!!Comedian

!!Dollar Bill
* During Bill's first real outing, Hooded Justice grabs a robber and swings him around by his pants, until his belt breaks, and the guy goes flying off in his underwear while Justice is still gripping the pants leg.
* Bill's internal monologue before getting into said fight, staring at his statue.
--->'''Bill''': For what seemed like an '''eternity,''' I just '''crouched''' there, uncertain of what to do '''next''' -- mocked by my own '''Golden Image,''' standing proudly near the window-- and then it '''hit''' me-- just seconds before Hooded Justice used the Statue to '''hit''' them!

!!Dr. Manhattan

!!Minutemen
* The auditions for the Minutemen include a woman who calls herself the Slut, another woman who declares herself a triple threat because she can sing, dance, and cook a mean brisket, and a demented foreigner named the Iron Lid who thinks the best way to fight crime is to burn everything.

!!Moloch

!!Nite Owl
* Nite Owl and Rorschach stumble across Twilight Lady... who's completely naked. The ensuing scene is grimly hilarious, as she just ignores Rorschach's attempts to shame her.

!!Ozymandias

!!Rorschach

!!Silk Spectre