* It is important to remember that, when the climactic battle starts, one should not fire wildly at the ceiling. [[RealityEnsues It doesn't like it.]]
** In the DVD commentary, Creator/KurtRussell cannot stop laughing every time this scene is even ''referenced''.
* David Lo Pan controlling a celestial avatar like how one would use a ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMj3e4_XoOA video game controller]]''.
* Jack's continuous yell as he's sitting on an out of control wheelchair rolling down a long ramp straight to a pit.
* Lo Pan: "Now this ''really'' pisses me off to no end!"
** "I'll have you both sent off to the hell where people are skinned alive, it's that simple, understand?!"
** Preceded by Jack's ArmorPiercingQuestion about Lo Pan's failure to find the "right" girl during 2000 years. "C'mon, Dave, you must be doing something seriously wrong!"
* "I can see things no one else can see."
** Which leads to him confronting Lo Pan with lipstick smeared across his mouth.
* Jack on the phone to his insurance company. "Look, I ''said'' 'accident!' I don't wanna hear 'act of God'."
* Jack opening a warehouse door, seeing the heroes' escape route blocked by a swarm of armed mooks, and slamming the door back in their face. "We may be trapped."
* Wang's nimble acrobatics juxtaposed with Thunder's [[FoeTossingCharge statuary-shattering charges]] back and forth.
* The eager BringIt finger wiggle by a grinning Lo Pan as Jack is gunning his truck through the alleyway right at him.
* Gracie trying to do an 'up to here' gesture, but stopped by the chains on her, and Lo Pan doing it for her mockingly.
* The look everyone gives when Jack throws his knife at Lo Pan, and misses by a mile.
** Although given his string of failures, [[spoiler:Jack ''succeeding'' on his second try (and the look on Lo Pan's face)]] is almost funnier.
* Jack punching Rain [[PunchPunchPunchUhOh to no avail.]]
* A horrible monster pops out of the side of a tunnel to eat a guy, and Egg Shen throws an explosive from his bag to banish it.
-->'''Egg:''' It will come out no more!
-->'''Jack:''' '''''What?!''''' Huh? ''What'' will come out no more?!
** Also this exchange between them:
--->'''Jack:''' That is ''not'' water.\\
'''Egg:''' Black blood of the earth.\\
'''Jack:''' What, you mean oil?\\
'''Egg:''' I mean black blood of the earth!
* The Three Storms make their debut in a pretty awesome way, but when it comes time for them to go all ImprobableWeaponUser on us, it also gets ''ridiculous''. Thunder pulls out a couple of funky short swords with bladed knuckle guards, Rain pulls out some pop-out rake things, and, craziest of all, Lightning makes spoons (or something?) rotate on his fingers so fast they become fan blades.