* "This base will explod in 60 seconds."
* Hurling a mook so far he ''bounces off the skybox.''
* Several of Spencer's quips in the sequel.
** I'll send you the bill later!
** That looked like it hurt!
** NERD!
** "GO LONG, SON!"
* "Get the heck out of here, you nerd!"
** In an OST track for ''Rearmed'', this was voiced as part of a fake trailer for the game. This line is screeched in a faux-Nazi German accent. It sounds as funny as you'd think it would.
* When beginning the fight wih the Mohole boss: "Is that a long life bar or are you just happy to see me?"
* In ''Rearmed'', the hacked calls between the enemy commander and his private are quite humorous.