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[[caption-width-right:350:...Well, that's rude.]]

* "This base will explod in 60 seconds."
* Hurling a mook so far he ''bounces off the skybox.''
* Several of Spencer's quips in the sequel.
** I'll send you the bill later!
** That looked like it hurt!
** NERD!
** "GO LONG, SON!"
* "Get the heck out of here, you nerd!"
** In an OST track for ''Rearmed'', this was voiced as part of a fake trailer for the game. This line is screeched in a faux-Nazi German accent. It sounds as funny as you'd think it would.
* When beginning the fight with the Mohole boss: "Is that a long life bar or are you just happy to see me?"
** If you die against it, the intro dialogue gets changed, with Super Joe telling you, instead of "you'll just have to fight it", "[[PerverseSexualLust You'll just have to]] [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] [[PerverseSexualLust it!]]"
--->'''Spencer:''' ...Uh...
* In ''Rearmed'', the hacked calls between the enemy commander and his private are quite humorous.
* ''Rearmed'' gives all human entities RagdollPhysics, leading to amusing moments where enemies slowly slide off the stage when killed.
* One of the enemy pilots in ''Rearmed'' is ''holding a lollipop'' while operating a war machine.
* The stated reason that the platoon captain bosses are immune to bullets from the front is because of ''[[PocketProtector the sheer amount of medals they're wearing on their chests]]''. This does ''not'' protect them from being kicked with the Iron Boots.
* The "Hype Mode" glitch. ''Rearmed 2'', if you cancel out a Death from above attack on an elevator, Spencer starts yelling. a lot. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O--KPfsq4sY here is a video of the glitch in action.]]
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