* The escaped prisoner: "Nobody masterminded ''shit.'' The [[MemeticMutation mufuh]] doors ''opened.''"
* "SHE WANTS YOUR SOOOOOUL!" "SHUT UP! THAT IS NOT ELIZABETH [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]] DOLE!"
* Eddie: "Okay, we gotta pick a road. Arrivals or departures? We're arriving...but then we're departing? Which one, Snake?" Snake: "What do you think?" Jenny Herk: "I think you guys should turn yourselves in and plead not guilty by reason of stupidity."
* When Monica and the FBI agents are on their way into the airport, only to run into the hitmen. Said hitmen trip [[RunningGag and drop the very obvious weapons they are carrying]]. The FBI agents leave it to Monica to deal with, and she simply removes the pins from the guns, says "Gentlemen", and leaves. This prompts one of the hitmen to note "Well Miami sucks...but the cops are pretty nice!"
** "Got that right."