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[[caption-width-right:229:[[FacialCompositeFailure Ragnya the]] {{Gonk}}edge]]

As expected from a LighterAndSofter GuiltyGear, VideoGame/BlazBlue is an ''extremely'' funny game. Check out the below examples, now organised for your benefit.

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[[folder:Blazblue: Calamity Trigger]]

* Bang's ThemeMusicPowerUp by JAMProject in the console version, which replaces the current background music with an [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGW8L61KzAU over-the-top song]] about how [[MemeticBadass awesome]] he is.
** And of course, [[SoundtrackDissonance what happens]] when Bang Install [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U158VC5u6kk backfires]]. Humiliation beyond belief!
** If you finish an opponent with his Astral, you could say your foe [[spoiler: Got Nailed]].
* The scene where Bang proceeds to beat up Tager just because he ''looks like he's going to do something evil one day''.
* Speaking of Bang, ''everything he says.''
-->Geahh! Electrifyi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ing!
-->This is an Ukemi!
-->Instant Ninpo!!
-->Now jump! Into my manly cheast!!
-->If there are two things I hate in this world, it's lies and evil and lies! And ''bell peppers!!!!''
-->[[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud ''Glare'']]
-->Opening!
-->Miss Litchi! I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEE YYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUU!!!!
--> You seem to be lacking in areas. Especially around the che- Wait, what are you doing?! DON'T SHOOT!!
** In his joke ending, he manages to freeze Jin in a block of ice and set the surrounding area on fire. Noel tries to make him fix it. Bang's responce? [[spoiler: Run like hell]].
* This line from Ragna's story mode:
--> '''Ragna''': "Hello, [[TheRedBaron Mr. Grim Reaper]] is here. [[BadassBoast I've come to invite all you guys to the Underworld]]... 'xcuse me, pizza delivery here!"
* The scene where Ragna and Taokaka realize they've had a big misunderstanding about who exactly is paying the no doubt large bill they've racked up at a restaurant.
* Noel's Joke Ending, where after being defeated by Tager, she wakes up in Litchi's clinic. Litchi then chases Noel all around Kagutsuchi trying to get Noel to dress in a variety of outfits, including [[GuiltyGear Valentine's]].
* Tager's Joke Ending:
--> '''Kokonoe''': '''"[[LargeHam Super beast mode: golden Tager making it's grand entrance! Behold this majestic paragon of power]]!"'''
** Also, Kokonoe starts talking about modifying Bang's body, but then says she wants to test the mods on Hakumen's body first. Cut to Hakumen, who gets a chill down his spine and senses a great danger, even worse than what he felt against the Black Beast.
* Arakune's Astral Finish.
* Nu's arcade playthrough has her exchange with Taokaka. Mostly because the ever calculating Nu looks at [[TheDitz Taokaka]] and has no idea what to think.
** This line seals it: "Tao is [[ShapedLikeItself Tao!]] Are you flappy-flap? What do you want from meow?"
* In Noel's story mode, there's the segment where she... *ahem* plays with Makoto.
--> *boing boing*
--> '''Makoto''': Noel? What... are you doing?
--> *boing boing*
--> '''Noel''': Hehe, Makoto, your ears are so fluffy...
--> '''Makoto''': Argh! Right when I was [[FreakinessShame depressed]] too...
--> '''Noel''': Hmmm...
--> '''Makoto''': Hey! Stop touching them!
--> '''Noel''': But they're ''so'' soft. Especially your tail. What's this? A concealed weapon?
--> '''Makoto''': I'm not a stuffed animal! I am-
--> *boing boing*

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[[folder:Blazblue: Continuum Shift]]

* Bang's victory sequence against Arakune in arcade mode of ''Continuum Shift'' - Bang offers to give Arakune a bath; the latter just wants to get the hell out of there. HilarityEnsues.
** And Arakune won't eat Bang, because he "[[TooSpicyForYogSothoth looks really nasty]]."
* Noel hates Ragna's teasing and insults, and this is reflected during their fights. She says things like "Stop calling me stupid!" and "I'm not dumb!" during certain moves, but the [=CMoF=] comes when she uses her Zero-Gun:Fenrir special, in which she shouts, while filling Ragna with bullets: "Ragna The Bloodedge... '''YOU'RE''' STUPID!"
** And the followup in ''VideoGame/BlazBlueContinuumShift'', when Noel uses the same move against Ragna: "I'm sick of being called 'stupid'...! Especially by a '''MORON''' like '''YOU'''!" FridgeBrilliance: [[spoiler:don't they fight like brother and sister?]]
*** [[spoiler:[[ShipTease Can seem more like]] [[CanNotSpitItOut they just can't spit it out]].]]
* How about Hazama's Joke Ending? It can only be expressed with an equation,[[spoiler: Hazama's hatred of cats + all the cats and cat people in Kagutsuchi suddenly being attracted to him = HilarityEnsues]].
* Ragna's Joke Ending. Just... [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Ragna's Jo]][[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs ke Ending]].
** Three simple words: Valley Girl Nu.
*** Make it four: [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot Pirate Valley-Girl Nu.]]
--> '''Ragna''': Nu, for the love of God! Either the valley or the sea! Just PICK ONE!
** "Ghosts!? *ScreamsLikeALittleGirl*"
* Rachel's Joke End. Her Spectacles of Eros will make you laugh silly. Reason? She's not too happy to see Ragna with Platinum. More epicly all the girls from Kagutsuchi minus Taokaka, Tsubaki and Linhua. To add more fuel to this gag reel...Jin has to show up to 'save' his brother.
** Litchi wants to gives him the love potion but fail thanks to Noel and admit her love to Ragna, but a random stalker HAS to show up at the wrong moment...
** Kokonoe tries to give him a sleeping candy but is foiled by Litchi. The best part is what Kokonoe explaining what she's going to do with Ragna, with multiple [[ThisTropeIsBleep instances of creative censoring]].
--> Kokonoe: [[spoiler: First, I intended to take his INFERNO DIVIDER and put it in a CARNAGE SCISSORS, and maybe a little GAUNTLET HADES too? My goodness, I can only imagine his HELL'S FANG will DEATH SPIKE!]].
** Noel admitting... THAT SHE'S MARRIED TO RAGNA ''(via forged marriage registration)''.
--> '''Noel''': Ragna the Bloodedge is officially... is officially ''MY'' husband!
--> '''Ragna''': [[BigWhat WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?]]
--> '''Rachael''': How dare you Ragna! You could have ME as your wife! Why?!
--> '''Ragna''': YOU, stay out of this! You're just making things worse!
** Makoto and Lambda pounce upon Ragna, crushing him beneath their supple, young bodies. His reply is a muffled groan of agony. [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer INSTANCE OF ACTUAL NARRATION]].
** Ada... objects to Noel's "marriage" to Ragna in her own way.
--> '''Rachel''': Oh my... is that... a detonator?\\
* boom*\\
'''Kokonoe''': YES! That was the sound of multiple explosive detonations! Oh, [[ILoveTheSmellOfXInTheMorning I love the sound of explosions in the morning!]] And I do believe they're coming from the direction of Kagutsuchi city hall!\\
'''Noel''': [[BigWhat WHAT?!]] [[BigNo Nooooooooo!]] I won't be able to submit one of my duplicate registrations!!\\
'''Luna''': You actually had more of them?! You conniving little bitch!
** Then Jin shows up...
--> '''Ragna''': JIN!?
--> '''Rachel''': My goodness. This is... both unexpected and... pleasing.
--> '''Jin''': You seem to be surrounded by a great number of beautiful women. Perhaps you could explain the meaning of all this?
--> '''Ragna''': Hey, not ''you'' too! Oh, and what's with your eyes?... They're... heart-shaped!?
--> '''Jin''': You horrible pack of harpies, don't you ''dare'' touch my brother! Get away from him, or ''[[{{Yandere}} I'LL CUT YOU TO PIECES]]''!!
* From the True End of Continuum Shift:
--> [[spoiler: '''Ragna:''' "Now engaging the Idea Engine!"]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Terumi:''' "...[[FlatWhat what]]?"]]
* Tager's Joke Ending. An affectionate parody of HumongousMecha / {{Shonen}} shows, with [[MsFanservice Mak]][[HotBlooded oto]], [[MadScientist Koko]][[BunnyEarsLawyer noe]], and a heapload of [[InnocentInnuendo innuendos]]:
--> '''Makoto''': "[[BigOMG Oh... My... GAWD]], Commander Kokonoe, that is ''so'' awesome! No... Seriously... [[{{Nerdgasm}} I'm feelin' a tingly sensation in my naughty bits.]]"
--> '''Kokonoe''': "Oh hoho, I knew you'd appreciate its beauty."
--> '''Makoto''': "Of course, Professor Kokonoe. Oh, I can't wait to get my hands on his joystick. Please, can I have control? Please? ''Pretty please!?''"
--> '''Kokonoe''': "Oh, are you ''sure'' you can handle all that, Private?"
--> '''Kokonoe''': "[[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything Stop tugging on it, Tager. It's just going to tire you out.]]"
** Also, Hakumen's appearance has him shortening his own BadassCreed.
--> '''Hakumen:''' "I am the white void, I am... et cetera, et cetera... THE END HAS COME!"
** And the ending:
--> '''Hakumen:''' "THE END HAS COME!!" ''*[[ActionBomb explodes]]*''
* Carl's gag ending in Continuum Shift, which parodies ScoobyDoo ''so much''. He spends the night in the Academy grounds with Noel, Tsubaki and Makoto, trying to solve the "Seven Mysteries of the Academy". Each turns out to have increasingly implausible and funny explanations, including the mysterious piano playing and dancing skeleton being [[spoiler:Valkenhayn playing the piano and dancing with the skeleton while fantasizing about Rachel]], the disembodied laughter being [[spoiler:Jin practising his laugh for when he faces Ragna]], and the mysterious extra step on the stairs being [[spoiler:Taokaka asleep at the bottom]]. Don't forget [[spoiler:Ragna being the ghost girl, which is even more funny considering how much he's scared of ghosts]].
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWvO1Gxa-5c NIIIII-SAAAAAAN!!!]].
** Although, the English version's "BROOOOOOOOOOOOOTHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!" is just as funny.
* Noel's Gag Ending. The hysterical voice of the waitress, Carl's memories of Noel's cooking, Bang trying to hold a conversation with Nirvana...[[{{HilarityEnsues}}and then Noel's first dish comes out]]. The only way to describe it is that [[spoiler: Bang apparently EXPLODES trying to eat it.]] [[{{FromBadToWorse}} And that's only the beginning...]]
-->"What that 'something' was defied description. It didn't sit on the plate so much as squat malevolently, hating all and being hated by all..."
** Besides, you know your dish sucks when only ''Hazama'' likes it.
*** FridgeBrilliance: Hatred for Hazama binds him to this world.
** Not only that, Nirvana actually trembled when the dish was introduced. To [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZUpKd1zZ2U THIS no less...]]
*** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yk5_CmjRQyk And when Bang ate it...]]
* Tsubaki's Joke Ending, where she wanders into Orient Town and meets a very drunk Litchi. Yep, you guessed it. Noel's ''Calamity Trigger'' Joke Ending Part 2. Although, [[LawfulNeutral Tsu]][[HonorBeforeReason baki]] is much more co-operative.
* Litchi's Joke Ending also, especially for this little gem when Bang thought Litchi is going to do something to him per the game rules...
-->'''Linhua''': The previous holder must ki--
-->'''Bang''': Ooh! Does this mean 'kiss passionately'!? Ah! Miss Litchi, whenever you're ready, I am ready also!!
-->'''Linhua''': --ick him in the ass so hard.
* From Taokaka's story mode, where after defeating Tsubaki, she "[[CovertPervert tests]]" her breasts. The Tuna Avenger deems them average.
--> '''Tsubaki''': H-How dare she calls these ''"average"''. They're not average... are they?
** Notice how even the eye on Tsubaki's hat is opening up wildly when Taokaka is "testing".
* Bang's Gag End as well. Taokaka nearly blurted out that Litchi is pretty much ObliviousToLove on Bang, in which Tsubaki, who has sworn to strike down on Bang if he lied (he told her that he and Litchi were dating), was nearly losing it. Bang tried bargaining Tao with meat buns to keep up with the lie... in which Tao starts displaying 'nasty' bargaining skills that ups the amount of meat buns she'll get (the voice also changed more 'sinisterly'). In the end, he... succeeded, sort of.
* When Makoto fights Noel, Tsubaki, Jin or Hazama, it plays the typical BadassCreed intro they all share. However, Makoto being Makoto, she sometimes messes up her line. Their reactions are priceless.
-->'''[[TheDitz Makoto]]''': Dispatched in mankind's darkest... Ugh, uh... *mumbling* Oh forget it!
-->'''[[CuteClumsyGirl Noel]]''': ''I'' had to work ''really'' super hard to memorize that, ya'know!
-->'''[[CoolBigSis Tsubaki]]''': *angrily* You're gonna practice that until you get it right!
-->'''[[DeadpanSnarker Jin]]''': *underwhelmed* You just never change, do you?
-->'''[[BadBoss Hazama]]''': [[{{Troll}} Don't think this won't show up on your next review!]]
* This example is a little odd but hear me out. In Bang's True Ending, [[{{Troll}} Hazama]] is fought and, no surprise here, he is perfectly okay right after he is beaten. But then Bang decides to use Fu-rin-ka-Zan. Then this exchange happens:
-->'''Hazama''': Oh-ho! So that's your secret trick, huh? Pretty nice, I'll admit, but I dont think it's gonna be enough to be me.
-->'''Bang''':Perhaps not...But it is enough to run away! (he flees in a puff of smoke)
-->'''Hazama''': What?!
** On its own this moment might be humorous but here is where it truly is funny. [[VillainSue Hazama regularly demonstrates that he knows about every possible event that can happen despite the continuum shift being in effect, which no other character or thing can do.]] So the fact that series ButtMonkey and RatedMForManly Bang Shisigami is able to outsmart Hazama is hilarious and made this troper fall out of his seat when he first saw it.
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[[folder:Blazblue: Continuum Shift Extend]]

* The FandomNod in ''Calamity Trigger Reconstruction'', when Bang is beaten by Jin...
-->'''Bang''': Stand down, my numbered subordinates! This is my fight, and you have no chance against someone who spams [[FanNickname "Ice Cars"]] constantly...
* Luna accusing Ragna of being a pedophile, and then attempting to pick a fight with him.
--> '''Luna:''' "Bring it on, Aqualung!"
** The waitress practically steals the show in that scene with all her misconceptions about Ragna...
--> '''Waitress:''' "I hear you lust after your own brother!"
--> '''Ragna:''' "No I'm into little gi--wait that's not right either..."
--> '''Waitress:''' "Eek! A Pervert!"
* The prelude to [[spoiler:Rachel's intervention]] in ''Slight Hope''. [[spoiler:Seeing Hazama's calm and collected facade go flying out the window]] because [[spoiler:Makoto was in an alternate timeline without knowing such herself]] is ''priceless''.
-->[[spoiler:"You know, when you said 'Noel Vermillion' a few moments ago, I ''damn near peed myself''. All of my plans - '''POOF!''' - instantly undone. All thanks to you."]]\\
[[spoiler:"Might as well ask for a pony, too, so long as you're wishing for unlikely things. Thanks to your flitting about doing what you please, my plans have gone fair-to-middling ''FUBAR''! You're really starting to grate upon my nerves - sorry, but it's true. Relius was going to take care of you, but ''shit''... I just don't think I can WAIT that long..."]]\\
[[spoiler:"''Damn vampire! You '''LIVE''' to cockblock me, don't you?!'' Well, [=UNlive=]... you know what I meant..."]]
** Speaking of Makoto's ''Extend'' Story Mode, the exchange between Makoto [[spoiler:and Rachel]] at the end was rather funny.
-->[[spoiler:'''Rachel''': Incidentally, I believe this is the point where you thank me.]]\\
[[spoiler:'''Makoto''': Oh... uh... thanks?]]\\
[[spoiler:'''Rachel''': ''That'' was milquetoast. Say it again! This time, with feeling!]]\\
[[spoiler:'''Makoto''': [[LargeHam Thank you for this boon you have granted me!]] Uh, it is "boon", right?]]\\
[[spoiler:'''Rachel''': [[{{Babe}} That'll do, beastkin. That'll do]].]]
* In Platinum's story, after Platinum left Ragna with a massive bill for the food they (mostly she) ate, Ragna attempts to claim that he ''is'' the Grim Reaper to avoid paying for the money... yet the waitress ''didn't buy it'', taking excuse of how different Ragna looks like in real and [[{{Gonk}} in the bounty picture]]. And so, Ragna gets to be a dishwasher...
** In a similar scene in ''Calamity Trigger Reconstruction'', everyone ''did'' recognize Ragna from the poster when he pointed out to Tao that he has no way to pay for all the food. [[ButtMonkey He doesn't get a break, does he?]]
* Makoto's Joke Ending. '''Dear God''', Makoto's Joke Ending. Makoto runs a dramatic re-enactment of her [[DysfunctionalFamily questionable]] family life with [[WTHCastingAgency randomized casting]]. It turns out like:
--> Makoto's Father: [[spoiler:Noel]].
--> Makoto's Mother: [[spoiler:Hazama]].
--> Makoto's Younger Sister, Mikoto: [[spoiler: Bang]].
--> Makoto's Older Brother, Mukoto: [[spoiler:Valkenhayn]].
--> Makoto's Younger Twin Siblings, Mekoto and Mokoto: [[spoiler: Carl and Nirvana]].
--> Makoto's Youngest Baby Sibling: [[spoiler:[[ButtMonkey Ragna]]]].
** Not to mention [[OnlySaneMan poor Makoto's]] increasing frustration at how it's turned out:
---> (on [[spoiler:Mommy Hazama]]): [[spoiler: [[PrecisionFStrike What the eff]], guys? Just because Mommy can be a psycho-bitch on occasion doesn't mean ''you have to cast a sociopath''!]]\\
(on [[spoiler:Bang as soft-spoken Mikoto]]): [[spoiler:[[DeadpanSnarker Wow... just... wow. I don't even give a rat's ass anymore. Moving on...]]]]\\
(when hearing about [[spoiler:Valkenhayn's attempt at clumsiness]]): [[spoiler:You punched through a guy's head?! WTF bro?!]]\\
(when questioned how her family life would have turned out): "That was supposed to be the ''point'' of this! But then you had to go ''balls it up'' by ''mis-casting everyone''!"
*** Eventually... it leads to this:
---> '''Makoto''': [[HeroicBSOD YOU SONSABITCHES ARE DRIVING ME CRAZYYYYYYYYYY]]! *sobbing*
*** And finally:
---> '''Makoto''': NO! That's not what happened at all! This was the worst reenactment ever! Y'all SUCK!
** Also, Makoto's reaction to [[spoiler:Ragna being the baby]]:
--> [[spoiler:'''Ragna''': Goo. ('Sup?)]]\\
'''Makoto''': [[PrecisionFStrike What the fuuu--?!]]\\
[[spoiler:'''Ragna''': Goo! Goo ga ga! (Hey! No F-Bombs!)]]
*** "GA GA GOO GOO! ([[spoiler:CARNAGE SCISSORS]]!)"
** Makoto hanging a lampshade on the the amount of fanservice in the game, after [[spoiler:telling Noel how to replicate her father's signature bodybuilder pose - leaning back whilst holding his hands behind his head, for an "abs & gun-show"]].
--> '''Makoto''': "Huh. It's all "BOOYAH!" when Daddy does it. When you do it, it's just... fan-service. Well, whatever. You'll just have to take my word for it, guys -- We're already on thin ice with the rating's board as it is..."
*** And then [[spoiler:Hazama]] gets in on it...
--> '''[[spoiler:Hazama]]''': "Keep complaining, and [[BlackComedyRape I'll crank up the fan-service in ways YOU don't even want to imagine!]]"
** [[spoiler:Hazama]]'s parenting skills.
--> '''[[spoiler:Bang]]''': We NOT cool! That sentance doesn't even have a verb, woman!\\
'''[[spoiler:Hazama]]''': Shut your trap!\\
'''Narration''': ''Mommy ends Mikoto's rant with a wicked right cross to the mouth - a textbook example of the famous Nanaya "tough love."''\\
'''[[spoiler:Noel]]''': H-Honey... You just launched our daughter through the roof!\\
'''[[spoiler:Hazama]]''': She was giving Mommy a headache! Use your inside voice, Mikoto! Capiche?\\
''[Groans from the off-screen [[spoiler:Bang]].]''\\
'''[[spoiler:Hazama]]''': See? Crisis averted.\\
'''Makoto''': Uh, that wasn't so much an answer as it was teeth rattling around in a mouthful of blood...
*** And then...
--> '''[[spoiler:Hazama]]''': Don't steal my thunder, Makoto. Yelling at you kids is Mommy's only pleasue in life. Well, that and her telenovelas...
--> '''[[spoiler:Valkenhayn]]''': Someone! Cut me a switch, that I may punish her!
--> '''[[spoiler:Hazama]]''': Hey! That's ''Daddy's'' only pleasure in life! Put up your dukes, kid!
--> '''[[spoiler:Valkenhayn]]''': You think you can best me, Mommy?
--> '''[[spoiler:Hazama]]''': I brought you into this world - I can sure as shit take you out of it!
*** And that's not even getting into bringing home the baby...
--> '''[[spoiler:Valkenhayn]]''': Mommy, where's the baby?
--> '''[[spoiler:Hazama]]''': Uh, yeah. About that. We got into a tiff on the way home, so... he'll get here when he gets here.
--> '''Makoto''': You fought a BABY?!
--> '''[[spoiler:Hazama]]''': No, of course not...
--> '''Makoto''': Good, good. Whew!
--> '''[[spoiler:Hazama]]''': He spat up on me, so I returned the favor. Hey, tit for tat, right? Anyhoo, he didn't much take to that. We stared each other down for a minute or two, then parted ways.
--> '''[[spoiler:Noel]]''': You barfed on our baby? Like... Purposely?!
* Relius' Joke Ending is just as funny. When Kokonoe and Relius are doing a body-switching experiment, HilarityEnsues.[[spoiler: In order to help Relius, Kokonoe decides to use the soul-swapping machine to test out the unlucky subjects.]] Even better, try changing it to Japanese voice to show how [[spoiler:Tomokazu Sugita, Chiwa Saito and Kana Ueda trying to act as Jin, Hazama and Bang, respectively]]
** [[spoiler: To clarify, Ragna and Jin swap with each other, then Ragna!Jin swaps with Makoto. Hazama and Taokaka swap, followed by Bang and Rachel.]]
** Many of their reactions to switching bodies count:
--> [[spoiler:'''Ragna as Jin''': Huh? Hey, my voice's all funny... and why're my clothes so confining? Wait, these aren't- OH SON OF A '''BITCH'''!]]\\
[[spoiler: '''Makoto as Ragna''': Huh? Did you steal my boobs, Kokonoe? And my butt feels all... incomplete... where's my tail?]]\\
[[spoiler: '''Hazama as Taokaka''': Kokonoe, what'd you do to my pants? I'm feeling an updraft, you kinky scientist, you... Wait, what?!]]\\
[[spoiler: '''Taokaka as Hazama''': Who stuck Tao in a hipster?! Meow! You can't be Tao! I'm Tao! ...But you're Tao! Did I catnip too much catnip?!]]\\
[[spoiler:'''Bang as Rachel''': My, there's two of me! And this new, soft-spoken me is terrifyingly tall! Ye ''gods'', man, you're a colossus! What is the meaning of this?!]]\\
[[spoiler:'''Makoto as Ragna''': ''(after listening to Ragna as Jin and Jin as Makoto talking)'' Geez, and I thought '''[[DysfunctionalFamily my]]''' [[DysfunctionalFamily family]] was nuts...]]
* Platinum's Joke Ending is a merciless parody of the MagicalGirl genre where the flat-chested girls, [[spoiler: Platinum, Rachel, Noel, and Nirvana, plus, um, Carl]], team up to take down the evil Boing Queen, [[spoiler: Litchi]], and her minions, [[spoiler: Taokaka, Tsubaki, and Makoto, along with the mole Arakune and personal bodyguard Ragna (who is easily scared off with a ghost joke)]]. Complete with the mysterious masked hero, the Puppeteer Mask, [[spoiler: Relius]].
* Valkenhayn's Joke Ending is not as funny as the others, but is also pretty notable. Most of the time, Ragna gets loads of joke abuse in his gag reel. Some of which are:
** Who knew that Ragna the Bloodedge doesn't know how to use a smartphone.
---> '''Ragna''': Don't-say-it-'cause-you-know-I-hate-those-things-and-shut-up-'cause-I'm-fine!
---> '''Ragna''': Goddamnit Jin! If you pinch my ass one more time...
** Ragna seems to get beaten up by Valkenhayn for trying to wake up Rachel.
** Not to mention Valkenhayn's life threatening trek into a monster-filled canyon, to use a microwave!
** Special mention goes to Valkenhayn describing the legend of the "Sleeping Crimson Eyed Pigtails", and he goes on to say that even [[{{Badass}} Hakumen]] pees himself at the mere mention of it. Ragna's reaction?
---> '''Ragna''': [[AnimatedArmor He]] ''[[FridgeLogic pees]]''?!
*** And immediately after?
---> '''Valkenhayn''': You've had a full, long life Valkenhayn! No regrets!
---> '''Ragna''': [[OhCrap You're gonna make]] ''[[OhCrap me]]'' [[OhCrap pee!]]
---> '''Taokaka''': [[PottyFailure Tao just did!]] [--Meow...--]
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[[folder: Teach Me, Miss Litchi!/Reloaded]]

* "I've also thought of installing one on your-" '''[[DoubleEntendre GIGANTIC]] [[ThisTropeIsBleep TAGER!]]'''
** "I don't think I need that kind of... um... [[FreudWasRight enhancement]]".
* Pretty much the whole first episode.
** This exchange:
--> '''Litchi''': [[LampshadeHanging Why are you girls]] [[SchoolUniformsAreTheNewBlack dressed like that]]?
--> '''All Girls''': !!!!
--> '''Noel''': We... We're students... from, the military academy...
--> '''Tsubaki''': What she said.
--> '''Makoto''': Right!
--> '''Litchi''': But I could've sworn you were...
--> '''Makoto''': [[TalkToTheFist Shaddup!]]
* Also, the first episode of ''Teach Me: Miss Litchi! Reloaded!''
--> '''Taokaka''': I see three sets of boobies... and one cutting board.
--> '''Noel''': Cutting board!? She ''actually'' compared me to a cutting board!
** And:
--> '''Litchi''': Yes, Tao. That's amazing!
--> '''Makoto''': [[WhatTheHellHero HOW CAN YOU CALL THIS "AMAZING" WITH A STRAIGHT FACE]]!? TURN IT OFF RIGHT NOW, BEFORE THE NOL ANIMAL WELFARE DIVISION COMES DOWN ON US!!
** And this, after Tao eats a ''[[ExtremeOmnivore dictionary]]'' in an attempt to become smarter:
--> '''Taokaka''': Meow, this tastes ''horrible''. Tao is very disappointed.
--> '''Makoto''': (underwhelmed) Yeah. I kinda suspected as much.
*** In fact, let's just say pretty much anything [[SurroundedByIdiots Mak]][[OnlySaneMan oto]] says or does in this episode.
* From Taokaka: "Poly-tits? Are those a new type of boobies?"
* Ragna's description of Taokaka's so-called "handwriting":
--> '''Ragna''': What the hell is this? Can you read any of this? I mean your writing...it looks like you dipped a bunch of worms in paint, made them do an unholy mix of breakdance and lambada, and watched as they exploded from the strain...but a hundred times worse.
* From the original Teach me's, Carl's Episode has him pretend to be Rachel. [[spoiler: Which consists of him taking his glasses off, speaking in a high voice, and demanding Tea.]]
* In one episode, Ragna has no clue what time it is and apparently loses track of time and Gii lampshades it.
-> '''Gii:''' That's what unemployment'll do to ya. No sense of time whatsoever.

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[[folder:Help Me, Professor Kokonoe!]]

* Doubling as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome: [[spoiler:In Hazama's 'Help me, Dr. Kokonoe!' section... Hazama finally gets his comeuppance for being a {{Troll}} when Kokonoe brutalizes him after he badmouthed her in HER show.]]
* Just as the ''[[UpdatedRerelease Extend]]'' gag reels are some of the funniest yet, so are the Help Me Professor Kokonoe segments.
** While Makoto's bad ending is pure terror and TearJerker material, it is followed by a very funny HMPK segment, to help cheer you up. Kokonoe flying into ACupAngst rage has to be seen to be believed.
** Relius once again proves his credentials as a BadAss villain by ''trolling Kokonoe''. '''''In her own lab'''''! And he doesn't even speak much!
** Platinum's isn't bad either. Poor Kokonoe struggling to put up with the little brat (or brats?).
** Finally, Valkenhayn's little meeting with the {{Jerkass}} CatGirl MadScientist [[LampshadedTrope hangs a lampshade]] on why Kokonoe hasn't been made a playable character.
---> '''Valkenhayn''': (Crisis averted... for now...)
* Jin's episode of ''Help Me, Professor Kokonoe!''. Kokonoe gets fed up with Jin when he pulls his usual crap, so she summons her ulitmate weapon: Ragna. The results [[{{HoYay}} must be]] [[{{LoveBubbles}} seen to]] [[{{BigNo}} be believed.]]
* Arakune's episode of ''Help Me, Professor Kokonoe!'' involves a meeting with the [[SarcasmMode totally]] [[ChivalrousPervert charming]] and [[SincerityMode totally]] OutOfCharacter "Irresistable Arakune". Both Litchi and Kokonoe prefer the old Arakune.
** Bonus on Arakune's version: Tager in a FrenchMaid outfit, and being turned into ''a vacuum cleaner'' to clean up Arakune's dirts. [[ButtMonkey The poor guy]].
* [[TheComicallySerious Haku-men]]'s episode more than makes up for the lack of a Gag Reel.

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[[folder: Blazblue Expanded Media]]

* Anything from Blaz Blue Radio (Bururaji). [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLGRJhHamPg&feature=related Take]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaWf6mGa8fY your]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIP9HRwP70c pick.]]
** December 17, 2011. Instead of "Please Scold Me Ragna", they went with Tsubaki and AsamiImai goes ''ranting for a full minute'' about the VideoGame/BlazBlue music CD before TomokazuSugita (as Ragna) tells her to stop already and start the program.
** Blue Fes 2012 -Riot of Summer Again- 2012. By the 2nd minute mark, you'd probably rolling on the floor laughing. And it only goes on from there. To note:
*** This is how AoiYuuki gets her FanNickname [[YaoiFangirl Y.Aoi]], thanks to YuuichiNakamura trying to interpret [[RatedMForManly Azrael]] as a ManlyGay character.
*** How everyone introduces themselves as "Issochi" (Makoto's seiyuu).
** How the second episode of Bururaji Hyper ends. What should have been an epic speech from Tsubaki gets ruined thanks to AsamiImai ''spitting out saliva'' by accident.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02mcPP-YBCw Tager's strategy video]] from the limited-edition bonus disc. Unlike his fellow pro VideoGame/BlazBlue players, [[VideoGame/SkullGirls Mi]][[MemeticBadass ke Z]] narrated Tager's strategy segment in an [[LargeHam over-the top]] [[HuskyRusskie Russian accent]], making frequent references to [[GloriousMotherRussia the superiority of Communism]] and denouncing Weak American Damage in favor of [[MemeticMutation Real]] '''[[MemeticMutation Soviet]]''' [[MemeticMutation Damage]]!
** This alone made the limited-edition set ''oh so worth it''.
--> "Much like Communism, the A-button Tager Buster is invincible! ... For a while. It also has a lot of range, but deals only weak, ''American'' damage. The B-button Tager Buster has less range than the A-version, but is faster and does real, '''''Soviet''''' damage!"
* Another one from the Drama CD with OneDialogueTwoConversations between Jin and Noel. He is talking about doing (killing) a debt collector that has been pestering Ragna. [[CovertPervert She]] thinks that he is talking about doing Ragna.
--> '''Noel''': W-were you talking about doing it or not?
--> '''Jin''': I'm going to do it. It'll be quick.
--> '''Noel''': EH!!!?
--> '''Jin''': Why are you so surprised? Doing someone like him won't take long.
--> '''Noel''': M-major! That's not the right mindset! You need to be more careful about the other person!
--> '''Jin''': But of course.
--> '''Noel''': It should not be done one sidedly... you should consider the other person... with care and love... the two of you should feel all [[LoveBubbles bubbly]] and then nyannyan...
--> '''Jin''': ... What are you talking about, Lieutenant?
** And in the end, the clueless Jin ends up thinking that "nyannyan" is the new street slang for "killing" someone.
* The Drama CD gives us [[SeriousBusiness "The Grand Debate of Which Shape Weiners Should be in a Lunch Box."]] Who would have known that one can deliver a RousingSpeech over weiners shapes. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWxI0KSUv_o Remember kids, Duodecim takes their weiners seriously.]] I swear that the whole shenanigan is a shout out of the infamous "Truth of Strawberry Milk" speech from Manga/GinTama.
* If you like Hazama's Gag Reel in CS, you might enjoy the CT Drama CD where Jin got subjected to similar attack by Taokaka thanks to the food that Noel spilled over his pants. It's like Jin finally got a comeuppance after all the creepy crap he put Ragna though. Jin screaming his head off while struggling to get Tao off his pants:
--> '''Jin''': No, don't bite it!! IT'S NOT A WEINEEEERRRRR!!!!
* One of the youtuber by the name Daggertail100 created a fan-made of ''HelpMeDoctorHazama''. Here's one of the funny video regarding him and his [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AcDWCbF6rY refund department]]. Try checking out his channel as there's some funny moment in his segment.
* Blazblue Remix Heart manga has some funny moments. You can expect loads of fanservice in this manga due to the fact that it's been drawn by a doujin artist, Sumeragi.
** The Death Dinner in the first chapter. [[AttractiveBentGender Mai Natsume]] decides to try it out. Her reaction? [[spoiler: She actually ''ENJOYS'' it and even comments it's a taste of god, much to everyone's surprise. Everyone is convinced that Noel's cooking got better...that is until Faycott takes a bite of the same dish and is instantly KO'd.]]
*** [[spoiler: This actually becomes a recurring gag as Mai ADORES Noel's food as she can't eat normal food due to her Super Taste skill (as the moment she eats it she hears the thoughts of the ingredients and the chef who cooked it). She even goes as far as to deliberately get the punishment in one chapter just to eat Noel's food, much to her friend's dismay.]]
*** [[spoiler: So to say, Noel's dish was so infamous the teachers decide to use it as punishment to slackers and bad students.]]
** Teacher Emma's secret cosplay room. The whole scene in it.
*** How does Emma find out that the girls found her secret room? [[spoiler: She finds Noel wearing her bra (with padding) and promptly ''reaches into her clothing'' and snatches it back.]]
---> [[spoiler: '''Noel:''' (after the above) My dream....]]


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[[folder:Blazblue: Chrono Phantasma]]
* The Ragna VS Rachel special battle intro. Rachel uses Silpheed to float away from Ragna's many slashes as he tries to hit her before she touches the ground. [[{{Troll}} Problem, Ragna?]]
* Bang's Arcade commentary against Noel. [[ACupAngst You'd think]] [[BerserkButton he'd learn]] [[TooDumbToLive by now]], but [[OhCrap his reaction]] [[ThisIsGonnaSuck to her reaction]] is worth it.
* Ladies and gentlemen, behold: ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYghuS-WN2I Unlimited Amane]]''.
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