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* Bill's unique theory on Bill Clinton's statement about trying marijuana: "I didn't inhale."
-->"Brownies! Look at his waistline!"
* Whenever the pop stars of his time come into the question (Music/RickAstley, Music/GeorgeMichael, Music/DebbieGibson, Music/VanillaIce in later years), he gets almost lovably sadistic.
-->I finally got my own TV show coming out as a replacement show this fall. It's not a talk show. Don't worry. It's a half hour weekly show that I will host entitled ''Let's Hunt & Kill Billy Ray Cyrus.'' Thank you. It's fairly self-explanatory. Each week we set the hounds of hell loose, we chase that jarhead, no-talent, cracker idiot all over the globe, until we catch that fruity little ponytail of his, pull him to his knees, put a shotgun in his mouth like a big black cock of death.... '''[[StockSoundEffects KKKHHH]].''' ...and we'll be back in '94 with ''Let's Hunt & Kill Music/MichaelBolton.''
** The Debbie Gibson[=/=]Tiffany[=/=]Music/JimiHendrix bit is gloriously wrong-but-right.
--->I bet he could 'Shake Her Love' right in half.
** [''as Satan''] "Hello [[Music/MCHammer Hammer]]... back again huh?"
* His Music/ElvisPresley impression, particularly [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YcnpMoEPvI this one]] during the ''Sane Man'' special where he starts wiping his brow with ''anything.''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmj4wlyPFYA Bill's idea for casting movie stuntmen.]] CrossesTheLineTwice is putting it ''very'' mildly.
* The infamous Chicago show where [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDrgwZsGC9A Bill goes ballistic]] [[BerserkButton at the repeated heckle of]] [[IconicSongRequest "Free]] [[Music/LynyrdSkynyrd Bird!"]] Few people are as funny when they're that pissed off as Bill; it's a minor miracle he still got laughs afterward.
-->'''Bill:''' I don't think this is gonna be a "get laid" set for me...
* One of the great punchlines: "I can speak for any guy here tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves? Ladies, you'd be here alone right now... [[spoiler: watching an empty stage]]."
* Childhood holidays with his parents in the car: "The sun will ''always'' be shining through your window Bill, figure that one out!"
* After discussing the origin of Australia as a penal colony, Hicks briefly imitates a Brit of the time:
-->So {{let me get this straight}}. Either I can stay here, with the shitty food and the shitty weather, or I can get arrested and be sent off to a tropical paradise... I'm UsefulNotes/JackTheRipper.
* ''Film/BasicInstinct'' drew some choice comments from Bill.
** One zinger was how test audiences didn't like the lesbian sex scenes that were eventually cut out of the film.
--->Boy, is my thumb not on the pulse of America! If I had been in that test audience, the only one protesting would've been Creator/MichaelDouglas demanding that his part be put back ''in''! "I swear I was in that movie! I swear I was!"
** He also discusses how easy it is to miss the split-second where you can see Creator/SharonStone's crotch.
--->I was reaching for my Coke, what happened? I gotta watch this again!
* Basically any routine he does on drugs is hilarious. This quote is just the tip of the iceberg:
-->I don't do drugs anymore..... than, say, the average touring funk band.
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