* While searching for explosives in a bathroom, we're given a fine example of ToiletHumor (literally ''and'' figuratively).
--> '''Darryl/Blankman''': Did you find the bomb yet?
--> '''Kevin/Other Guy''': (''emerges from a toilet stall'') [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Yeah, but it's not the one we're looking for]].
* Minelli pours hot coffee onto Mr. Stone's, unmentionables.
--> '''Stone''': Hey, Einstein. In case you haven't noticed, this isn't a boil on my ass. I'm paralyzed from the waist down. I can't feel a thing. (''Minelli slaps him in the face'') I felt ''that.''
* Blankman taunts a goon by saying "Slap me around and call me Susan!" He ScreamsLikeALittleGirl when he finds out the goon is happy to oblige.