazama's 'Help me, Dr. Kokonoe!' section... Hazama finally gets his comeuppance for being a {{Troll}} when Kokonoe brutalizes him after he badmouths her in HER show.]]
* Just as the ''[[UpdatedRerelease Extend]]'' gag reels are some of the funniest yet, so are the Help Me Professor Kokonoe segments.
** While Makoto's bad ending is pure terror and TearJerker material, it is followed by Kokonoe once again flying into ACupAngst, then conceding that "the World needs more underboob."
** Relius once again proves his credentials as a BadAss villain by ''trolling Kokonoe''. '''''In her own lab'''''! And he doesn't even speak much!
** Platinum's isn't bad either. Poor Kokonoe struggling to put up with the little brat (brats?).
** Finally, Valkenhayn's little meeting with the {{Jerkass}} CatGirl MadScientist [[LampshadedTrope hangs a lampshade]] on why Kokonoe hasn't been made a playable character.
---> '''Valkenhayn''': [[HilariousInHindsight (Crisis averted...]] [[GameBreaker for now...)]]


[[folder: Blazblue Expanded Media]]

* Anything from BlazBlue Radio (Bururaji). [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLGRJhHamPg&feature=related Take]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaWf6mGa8fY your]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIP9HRwP70c pick.]] It helps that while on the show they'll mention how much freedom they have to goof around. Often they'll describe something utterly ridiculous then point out the artists for the show are having a "{{this is gonna suck}}" moment since they have to draw out most of this.
** December 17, 2011. Instead of "Please Scold Me Ragna", they went with Tsubaki and Creator/AsamiImai goes ''ranting for a full minute'' about the VideoGame/BlazBlue music CD before Creator/TomokazuSugita (as Ragna) tells her to stop already and start the program.
** Blue Fes 2012 -Riot of Summer Again- 2012. By the 2nd minute mark, you'd probably rolling on the floor laughing. And it only goes on from there. To note:
*** This is how Creator/AoiYuuki gets her FanNickname [[YaoiFangirl Y.Aoi]], thanks to Creator/YuuichiNakamura trying to interpret [[RatedMForManly Azrael]] as a ManlyGay character.
*** How everyone introduces themselves as "Issochi" (Makoto's seiyuu).
** How the second episode of Bururaji Hyper ends. What should have been an epic speech from Tsubaki gets ruined thanks to Creator/AsamiImai ''spitting out saliva'' by accident.
** Blue Fes 2013 -Yokohama- special. This trope is what happens when you have eleven {{Nerd}}s in the same building.
*** Who gets to be number 4 and 5 in the popularity rankings shown on the screen at the same time? [[CainAndAble Ragna (4th) and Jin (5th)]]. To say Creator/TetsuyaKakihara hammed it up as Jin was priceless. Then they revealed 3rd place ([[DracoInLeatherPants Hazama]], which surprised everyone including Creator/YuuichiNakamura his seiyuu, who outright lampshades that he played that character to be hated as much as possible) and Creator/TomokazuSugita outright makes a ShoutOut to ''Manga/{{Gintama}}'' (specifically the Kintama arc). Oh and [[Creator/HirokiYasumoto Hiroki Yasumoto's]] reaction that Azrael was ranked 22 with lampshades galore.
*** When they try to guess who the three people are in the silhouette. They started off with a lot of names for band artists and went on from there (for the record, it's [[FanNickname Shamoji]] and the director and assistant director of the anime adaptation.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02mcPP-YBCw Tager's strategy video]] from the limited-edition bonus disc. Unlike his fellow pro VideoGame/BlazBlue players, [[VideoGame/SkullGirls Mi]][[MemeticBadass ke Z]] narrated Tager's strategy segment in an [[LargeHam over-the top]] [[HuskyRusskie Russian accent]], making frequent references to [[GloriousMotherRussia the superiority of Communism]] and denouncing Weak American Damage in favor of [[MemeticMutation Real]] '''[[MemeticMutation Soviet]]''' [[MemeticMutation Damage]]!
** This alone made the limited-edition set ''oh so worth it''.
--> "Much like Communism, the A-button Tager Buster is invincible! ... For a while. It also has a lot of range, but deals only weak, ''American'' damage. The B-button Tager Buster has less range than the A-version, but is faster and does real, '''''Soviet''''' damage!"
--> "Tager's Backdash is invincible for longer than Hangover!"
* Another one from the Drama CD with OneDialogueTwoConversations between Jin and Noel. He is talking about doing (killing) a debt collector that has been pestering Ragna. [[CovertPervert She]] thinks that he is talking about doing Ragna.
--> '''Noel''': W-were you talking about doing it or not?
--> '''Jin''': I'm going to do it. It'll be quick.
--> '''Noel''': EH!!!?
--> '''Jin''': Why are you so surprised? Doing someone like him won't take long.
--> '''Noel''': M-major! That's not the right mindset! You need to be more careful about the other person!
--> '''Jin''': But of course.
--> '''Noel''': It should not be done one sidedly... you should consider the other person... with care and love... the two of you should feel all [[LoveBubbles bubbly]] and then nyannyan...
--> '''Jin''': ... What are you talking about, Lieutenant?
** And in the end, the clueless Jin ends up thinking that "nyannyan" is the new street slang for "killing" someone.
* The Drama CD gives us [[SeriousBusiness "The Grand Debate of Which Shape Weiners Should be in a Lunch Box."]] Who would have known that one can deliver a RousingSpeech over weiners shapes. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWxI0KSUv_o Remember kids, Duodecim takes their weiners seriously.]] I swear that the whole shenanigan is a shout out of the infamous "Truth of Strawberry Milk" speech from Manga/GinTama.
* If you like Hazama's Gag Reel in CS, you might enjoy the CT Drama CD where Jin got subjected to similar attack by Taokaka thanks to the food that Noel spilled over his pants. It's like Jin finally got a comeuppance after all the creepy crap he put Ragna though. Jin screaming his head off while struggling to get Tao off his pants:
--> '''Jin''': No, don't bite it!! IT'S NOT A WEINEEEERRRRR!!!!
* One of the youtuber by the name Daggertail100 created a fan-made of ''HelpMeDoctorHazama''. Here's one of the funny video regarding him and his [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AcDWCbF6rY refund department]]. Try checking out his channel as there's some funny moment in his segment.
* Blazblue Remix Heart manga has some funny moments. You can expect loads of fanservice in this manga due to the fact that it's been drawn by a doujin artist, Sumeragi.
** The Death Dinner in the first chapter...''WITH AN ASTRAL FINISH SIGN behind the piles of Noel's 'victims' ''. [[AttractiveBentGender Mai Natsume]] decides to try it out. Her reaction? [[spoiler: She actually ''ENJOYS'' it and even comments it's a taste of god, much to everyone's surprise. Everyone is convinced that Noel's cooking got better...that is until Faycott takes a bite of the same dish and is instantly KO'd.]]
*** [[spoiler: This actually becomes a recurring gag as Mai ADORES Noel's food as she can't eat normal food due to her Super Taste skill (as the moment she eats it she hears the thoughts of the ingredients and the chef who cooked it). She even goes as far as to deliberately get the punishment in one chapter just to eat Noel's food, much to her friend's dismay.]]
*** [[spoiler: So to say, Noel's dish was so infamous that the teachers decide to use it as punishment to slackers and bad students.]]
** Chapter 4. THE ENTIRE CHAPTER including Teacher Emma's secret cosplay room.
*** How does Emma find out that the girls found her secret room? [[spoiler: She finds Noel wearing her bra (with padding) and promptly ''reaches into her clothing'' and snatches it back.]]
---> [[spoiler: '''Noel:''' (after the above) My dream....]]
** Kagura's debut on Chapter 12. This conversation from Taro after Kagura tries to ask Mai for some tea:
--->'''Taro''': I'll be pretty sad if I find out my relative turned out to be some criminal.
---> [[spoiler: '''Sign''': Stop Sex Crimes!]]
--->'''Kagura''': I'll kill you!
*** In fact...lets say Kagura's characteristic makes it hilarious that he's fond of girls with big breasts especially he wants to go after Emma's.


[[folder:Blazblue: Chronophantasma]]
* The Ragna VS Rachel special battle intro. Rachel uses Silpheed to float away from Ragna's many slashes as he tries to hit her before she touches the ground. [[{{Troll}} Problem, Ragna?]]
* Bang's Arcade commentary against Noel. [[ACupAngst You'd think]] [[BerserkButton he'd learn]] [[TooDumbToLive by now]], but [[OhCrap his reaction]] [[ThisIsGonnaSuck to her reaction]] is worth it.
--->''Miss Noel... No matter how... "[[FanservicePack sexy]]" you try to appear, that bosom- [[ThisIsGonnaSuck U-Uh, perhaps we can continue this conversation after you lower your gun...?]]''
** And then there's her response.
--->''Mister Bang, do you know the saying "Confine your tongue, lest it confine you?"''
** And if she beats him as Mu-12, we get this line/
-->'''Mu-12:''' A woman doesn't need breasts to have sex appeal!
* Ladies and gentlemen, behold: ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYghuS-WN2I Unlimited Amane]]''.
* [[http://youtu.be/7a-1FOwhmR4?t=4m19s Amane's Astral Finish on Hakumen]]. "Pakumen" is funny enough, but the way he floats there for a second and then [[AsideGlance looks into the camera as if to say WTF]] is hilarious.
---> '''Pakumen''': Zea?!
** The entire cast is voiced for this Astral in the console version. Some are "What just happened?" or the like, but some of the rest fall here. [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer These are all real!]]
---> '''Jin''': Boring.\\
'''Taokaka''': Meow~!\\
'''Nu''': Ragna~! <3\\
'''Makoto''': Woohoo!\\
'''Azrael''': Where's my food?\\
'''Izayoi!Tsubaki''': Return me to normal!\\
'''Relius''': This body! ...it's not that bad.\\
'''Toddler!Terumi''': Kihihihihi!\\
'''Kagura''': Damn, I look sexy!\\
'''Kokonoe''': Size hardly matters... Mew~
* Kokonoe is now playable, and one of her distortions in Overdrive? '''''[[spoiler: [[BrickJoke Summoning Golden Tager X.]]]]'''''
** Even funnier is how its maximum damage cap exceeds 12,000 damage, guaranteeing a kill if landed, and that Barrier Guarding it drains close to the entire Barrier gauge. Real Soviet Damage indeed!
** It gets better, Azrael has a stance that makes him able to NoSell '''''GOLDEN TAGER X'''''
* Kagura's intro against most of the female cast has him ''scanning'' the female character's figure like a robot. The female character's question mark bubble after that makes the deal.
** He even does this to ''[[RobotGirl Nirvana]]''!
--> "Is this... legal?"
** There's also the obvious results when he tries this with [[DudeLooksLikeALady Amane]] [[UnsettlingGenderReveal Nishiki]].
---> "Not another dude..."
*** ''Another'' dude? [[ShoutOut So, it's happened]] [[VideoGame/GuiltyGear before]]?
** He actually does this to ''[[TokenMiniMoe Platinum]].'' Fortunately, he quickly backpedals his trail of thought. [[spoiler:[[JailBaitWait At first]].]]
--> "This isn't good."
** He doesn't even try to scan [[MsFanservice Makoto]] but rather straight up tries to grope her, only to get beaten back for the obvious reasons.
--> '''Makoto''': [[PervertRevengeMode You...need to die.]]
* Taokaka suspects that Ragna is hiding food from her, resulting in this gem:
--> '''Ragna''': What the hell did you lick me for?
--> '''Taokaka''': [[JoJosBizarreAdventure Good Guy tastes like... lies.]]
* From the time Noel, Makoto and Tager are in jail to where they meet Kagura for the first time is a total CrowningMomentofFunny. It pretty much [[EstablishingCharacterMoment establishes Kagura's character perfectly.]] Let's just say that Noel completely gets the wrong idea about how Makoto was once Kagura's lover.
** Hell, ANYTIME that Kagura does with the exception of him on duty is up for giggles especially his lechery attitude. Namely when he interacts with Makoto.
** Then again, any time Makoto catches Kagura's descent into lechery is comedy gold. The first time Noel meets him, he makes several attempts to hit on them both, with Kagura even calling Makoto "Lover Number 3", to which she punches him in rage. He gets ''another'' serving of [[PervertRevengeMode squirrel power]] when, after Noel gets her new duds (see below) he tries using a fragment of her own poem to hit on her. And he's STILL trying to flirt without regrets.
-->'''Kagura''': I was eating and drinking and dancing. Man, that was fun.\\
'''Makoto''': And what about us?\\
'''Kagura''': Completely forgot. My bad.\\
'''Makoto''': *tosses NOL poncho* [[RageBreakingPoint You're dead!!]] *punch*\\
'''Kagura''': My tequila!
* Noel asks Tager about what Kokonoe is like (since Makoto mentions he knows better). So Tager tells her by giving her his 'frank opinion' of Kokonoe, talking bad about her bossy, rude and foul-mouthed behavior. He even mentions that she 'constantly want to upgrade people like Tager', which causes Noel to freak out about it. When Noel meets Kokonoe for the first time, she freaks out, begging her not to upgrade her. Kokonoe is confused, and Noel says that Tager told her. The professor is, unsurprisingly, not amused.
--> '''Kokonoe''': Noel, just come with me.
--> '''Noel''': You won't...upgrade me?
--> '''Kokonoe''': Stop wasting time. Or I'll upgrade you for real! *both leave*
--> '''Tager''': [[TemptingFate Oh..Whew...]]
--> '''Kokonoe''': *comes back in* As for you, Tager...We're going to discuss my "frank opinions" later. *exits again*
--> '''Tager''': [[ThisIsGonnaSuck I'm doomed.]]
** It becomes a brick joke later.
--> '''Kokonoe''': Come on, Tager. And yes, we'll have plenty of time to discuss my "frank opinions".
--> '''Tager''': [[ThisIsGonnaSuck I understand. Please be gentle.]]
* In Chapter 9, Kagura [[spoiler: saves Makoto from a possessed Tsubaki]] and escorts her back to HQ. The conversation along the way gets as perverted as you'd expect from him, and he gets no less than three [[GroinAttack acorn kicks]] in the process. The bondage joke is the clincher.
--> '''[[spoiler:Makoto]]:''' ''(with arms currently bound by rope)'' By the way, Kagura...would you please untie me already?\\
'''Kagura:''' Why? You look great like that. ''(cue [[spoiler:Makoto]] kicking Kagura right there)'' Still...{{worth it}}... *collapses*
* In Chapter 10 of the main route, Ragna agrees to help with Kagura's coup in exchange for Kushinada's Lynchpin. However, Ragna questions how he's going to use to the bathroom due to having his right arm and eye paralyzed, Celica then offers to help, which just shocks everyone and prompts Kagura to punch Ragna in the face, under the pretense that his hand "slipped"....[[FromBadToWorse then Jin walks in.]]
** After Jin [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness ignores Ragna for a good five minutes]] to go over his and Kagura's plan to bring Tsubaki back to their side, the scene then {{Smash Cut}}s to a CG of Jin slamming his forehead into Ragna's, and they go about their usual routine of trash talking. Kagura tries to intervene, but they just tell him off. And then Noel enters and Ragna & Jin decide to settle their fight outside. Kagura tries to ask take Noel on a date...[[ObliviousTolove but she completely misses the point]] and asks if Makoto can come too, much to Kagura's disappointment.
* After Ragna & Jin have their [[LetsYouAndHimFight obligatory fight]], in which Ragna loses...[[CurbStompBattle badly]], Jin then decides to [[SarcasmMode be a good sport]], and gloat about it and mock Ragna for fighting handicapped in the first place. Celica then [[{{GunBuster}} Inazuma Kicks]] him and breaks it up. She then scolds the two for fighting in the first place. It pretty much plays out like a mother scolding her children for roughhousing. [[spoiler: Which is exactly what it is; Celica is the nun that took care of Ragna, Jin and their sister Saya when they were children.]]
* The conversation during dinner time where Ragna, Jin, Noel, Makoto, Celica, Kokonoe are at one table with Kagura and Hibiki. It's also one of the Heartwarming Moment (especially if they add in Tsubaki and Carl). Celica tries to spoon-feed Ragna, Jin is pissed and breaks his chopsticks due to the environment (especially he's sitting beside Ragna), Noel and Makoto talks the memories especially the 'Jinny' part after Kagura keeps calling Jin that and Hibiki's blank expression while seeing them eating.
** Not only that , Taokaka appears out of nowhere eating at the table while Rachel 'coincidentally' appears while complimenting Hibiki's dish.
* Teach Me More, Ms Litchi! offers this exchange:
--> '''Taokaka''': Sorry, I want to learn about your [[TheChikan Molester Academeow (chikan gakkou)]]!
--> '''Ragna''': Who would even go to Molester Academy?
--> '''Litchi''': Tao! It's the '''military''' academy (shikan gakkou)!
** She might not be that far off considering that [[MemeticMolester Jin]] went to school there...
* The Gag Reels are back in Chronophantasma, and they're as hilarious as ever. Video links included for your viewing pleasure.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F61axlLy7VU Jin's Return to the Isle of Rankings.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOvwi_ePPuI The Ultimate Tests of Manliness.]]
*** [[spoiler:This gag reel mixes CallBack with hilarity on multiple fronts. For instance, Jin's distaste for meat dishes eliminates him in round 4, while in round 3 (the Kaka ticklefest) Hazama's cat allergies catch up to him again. In a reference to [=BlueRadio=], Luna asks if Azrael and Jin are gay.]]
*** [[spoiler:The end? Ragna, Bang, Amane and Azrael are forced to survive being eaten by Arakune. After squirming inside for quite a while, they suddenly go silent. [[ImAHumanitarian Three guesses as to how that ended for them.]] With their participants gone, Makoto, Luna and Kokonoe are forced to crown Arakune the victor. He takes it well.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT6zo8bTmRQ FIGHT!! Golden Tager vs. Mechakaka Prototype and Black Golden Tager.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDzoTK66_Lg The Return of the Spectacles of Eros.]]
*** When Noel, Tsubaki, and Makoto are throwing themselves at him and he finally realizes what's going on Ragna immediately calls out to Rachel demanding she show herself wherever she is. On the English track he sounds annoyed. On the Japanese track he starts ''[[http://youtu.be/WDzoTK66_Lg?t=10m13s screaming]]'' at her to come out.
-->Rachel: [[WesternAnimation/ToyStory You're a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity]].
*** [[ItMakesSenseInContext Noel breaks up a stripping fight between Makoto and Bullet.]]
--> '''Noel:''' Stop! Stop stop stop stop stop right there! Makoto and butt-lady, we can see...way too much. [[NoFourthWall This game is going to end up]] [[UsefulNotes/EntertainmentSoftwareRatingsBoard in the]] [[AdultsOnlyRating AO section!]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7fxieH2QaU Magical Landlady Platinum.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUNcgePFMEY Father of the Year.]]
*** [[spoiler: The school interactions are clearly the highlight. [[AdorablyPrecociousChild Carl]] falls asleep in class, [[{{Ojou}} Rachel]] tries to skip class for tea with daddy Valkenhayn, [[SiblingRivalry Ragna and Jin]] break out into a fight (legit brotherly rivalry here, not the usual psycho Jin) with mommy Celica trying to stop it, [[BrattyHalfPint Luna]] butting into the fight with daddy Bang cheering her on, and Makoto's daddy Kagura hitting on Celica. Poor [[OnlySaneMan Ms. Yayoi]] is clearly overwhelmed, and only [[BookDumb Makoto]] tries to be a good student.]]
*** [[spoiler: The best part is where Hazama is Relius family's servant in that parallel dimension. At the end of the gag reel, Hazama was left behind when Relius returns to his own world.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNRk4-zr0ls Litchi's Next Cosplay Victim.]]
*** [[spoiler: No it's not Makoto. Litchi's next target was Bullet. Lets just say you'll definitely laugh silly on this.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dig09htbp2c Happy Birthday, Makoto!]]
*** [[spoiler: It's not actually her birthday, but Kokonoe says to her that any day can be a birthday if you're feeling festive enough, and gives her some presents. One present box contains sweet smelling candy that ends up attracting Valkenhayn and (naturally) Tao... Turns out that "candy" was more-or-less a drug that "awakens the inner beast in beastkin" HilarityEnsues.]]
*** [[spoiler: Valkenhayn's personality doing a ''complete'' 180 and turning into a drooling play-happy pooch. Cue Kokonoe throwing a frisbee ''with rocket boosters" and Valkenhayn dashing off to fetch it (exiting the reel in the process) and ''THEN'' Koko reveals the frisbee will ''explode after 5 seconds of being caught.'']]
*** [[spoiler: During the gag reel, Tao manages to pull Makoto's tail clean off. While the absurdity of the gag reel makes it funny [[BlackComedy in a rather morbid manner]], what makes the whole thing even funnier is that in real life, squirrel tails can actually detach to allow them to escape predators, meaning Arc System Works ''[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer did not make that up]] [[TruthInTelevision for the sake of a joke!]]]]''
*** [[spoiler: Then after her tail gets removed, realizing it can't be reattached, they hold a funeral for it... then Kokonoe reveals she CAN reattach her tail, Makoto was not pleased for the late info. Then things get ''really'' freaking weird. The tail '''comes to life''' and starts walking and talking on its own with a face and limbs and everything... yea, the gag reels are like that.]]
* In Noel's Arcade mode, Amane calls her the most convincing crossdresser he's ever seen, and says that she'd be great at [[CrossCastRole playing the roles of women]] on stage (LadyLooksLikeADude [[DudeLooksLikeALady That Looks Like A Lady]]?). Noel is so offended that she goes into [[EmotionlessGirl Prime Field Device]] mode and proceeds to ''beat'' an apology out of him.
-->'''Noel:''' [[foldercontrol]]

[[folder: ...Target deemed hostile. Commencing termination. ]]

** And after the battle?
-->'''Amane:''' My apologies! You were a girl all along!
-->'''Noel:''' As long as you understand.
** As [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQfqNwKjmTY&index=16&list=PLyR5gVQJVygy2eiFWcAgEMV9r_Oy47pqh this video]] shows, Noel's arcade mode can be a riot if she's pitted against the following four characters: Bang, Amane, Platinum, and Tao. All of whom, in one form or another, intentionally or unintentionally, proceed to {{Troll}} her about her breast size.
*** It gets better if it goes like this: Platinum, Tao, Bang (Already Noel should had gotten to [[EmotionlessGirl Prime Field Device Mode]] at this point)then ending it off with Amane, in which Noel's theme should had been [[BerserkButton Endless Despair II]] at this point
** And if Noel, as Mu-12, defeats Tao in her arcade mode, we get this gem of a line.
-->'''Mu:''' Miss Taokaka, it's not the breasts that define the woman!
* [[NoSenseOfDirection Celica's inability to go anywhere without getting lost]] is a gag that is [[RunningGag constantly]] [[LampshadeHanging acknowledged]] by the cast. However special mention goes to the fact that even [[TheComicallySerious HAKUMEN]] felt that he needed to accompany her since he felt that she was likely to "starve in an alley" if left alone.
** And then Celica tries to start a conversation talking about various things, and Hakumen just sighs exasperated at her energy. Its just hilarious to see someone like [[{{Badass}} Hakumen]] playing babysitter.
*** Made even funnier if you recall that Hakumen is [[spoiler:Jin Kisaragi]]. Said {{Badass}} has to keep his [[spoiler: Foster mother]] from getting lost!
*** And when Jubei arrives to take Celica off his hands, it's one of the very few moments when Hakumen sounds ''genuinely'' relieved.
* The entirety of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzvTy4BkxlY&list=WLH2qw32fBhv_sy9-k-JDHLQ&index=20 chapter 5]] with Bloodedge, Celica, Trinity, and Nine. To elaborate, Nine and Trinity find Bloodedge and Celica in the woods. Nine, thinking that Bloodedge is trying to make a move on Celica and being the protective big sis she is, promptly attempts to ''roast Bloodedge alive''. Celica attempts to reason with her, leading to this hilarious exchange between her, Nine, and Bloodedge. One has to wonder what would happen if she ever met [[HandsomeLech Kagura]] after seeing that scene.
-->'''Celica:''' Stop this! Ragna's not a bad guy!
-->'''Nine:''' Celica, stay out of this. Knowing you, he probably bought you a nice dinner, so you're assuming he's a good person. But can you trust him?
-->'''Celica:''' That's not true! Ragna really is a nice person!
-->'''Nine:''' ''Anyone's'' a nice person to you. Hmph, I expected you to be searching for that man... And here I find you wasting time, tricked by some hooligan. Listen, Celica. I'm going to explain this to you one more time. [[AllMenArePerverts Any man who acts nicely around a cute an innocent little girl like you probably has one thing on their mind.]] And ''this'' pathetic excuse for a man is no exception. It would be best for society if I just took him out of the gene pool right now.
-->'''Bloodedge:''' You can't just say whatever the hell you want about me! Keep that up and I'll make you pay for it!
-->'''Nine:''' A punk like you ''would'' have problems with the truth!
-->'''Bloodedge:''' [[WhatTheHellHero Besides, what the hell? Why don't you listen to what I have to say for a change? First off, I was not going after your sister. She found me injured when I was collapsed on the side of the road, and it was convienient for us to travel together. I'm helping her find her father! Besides, you don't have to be so hard on Celica, do you? It's been six years since your dad disappeared. I don't think it's fair to say what she's trying to do is "foolish". Have you thought about her feelings?]]
-->'''Celica:''' Ragna...
-->'''Nine:''' Spoken like you actually understand.
-->'''Bloodedge:''' Huh?
-->'''Nine:''' (''Gets in his face'') [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Who... The hell... Asked... For your... Opinion?!]] (''Proceeds to kick Bloodedge several times, presumably [[GroinAttack in the stones]]'') Stop talking to Celica like she's your friend, you passerby, low-life tail-chaser! And get your dirty hands off of her, you hear me?!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=hKp7bU8odbs#t=229 BURGER! BURGER! BURGER! BURGER! BURGER! BURGER!]]
* In his arcade mode, Terumi talking shit to ''himself'', of all people. It's still pretty hilarious [[spoiler:despite the fact that said clone of Terumi was made by Trinity solely to piss the original off]].
-->'''Terumi (2):''' If you got time to blab, you got time to fight. If you're scared though, I don't blame you. Just run along home.
-->'''Terumi (1):''' Ugh, that shit-eating grin in his voice is just pissing me off.
* In Chapter 7 of Sector Seven route, Azrael and Nu-13 are left behind after Kagura, Litchi and Tager teleport away. Since Nu has no interest in Azrael, and Azrael cannot attack Nu even if he wanted to, both of them stand awkwardly still in utter silence. Cue Hazama busting in to break the tension.
-->'''Hazama:''' Um, am I interrupting a marriage proposal here?
* Celica's [[OneHitKill Astral Heat]] is no short [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome awesome]] as it is funny. Celica initiates the attack by ''healing'' her opponent to full health, followed by Minerva taking to the skies and changing forms before grabbing the opponent and taking them off-screen!
* [[http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1ronsz_bbcp-vita-beach-scene_videogames BB Ver2.0's]] [[BeachEpisode beach scenario]] is every bit as hilarious as the gag reels.