* A comment that raisins are depressing, as they are really "humiliated grapes".
** Creator/JohnnyDepp copied this conversation as part of an adlib in ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanTheCurseOfTheBlackPearl''.
* Sam's noisy and very public recreation of Ruthie's death scene in her terrible horror movie. "NOOO! BRAD! AHHH! AAHHHH!"
** Then later on when they're watching the movie, he's sitting there reciting the lines with the characters on-screen.
*** [[BadBadActing The]] [[SoBadItsGood movie]] [[StylisticSuck itself.]] It's even a special feature on the DVD.
* Sam's entire routine with his hat in the park.
* This exchange after Sam's physical comedy display in the park.
--> '''Joon''': Did you have to go to school for that?
--> '''Sam''': No, I got kicked out of school for that.
* Benny trying to copy the thing Sam does with walking over the park bench, and failing.
* Sam making grilled cheese sandwiches - ''with an iron''. Benny's WTF face when he sees this is also funny.
-->'''Joon:''' (''explaining to Benny'') Some cultures are defined by their relationship to cheese.
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