* [[http://www.bittersweetcandybowl.com/c12/p25.html "Come back! We just want to end you!!"]]
* [[http://www.bittersweetcandybowl.com/c21/p3.html "I AM SO CONFLICTED"]]
* [[http://www.bittersweetcandybowl.com/c24/p1.html "HE'S THE HONEST ABE LINCOLN!"]]
* '''[[http://www.bittersweetcandybowl.com/c29/p5.html "You ruined me..."]]'''
* [[http://www.bittersweetcandybowl.com/c63/p52.html Jess revealing that Rachel's the slut.]]
* [[http://www.bittersweetcandybowl.com/c63.2/p17.html "Bittersweet Candy Bowl: The Movie".]]
* [[http://www.bittersweetcandybowl.com/c64/p6.html David sending Mike a picture of his dick.]]
* [[http://www.bittersweetcandybowl.com/c65/p6.html DON'T TOUCH ME YOU'RE TAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNN!!]]
** OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP!
** [[http://www.bittersweetcandybowl.com/c65/p26.html "Wow, the end of Scene 2 is a pretty clunky transition."]]
* [[http://www.bittersweetcandybowl.com/c55/p2.html "I'm menstruating."]]
** He totally fell for it.
** Even better, it can totally be seen as a BrickJoke for the [[http://www.bittersweetcandybowl.com/c54.2/p1.html intermission right before it]].
* [[http://www.bittersweetcandybowl.com/c60/p14.html Mike under the influence of sleeping pills disguised as candy corn]].
* "[[http://www.bittersweetcandybowl.com/c46/p17.html So you guys really are-]]" '''"[[WhatAnIdiot STICKING IT TO EACH OTHER?!?]]"'''
* Lucy's brother has [[http://www.bittersweetcandybowl.com/c70/p11.html very good reasons]] not to trust Paulo.
* [[http://www.bittersweetcandybowl.com/c57/p2.html ''What's tha- *plock*]].
* Daisy [[http://www.bittersweetcandybowl.com/c78/p21.html picked a ''good time'']] [[http://www.bittersweetcandybowl.com/c78/p22.html to go to the drugstore...]]
* Paulo trolling Mike instances:
** [[http://www.bittersweetcandybowl.com/c72/p1.html "Anything for my long-time bro."]]
** [[http://www.bittersweetcandybowl.com/c81.1/p1.html "Can I borrow five bucks?"]]
** [[http://www.bittersweetcandybowl.com/c83.1/p1.html "Wanna ride?"]]
* From the [[http://askbcb.tumblr.com/ Ask Tumblr]], there are some great jokes as well including:
** [[http://askbcb.tumblr.com/post/61849244609 Rachel "remembering" her first time]].
** [[http://askbcb.tumblr.com/post/54342419531/this-update-was-a-few-days-late-sorry-for-that Jessica getting teased by a fan]].
** Daisy getting [[http://askbcb.tumblr.com/post/43804616238 fed up]] with a certain [[SuperMarioBros joke about her]].
** This [[http://askbcb.tumblr.com/post/55959566465 bit]] of BlackComedy involving Abbey, with Augustus there to [[CrossesTheLineTwice Cross the Line Twice]].
** Sue [[http://askbcb.tumblr.com/post/41522750296 laughing it up]] in response to Daisy's question.
** [[http://askbcb.tumblr.com/post/40337875639 Daisy with curly hair]].
** [[http://askbcb.tumblr.com/post/37983075108 Ever wondered what would happen if Daisy confessed to Paulo]]?
** Mike [[http://askbcb.tumblr.com/post/35910922804 with]] [[{{Bishonen}} shaggy hair]].
** [[http://askbcb.tumblr.com/post/33956661724 Paulo becoming a magnet for the unwanted sex]].
** [[http://askbcb.tumblr.com/post/33493876628 Paulo learning a bit about]] his [[MetalGearSolid heritage]].
** [[http://askbcb.tumblr.com/post/29689539716 How would David end the series]]?
** Stop giving David [[http://askbcb.tumblr.com/post/27696010856 ideas]], guys.
** [[http://askbcb.tumblr.com/post/15687554309 Sue sure does not want to get into any of the drama]].
** [[http://askbcb.tumblr.com/post/43227396195 They're all losers.]]
** [[http://askbcb.tumblr.com/post/39746826526 Lucy doesn't like tea parties.]]
** [[http://askbcb.tumblr.com/post/16079314984 Lucy doesn't do cute by request.]]
** [[http://askbcb.tumblr.com/post/15969919477 Lucy's mad winter camouflage skills.]]
** [[http://askbcb.tumblr.com/post/15739614202 This image]] isn't that funny on its own (more a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming), but the sheer ''panic'' among the rebloggers is ''hilarious''.
** [[http://askbcb.tumblr.com/post/15364229155 Giddiap!]]
** [[http://askbcb.tumblr.com/post/14938011419 Let me get my brother!]] [[KnightTemplarBigBrother He looooves candy!]]
** [[http://askbcb.tumblr.com/post/14991197706/gee-let-me-think-about-that Sandy is a wuss. Lucy is unimpressed.]]
** [[http://askbcb.tumblr.com/post/14474868739 I CAN'T BE SEEN WITH YOU]]
** [[http://askbcb.tumblr.com/post/13031331291 Daisy gets asked a question that Abbey finds very awkward.]]
** [[http://askbcb.tumblr.com/post/12340977478 What's it like]] [[DrivesLikeCrazy driving with Sam?]]
** [[http://askbcb.tumblr.com/post/12293856700 Abbey's plans for Round 2 with Augustus.]]
** [[http://askbcb.tumblr.com/post/12134099157 Daisy trying to get Abbey and Paulo to get along.]]
** [[http://askbcb.tumblr.com/post/12046757578 Belligerent sexual tension.]]
** [[http://askbcb.tumblr.com/post/11922565272 Hey Mike, do you sext with Sandy?]]
** [[http://askbcb.tumblr.com/post/11693712313 Why Lucy doesn't bring Yashy to school anymore.]]
** [[http://askbcb.tumblr.com/post/11690166100 Why Mike doesn't wear ear plugs.]]
** [[http://askbcb.tumblr.com/post/11689012259 Mike, why are you such a faggot?]]