!! The Original Series

* From the episode in which Beavis and Butthead learn how to drive:
--> (B&B are watching a video; a drivers makes a hand signal while a crossing guard is on duty)
--> '''Butthead:''' [[FlippingTheBird He's flipping him off]]! [[SignatureLaugh Uh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh]]!
--> '''Coach Buzzcut:''' '''''[[BigShutUP SHHUUUT UP!!!!!!]]'''''
* There is the duo practicing mud wrestling by forming a mud pit in their front yard, putting on bikini tops, and beating each other with baseball bats that have a boxing glove on the end.
** Daria sees them covered in dripping mud, and they start chanting "Dia-REEA, cha cha cha!"
* Doubling as hilarious in hindsight for anyone familiar with Daria [[{{WesternAnimation/Daria}} in her own series]], in "Scientific Stuff" Daria says [[ValleyGirl "But Ms. Dickie! Beavis and Butt-head are complete imbeciles.]] Beavis responds with "[[SelfDeprecation Yeah, she's right]]".
* The part on "Prank Calls" where Harry Sachs thinks Stewart's dad is the one making crank calls to him and beats him up, culminating to sticking his phone "where [he'll] have an awful hard time dialin' it!"
** "[[SkewedPriorities Someone get that! That might be the office!]]"
* "I AM STYRCULIUS! The Roman god of feces! Prepare to feel my wrath!" (squish-splat)
* From "Sign Here" when the boys go door to door to collect signatures to stop furrying:
--> '''Butt-Head''': Wanna save some minks' butts?

--> '''Beavis''': You like animals?
--> '''Fat Lady''': (her dog barking) What? WHAT?? Just a minute! (to her dog, beating it) [[BigShutUp SHUT UP]] OR I'LL HAVE YOU PUT TO SLEEP! (comes back to the door) Now, what was that?
--> '''Butt-head''': Uhh, nevermind.
* In the ''Literature/AChristmasCarol''-parody episode, when Beavis is shown a tombstone inscribed with "Here lies Beavis. He never scored." ("GOD DAMN IT, BOY! ALL YOU EVER DID WAS SIT AT HOME WATCHING PORNOGRAPHY! AND BECAUSE OF THAT, YOU NEVER SCORED!")
* Just TRY watching [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVbXN_eJlF4 THIS clip]] without laughing. I dare you. [[spoiler: Featuring an intro from the original artist!]]
* In the end of "Nosebleed", when Butt-Head goes up to a convenience store and asks a woman going out: "Can I have one of those things that you put in your thing when you get your thing?" ''*gets punched*''
** Hell, the entire "Nosebleed" episode could go here.
** Of particular note was the scene where Butt-Head was treating the nosebleed like a sore tooth. All the viewer sees is from Beavis' perspective, where Butt-Head had tied a string from ''something'' on Beavis' face to the doorknob. Cue his slamming the door and Beavis sinking to the floor as his vision washes over red.
** The scene where Butt-Head tries to scare the nosebleed out of Beavis.
* '''Coach Buzzcut:''' Shut up or I will kill you! Do you understand? Shut up or I will physically kill you!
* The entirety of the episode "No Laughing", especially when they come running out of the school and release all their pent-up laughter due to Coach Buzzcut taking full advantage of the situation:
-->'''Coach Buzzcut:''' If they do laugh, they'll be expelled, and they'll have to go to Hope High School where they'll get their asses kicked on a daily basis by all the other delinquents. Well, I was real glad to hear that, because this is sex education week. That's right, sex-ed week! We're gonna be talkin' about the PENIS! We'll be talkin' about the VAGINA! Do you think that's funny, Butt-head? Do you find it amusing that we'll be talkin' about the TESTICLES? Yes, we're also gonna be talkin' about VENEREAL DISEASE! SEXUAL INTERCOURSE! THE SCROTUM! THE CLITORIS! [[FromBadToWorse And we will definitely be spending a lot of time talking about MASTURBATION]]!
** And also from "No Laughing"..
-->'''Spanish teacher:''' Seņor Butt-head, como es Juan?
-->'''Butt-Head:''' Uhmmm....burritos?
-->'''Spanish Teacher:''' No no no, Como es juan? Como es juan?
-->'''Butt-Head:''' Uhmmm...Guacamole.
-->'''Spanish Teacher:''' No no no, seņor Beavis, [[RuleofThree Como es juan]]?
-->'''Beavis:''' Uhhh....[[WhatAnIdiot Spaghetti]].
-->'''Butt-Head:''' Spaghetti?
-->'''Spanish Teacher:''' ''(Dropping the Spanish accent)'' ''[[RuleofThree Spaghetti]]''!? [[CaptainObvious That's]] ''[[CaptainObvious Italian]]'', [[CaptainObvious you moron!]] ''(Tosses poster in frustration)'' [[PrecisionFStrike Damn it!]] You idiots have been in this class for almost a whole school year, and the only Spanish you know is what you learned from [[TakeThat Taco Bell]]! And Beavis [[EpicFail can't even get that right]]! I'm gonna give you little bastards just ten seconds to come up with a sentence in Spanish and if you can't, you're both going to the principal's office and you're both flunking! [[OhCrap Well, I'm waiting]].
-->'''Butt-Head:''' Uhhh... ''("Spanish" gibberish)'' Rico Suave.
-->'''Spanish Teacher:''' Principal's office, now!
-->'''Beavis:''' Uhhh...[[TooDumbToLive Taco Supreme]].
-->'''Spanish Teacher:''' Get out, now!
** This line.
--->'''[=McVicker=]:''' Mr. Sherman, your history teacher. He says he's completely giving up on trying to teach your class about TheGayNineties. (Beavis and Butt-Head laugh harder.)
* "Stewart Is Missing". To really appreciate how funny this one is, understand that Beavis says the first part of the line enthusiastically, and then asks "what's the matter" with genuine concern in his voice.
--> '''Stewart's Mom''': My poor Stewart! What could have happened to him?
--> '''Beavis''': [[AdultFear Maybe somebody killed him and buried him in a shallow grave]]...(Stewart's Mom starts crying) errr...[[TooDumbToLive what's the matter]]?
** This exchange:
-->'''Stewart's Mom''': It's not like Stewart to miss lunch!
-->'''Butt-head''': I bet. Uh huh huh...he's ''fat''.
** And then it turns out, after a whole day of searching, Stewart [[spoiler: was in the duo's closet the whole time.]]
-->'''Butt-head''': You need to like....go home.
-->'''Beavis''': Yeah!....You're in trouble.
* "Trouble Urinating":
--> '''Coach Buzzcut''': Step one: unzip your pants! And one, unzip your pants! Step two: take out your penises!
--> '''Beavis''': Two's my favorite!
** "Hey Beavis, we're, like, in school holding our wieners."
* "Woodshop": Beavis and a circular saw. Guess what happens?
** And Beavis is ''laughing'' the entire time. while bleeding to death.
*** Before that, they use the saw to cut several things in half, including a [[TooDumbToLive phone and a 1st aid kit]].
* Anything featuring Beavis as [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7MMTwIlWlU The Great Cornholio]], including the episode where Beavis as The Great Cornholio ends up being mistaken for an illegal immigrant and taken back to Mexico.
* "Plate Frisbee": "Uh-oh! Looks like I'm gonna crash! ....Yup!". Such a shame that the version of this episode on the Mike Judge collection [=DVDs=] had that scene cut.
** Butt-Head riffing to Music/BlackSabbath's "Iron Man" while whacking himself on the head with said plate.
* Beavis using a hedge trimmer to [[AwesomebutImpractical try to kill a fly]] in "Die Fly, Die!" And that's just ''one'' idea they had...
** Later on in the same episode is Beavis supposedly [[spoiler: ''taking a dump in the middle of their living room''.]] Butt-Head's reaction when he comes back with a full garbage can is priceless.
--->'''Butt-Head:''' Ugh! What the hell are you doing, butthole?! Get up and help me with this!
--->'''Beavis:''' I ''am'' helping, butthole! You said that flies were attracted to garbage ''[[spoiler: and]]'' [[spoiler: crap]]!
--->'''Butt-Head:''' Uhhh...oh, yeah.
** Eventually, the duo ''finally'' get the light-bulb to use insecticide. That's what the aforementioned can of garbage was for--bait. So the fly shows up, and Butt-Head starts spraying...to the point where ''the whole damn room'' fills up with noxious fumes! Beavis tries to open a window, but Butt-Head [[SkewedPriorities insists that the fly will escape if that happens.]] [[TooDumbToLive Beavis apologizes and gives up the attempt.]]
** As with a lot of the other stupid stuff the guys do, this doesn't kill them. They wake up a while later, groggy and disoriented, not sure what happened. As they gaze at the state of their house--couch chainsawed, a shovel and bat lying on the ground, and a trash can tipped over so junk has spilled out all over the floor, Beavis has this to say:
--->'''Beavis:''' Did we have a party?
** Finally, seeing the fly again, Beavis chucks the pesticide can at it, smashing it through the window. The duo are elated that they ''finally'' rid got that damn fly...and then a whole ''swarm'' of them comes buzzing into the house through the broken window, drawn by the smell of the garbage!
--->'''Butt-Head:''' [[OhCrap Uhhh...]]
* "Pregnant Pause" manages to build an entire short's worth of laughs out of Beavis mistakenly thinking he's pregnant ([[spoiler:it's just constipation]]), particularly when he overhears two women chatting in a store about symptoms, etc. and finds they all somehow apply to him. With old-fashioned "dun-dun-DUNNNN" music underscoring each "revelation" to boot.
** The look on Beavis' face when the pregnancy test tested "positive".
--->'''Beavis:''' IT TURNED YELLOW! AAAAAAHHHH, [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOO]]!!!!
* The first Christmas special, in which the boys alternate between watching a televised Yule log and watching music videos that fit the theme, has a great segment in which they recount the plot of ''[[Film/CharlieAndTheChocolateFactory Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory]]'' in their own unique way (accidentally crossing it over with ''Film/TheWizardOfOz'' and ''Film/ETTheExtraTerrestrial'' for starters).
* While watching TV, a duet between EltonJohn and [=RuPaul=] comes on, which prompts Butt-Head to say "That's that dude who'd, like, rather be a girl." Barely missing a beat, Beavis follows up with "What's that chick doing with him?"
* Beavis' critique on Music/{{Korn}}'s "Blind" [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKM2xSJ5hP0 should be heard to be fully appreciated.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXhbjjizS4A Bow-ba-bow-ba-bow-ba-bow-bow-bow ba-ba-ba-ba-bow-bow-bow-bow]]
* In the BigDamnMovie, after being repeatedly told to "show us the unit," Beavis snaps out of his Cornholio persona just long enough to ask, "[[ComicallyMissingThePoint Why does everybody wanna see my schlong]]?" before picking up right where he left off.
** Also in the BigDamnMovie: Cornholio in the Oval Office. On the Red Phone. HilarityEnsues.
*** More specifically, when the soldier who answers the phone is understandably confused to hear his Commander-In-Chief introducing himself as "Cornholio" and rambling incoherently about his bunghole. About five seconds into this "conversation," said soldier [[BreakingTheFourthWall looks directly at the camera]] with a [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe "You have GOT to be kidding me"]] look on his face.
** Also, there is the infamous deleted scene from the movie, in which Beavis steals the Declaration of Independence to use as toilet paper.
* While watching a FrankZappa video, they hate it so they change the channel. On the new channel, they come across a video for "Animals" by The Europeans that they hate so much, they go back to the Zappa video.
** But not before counting how many ways that other video sucked.
* On the episode, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZzNbqrpbbw "Tornado"]], at the beginning of the episode, watch the Barney CaptainErsatz from 0:30. Double points for the [[KidsAreCruel kids cheering.]][[note]]Sadly, MTV aired it with the shot of Barney's hands on fire cut. They showed up to Barney's hands in the oven, and then cut to the "Please Stand By" card with a blue Big Bird, and also cut Beavis chanting, "Fire, fire, fire, fire!" MTV 2 had it uncut during their "Sic-emation" cartoon block[[/note]]
---> [[CaptainErsatz Not Barney]]: "Aah! I'm burning! Kids help, this sucks!
---> Butt-head: "Cool!"
---> [[{{Pyromaniac}} Beavis]]: "Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
** Later in the same episode, when Butt-head is thinking of what to say to 2 women at a trailer park during a twister, a [[spoiler: flying angel statue hits Butt-head in the head. Beavis catches this same statue the instant it strikes]].
* Beavis is already pretty funny. But some of the show's most hilarious moments come from putting him in a position of authority. Take "Huh, huh, humbug" for example:
--->'''Beavis''': "Damn it, [=McVicker=]! Quit screwing around! Heh n heh. 'Cuz I'll take you out back, and I'll kick your ass if you don't shape up!"
--->'''[=McVicker=]''': "Uuuuuh uh, but I wasn't doing anything!"
--->'''Beavis''': "Yeah!? Yeah?! Well I don't care! 'Cuz "not doing anything" doesn't pay the bills! Bunghole!"
** And later
--->'''Beavis''': Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know it's like, we'd all like to go home! Hell I'd like to go home and spank my monkey! In fact, hehn, that's a pretty good idea! And since I'm the manager, I can do whatever I want! And you guys have to stay here and work all night!
** And again in "The Future Of Beavis and Butt-head", where he's imagining himself in the military.
--->"'''Beavis''': All right men, the way I see it, we strike at dawn. 'Cuz um, they'll still be in bed with morning wood. And I want full air support! I want you guys to shoot people! And I want tanks, some firethrowers and I want explosions over here and I want planes going "kehkehkehkehkeh"! Yaaaaaah! This is gonna be cool!"
* In "Patients Patients", Beavis with glasses.
* Beavis "The Scatman."
* The commentary for Iggy Pop's "Butt Town", particularly Beavis pointing out that Iggy should get together with Sir Mix-A-Lot (he of "Baby Got Back" infamy) and "just talk about butts all day."
* Beavis and Butt-head [[StunnedSilence staring silently in horror and disgust]] when watching the music video for Vanilla Ice's "Ice Ice Baby" before changing the channel. They had the same reaction to Milli Vanilli's "Baby Don't Forget My Number."
* In the episode "Choke", the duo watching a Benny Hill expy illustrates exactly what they find funny:
-->'''Hill expy''': Oy! I've got me finger stuck in me bum!
-->'''Beavis and Butt-head''': *laugh uncontrollably*
-->'''Hill expy''': Oy! I've should've never listened to that little Dutch boy by the dike.
-->'''Beavis and Butt-head''': *silence*
-->'''Hill expy''': And now I've got me finger stuck in me bum!
-->'''Beavis and Butt-head''': *laugh uncontrollably*
* The episode where David van Dreissen takes Beavis, Butthead, and Stuart out on a camping trip: The part where Mr. Van Dreissen sings this song called "Men Have Feelings Too" and gets attacked by a bear after Beavis and Butthead comment on how bad the song sucked.
* The duo's reaction to drinking [[spoiler: non-alcoholic]] beer for the 1st time.
** Also this scene:
-->'''Cop:''' You two look a little young. I'm gonna need to see some identification.
-->'''Butt-head:''' (To Beavis) Check this out. (To the Cop) You have the right to remain silent.
-->'''Beavis''': Yeah, (To the Cop) you have the right to shut up or I'll kick your ass! *Starts acting drunk*
** Immediately followed by the sobriety test.
* "Mexican Death Sauce". The duo's reaction to it is on the FireBreathingDiner page.[[labelnote:The reason]]He saw them making a dog drink "Killer Hot Sauce".[[/labelnote]]
* The episode where the duo have to wait in a ''very long'' line to use a porta-potty. Beavis throws Butt-Head out of it once they finally get there... [[HelpImStuck only for the latter to knock the porta-potty over, door side down]], but not before saying the line below whilst trying to open the door.
-->'''Butt-Head:''' Open the door Beavis, I'm gonna kick your ass!
** Before that, when the two boys are fighting over who gets to go first, Butthead attacks Beavis with what can only be described as the "Pelvic Thrust of Doom." ''Repeatedly.''
*** There's also the fat, shirtless drunk who repeatedly screams "Rock N Roll". 1st time we see him, he throws up. 2nd time, he's the last person to use the porta-potty before the duo fight over it.
* The part in "Pumping Iron", where they check out the rear end of a "woman"... only for said "woman" to turn around and [[SamusIsaGirl reveal that they were checking out a dude]].
** Even funnier is when they decide to repeatedly launch themselves at the wall with a treadmill. Then the buff dude Butt-Head was supposed to be spotting catches them...
** Before either of those two scenes is the one where they meet the woman at the front desk about getting a free trial membership. HilarityEnsues when she mentions some of the different workouts.
* Spot, the dog that keeps attacking Beavis in "Bad Dog". Also the line below:
-->'''Beavis''': Sit boy. Sit. ''Sit''. '''Sit or I'll kick your ass'''!
* The part where the duo use a set of cameras they found in a bush during the episode "Dude, a Reward". Also the begining of said episode.
-->'''Beavis:''' Give me a bite of that Butt-Head, come on.
-->'''Butt-Head(while eating a burrito):''' No way. This burrito rules.
-->'''Beavis:''' Come on, give me a bite.
-->'''Butt-Head(somewhat annoyed):''' No way! Get your own, butt hole!
-->'''Beavis:''' I'm gonna take it.
-->'''Butt-Head:''' Oh yeah, and I'll kick your ass. *Beavis grabs the burrito out of his hand and starts running* I warned you Beavis, I'm gonna kick your ass! *Starts chasing Beavis*
* HilarityEnsues in "Pool Toys", when the duo drives Tom's bulldozer into a pit of cement. Even more HilarityEnsues when Butt-Head [[WhatanIdiot drives the bulldozer back into the pit right after Beavis pushes it out]]. Also the quote that Butt-Head says after cutting open several cement bags with a {{chainsaw|Good}}.
-->'''Butt-Head:'''[[CaptainObvious You've gotta have the right tools for the job]], Beavis.
** Not to mention that they stay in there so long that the cement hardens and they get stuck. They're waiting for Tom Anderson to come back and rescue him but [[BrickJoke he's still trapped in the Home Depot where he got lost earlier in the episode looking for roof tiles]]
* "Fur Trade", specifically the part where they try to sell the squirrel corpse to a fur coat shop, only to be asked to leave.
-->'''Beavis:''' Oh yeah, '''WELL YOU SUCK!''' Heh. '''AND YOUR [[PrecisionFStrike SUCKING]] STORE SUCKS!''' Heh heh heh. '''YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT GOOD FUR IS! I'M GONNA TELL EVERYBODY THAT YOU DON'T SELL REAL FUR HERE!''' Heh heh heh. '''THEY DON'T SELL REAL FUR HERE, THEY DON'T SELL REAL FUR HERE, YOU SUCK!''' Heh.
* The duo is actually stupid enough to believe that they can buy stuff with ''black and white counterfiet dollars and nickles that they got from a print shop''. They tried this out in "Green Thumbs"...[[spoiler:and no, they do not succeed.]]
* "Ball Breakers", with Beavis on one of the bowling ball returners, just as Butt-Head [[GroinAttack rolls a ball down the lane]]...
** From the same episode, Beavis and Buttheads increasingly violent attempts at breaking the ball [[UrbanLegend To see if there's plutonium in the center]], which results in Beavis getting two more GroinAttacks. One when they stuff it full of fire crackers, and it falls to the side and launches into Beavis crotch like a cannonball when they go off, and the second when they fill it with firecrackers again and throw it off the roof. This time it does explode, but the shrapnel hits Beavis right in the family jewels.
--> '''Butt Head''': Dude, you should start wearing a cup.
* A Very Special Episode: Butt-Head misreads symptoms as "[[TheSimpsons Simpsons]]" and says that [[CaptainObvious they're pretty cool]].
** Lets not forget the scene where the cat sitting next to Beavis bites the chick out of his hand...and the part where he and the cats owner eventually make it spit the bird out, at which point Beavis slaps it.
* Their review of the song "The Late Mistake" by Comateens:
-->'''Beavis ''[in time to the music]'':''' Dammit, dammit, son of a bitch. Dammit, dammit, son of a bitch.
-->'''Butt-head:''' If those were the words, it'd be cool.
-->'''Beavis:''' You know, I was thinking of writing a song called, "Dammit, Son of a Bitch." Kinda goes like that, it's like, "Dammit, dammit, son of a bitch. Dammit, dammit, son of a bitch. Son of a BIIIIITCH, sonofaBITCHsonofaBIIIIIIITCH. Dammit, dammit, dammit."
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsa6lIB72i0 Here's their review of the song in its entirety.]]
* Beavis showing a little cynicism in their Yanni review:
-->'''Butt-head:''' Life. What a beautiful choice.
-->'''Beavis:''' Life. It sucks. All these kids have one thing in common: they're here because a couple people did it. ''(as Yanni comes on the screen)'' Whoa, look at that, it's Geraldo.
* From "Sprout", where the duo tries to grow a corn plant.
-->'''Van Driessen''':Beavis and Butt-head, what happened to your corn?
-->'''Butt-head''': Uhhhh, [[BlatantLies we made it into nachos already]].
-->'''Beavis''': Yeah, [[CrossesTheLineTwice they were really good]].
-->'''Van Driessen''': Come on guys, what really happened?
* Screamers, specifically the part where an argument starts up between 2 inhabitants because of the duo's repeated screaming.
-->'''Random man''': '''''[[BigShutUp SHUT THE HELL UP]]! MY KIDS ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!'''''
-->'''Random woman''': '''''WHY THE HELL DON'T YOU STOP YELLING!? YOUR NOT HELPING!'''''
-->'''Random man''': '''''OH YEAH!? WELL WHY THE HELL DON'T YOU STAY OUT OF IT!?'''''
-->'''Random woman''': '''''WELL HOW'D YOU LIKE ME TO KICK YOUR ASS!?'''''
* Practically the entire episode known as "Closing Time" could go here, but it had plenty of parts where it would get particularly funny, such as the 3 times where they scream in excitement similarly to how they did in the earliest episodes, the part where they throw food into the ceiling fan, and the AirGuitar solo that they do while the health inspector checks the restaurant.
** Those [[DerangedAnimation derangly animated]] faces in general are downright hilarious.
* The begining of "Car Wash" had the duo heckling an {{Expy}} of Jeopardy before...
-->'''Beavis''': Uhh, what's a shower?
-->'''Butt-Head''': (surprised at Beavis) Dude, if you have to ask, you'll never know!
** Beavis grabbing his crotch, screaming "MY LIVER! MY LIVER!".
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=iZ8DIxc7MkY&NR=1 "Sports drinks have nutrients."]]
** "I dissinsected it."
* "The Future of Beavis And Butthead", when they mention "duty"...
-->'''Counselor:''' I see you're currently employed at Burger World, that's great! So which of your duties there do you like the most?
-->''*[[HehHehYouSaidX They laugh]]*''
-->'''Butthead:''' Beavis likes all his 'duties'.
-->'''Beavis:''' Hehehe, yeah, yeah. Plop!
-->'''Counselor:''' Well great, Beavis! But what type of duty do you enjoy more than any other?
-->'''Beavis:''' Hmm, let's see, that's a tough one. Well, the ones that take a long time are kinda nice.
-->'''Counselor:''' I see, so you really like to get involved?
-->'''Beavis:''' Oh, yeah yeah.
-->'''Counselor:''' Get your hands dirty!
-->'''Beavis:''' Well yeah, sometimes.
-->'''Counselor:''' Something you can really sink your teeth into!
-->'''Beavis:''' Wait a minute...
-->'''Butthead:''' [[EvenEvilHasStandards Whoa! You're disgusting!]]
* "Walking Erect", where they unintentionally trick everyone into thinking that one of the snakes escaped. Eventually, [[TooDumbToLive they fall for it as well]]...
** What about when they grab what they believe to be a snake, only for the lights to come on and reveal that they were grabbing [[GroinAttack each other's penises]]? The erection sound compliments the scene so well.
* All dream sequences from "Dream On". One in pariculor is the one where [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2A4hDwpsVE Beavis talks with a karate master]].
* The chase scene from "Beware of The Butt". Beavis and Butthead are moving quite slow while [[spoiler: the same woman they took an embarrasing photograph of]] charges right at them. She hangs them by the pants to one of the signs when she catches them. Then there's the ''slasher'' movie that their watching...
-->'''Woman from slasher movie''': I hope like nothing bad happens to me. I know, [[TooDumbToLive I'll take a shower!]]
-->'''Beavis and Butt-Head''': '''[[BigYes YYYYYEEEEES!!]]'''
* The chase scene from "Bedpans & Broomsticks".
* Them watching the music video "Cry".
-->'''Singing''': Cryyyyyyyy...\\
'''Beavis''': Well I'm glad that's over--\\
'''Singing''': [[FakeOutFadeOut CRYYYYYYYY!]]\\
'''Beavis''': AAAAAH!\\
'''Butt-head''': ''Now'' it's over--\\
'''Singing''': ''[[RuleofThree CRYYYYYYYY!!!]]''\\
'''Butt-head''': AUUUGH!\\
'''Beavis''': AAAAH! STOP IT!
** Watch it [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PM3s2k1BvQ4 here]].
* How about "Killing Time"?
-->'''Beavis''': Hey Butt-head, how long till something good's on TV?\\
'''Butt-head''': Uhhh...Two hours dude.\\
'''Beavis''': Hey Butt-head, how long until some...\\
'''Butt-head''': Beavis, shut up or I'll kick your ass.\\
'''Beavis''': Hey Butt-head, how long(Butt-head slaps him) OOW! This sucks.
* The music video "'Freedom of 76'" has Butt-Head trying to convince Beavis to get his balls snipped off, on account of them supposedly being "not really used for anything." Showing unusual intelligence, Beavis asks Butt-Head if this is some kind of trick. [[BlatantLies Butt-Head says no.]] Then Beavis asks if Butt-Head uses ''his'' nads for anything...
-->''[[GroinAttack (Beavis kicks Butt-Head right in the jewels)]]''
--> '''Butt-Head''': [[TheScream UUUUUUUHHHHHH-UUUUuuhhhh!]] Damn it, Beavis!
--> '''Beavis''': See? ''that's'' what nads are for! ({{beat}}) Bunghole!
* The episode "Tired" is classic. The boys roll a gigantic tire up a hill overlooking Highland, and before Beavis is completely settled inside, Butthead rolls him down the hill, leading to a lengthy montage of a screaming Beavis [[spoiler: nearly causing a multi-car pile-up, almost killing Mr. Van Driessen, crushing someone under a car, ''knocking a train off the tracks,'' and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking causing Todd to spill his beer while driving.]]]]
-->'''Beavis (after struggling to his feet):''' [[PartingFromConsciousnessWords Dammit, Butthead; I said I wasn't ready!]] [FaceFault]
** Then Todd shows up and kicks Beavis's ass for making him spill his beer.
-->'''Butt-Head:''' Teach him a lesson. Watch where you're going next time, Beavis. Wuss. ''(Todd throws Beavis at Butt-Head)''
* The boys watching the video for Music/{{Devo}}'s "Whip It." [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQdtYd8UJ9g Pretty much the whole thing.]]
** Extra points for Beavis believing the hats (the "Energy Domes") can "protect you from harmful rays," which is actually ''really'' close to how Devo themselves explained them.
* The first episode that features Cornholio. Beavis raids the Stevensons candy stash, and shows up to school in full sugar rush mode. Once the transformation is complete, he just walks out of the classroom to Mr Van Driesens complete befuddlement.
--> '''Van Driesen''': Is Beavis having some sort of problem I should be aware of?
--> '''Butt-Head''': Uh, he ate like...27 candy bars, and then he drank like a twelve pack of root beer.
* During the video for "I Wish" by Skee-Lo:
-->'''Butt-Head''': Uh, you know what they say about short dudes? They got, like, y'know, really big, uh, y'know...
-->'''Beavis''': Yeah, yeah, I know, but like, I tried telling a chick that once, and [[ComicallyMissingThePoint she said "I don't care how big your turds are!"]]
-->'''Butt-Head (laughing)''': You ''dumbass!''
* In "Costumer Sucks":
-->'''Mr. Stevenson:''' I'm trying to ask a very ''simple'' question. Are your shakes made from shake mix or from ice cream and milk?\\
'''Butt-Head:''' Uhh... [[ComicallyMissingThePoint We have vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry.]]\\
'''Mr. Stevenson:''' Forget it! Forget it! God, can you idiots answer a simple question? I'll go somewhere else. ''(talks away, muttering)'' God, morons! Jeez, a couple of imbeciles...\\
'''Butt-Head:''' Let's go break something.\\
'''Beavis:''' Yeah!
* The beginning of "Citizen Butthead."
-->'''[=McVicker=]:''' B-Beavis and Butthead must not be allowed within three miles of the president!\\
'''Female Faculty Member:''' [[MurderIsTheBestSolution Maybe we could just kill them?]]\\
'''Male Faculty Member:''' [[NotSoAboveItAll That would be cool]].\\
(''Everyone in the room starts [[NotSoDifferent laughing just like Beavis and Butthead]]'').
* The beginning of "Held Back", which consists of Beavis and Butt-Head answering Buzzcut's answer wrong three times ("60?" "90210?" "LMNOP?"), and instead of seeing Buzzcut's angry reaction, the episode does a SmashCut to the principal's office. Just the way it's executed is hilarious.

!! The Revival
'''''Werewolves of Highland[=/=]Crying'''''
* First jokes of the new series? Make fun of Franchise/{{Twilight}}! Because it's [[AcceptableTargets Just. Too. Easy.]]
--> '''Butt-Head:''' Well, ''this'' isn't very good.
--> '''Beavis:''' So uh, is Bella a zombie? She's always just standing there with her mouth open and [[DullSurprise she acts like she's dead.]]
** Butt-Head: "I will fight for you until your heart stops beating...Can I have some of your popcorn?"
** Beavis trying to throw in a "vampire accent" in his lines such as "I will be a denizen of the night.", "And soon, they will do our bidding.", and "I am willing them this way."
* The very first video snarked on during the revival (the music video for the MGMT song "Kids") featured Beavis doing his infamous "Fire!" bit. After the outrage from the MoralGuardians during the series' original run over Beavis' obsession with fire, it was hilarious -- and damned satisfying -- to see Mike Judge [[JustForPun fire that gag off]] almost right off the bat.
* "You're moved."
* "It's okay to be touched, Beavis."
* "Okay son, there's gonna be some scary monsters, and a bunch of creepy people putting their hands on you. But you can handle it, because you're like...1 and 1/2!"
* "He's like, 'Never should have sent that kid to [[Literature/HarryPotter Hogwarts]].'"
** "I told my niece that we couldn't see ''The Smurfs'' again, so like, she started warping space and time."
* As you can see from Beavis and Butt-head's comments while watching a clip of ''JerseyShore'', their snarky comments during videos (and, now, MTV original series) are just witty and hilarious as ever:
--> '''[=JWoww=]''': When I'm eighty years old, and I'm teaching my kids how to make pizza, and they ask me "Oh, where did you make pizza?" (''Clap'') "Bitch, I made it it Florence! That where I made pizza!"
--> '''Beavis:''' So she's gonna call her grandkids "Bitch"?
--> '''Butt-Head:''' You're the best grandma ever, Grandma [=JWoww=].
--> '''Beavis:''' Yeah, please don't hit us again.
--> '''Beavis:''' Are Uncle Juice-head and Grandpa Gorilla gonna help us make pizza?
--> '''Butt-Head:''' Grandma [=JWoww=], where did you get syphilis?
--> '''Beavis:''' Yeah, tell us that story, bitch!
* And the ending, with the nurse being reluctant to change their catheters because, even though they're comatose, she ''swears'' they giggle whenever she's about to.
* Porn porn porn porn (x) porn porn...
** Pornography? What the heck is that? the study of porn? maybe he's a pornologist.
* Attention, everybody: Beavis was crying.
** Coach Buzz-Cut restraining Beavis after he finally flips out at Butt-Head: "Beavis! You will beat the crap out of Butt-Head on your ''own'' time!"
** Butt-Head's utter persistence in reminding Beavis that he was crying. ''Even after 80 years''.
* Beavis and Butt-Head [[HehHehYouSaidX laugh at almost anything that sounds like reproductive organs]], but it's hilarious to see that even '''they''' roll their eyes when the ''JerseyShore'' cast makes a not so subtle sex joke.
-->'''Vinny''': She ''loves'' hot salami! She ''loves'' hot salami!
-->'''Beavis''': (''Not impressed'') Oh yeah yeah, "she loves hot salami". See, he means schlong.
-->'''Butt-Head''': (''Italian accent'') You think she-a slut? That's good to know, now let's get back to making-a pizza.
* Beavis' constant attempts at howling like a wolf only to start coughing.
--> "AAWHOOO-*COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH*"

'''''Daughter's Hand[=/=]Tech Support'''''
* The confusion of what "daughter's hand" means.
* "Jesus said she could do better."
* "Keep your hands...to yourself." "Uh, oh yeah. The answer was always with us." [[labelnote:explanation]]Beavis and Butt-head's epiphany that they don't a "daughter's hand" to jack off while Tom Anderson and his new neighbor beat the crap out of each other, [[MundaneMadeAwesome all accompanied by majestic music]].[[/labelnote]]
* The ContinuityNod at the end of ''Tech Support'': the two thieves that stole their TV set to kickstart the BigDamnMovie's plotline off make an appearance to loot the Tech Support building.
* Beavis and Butt-head on ''16 and Pregnant'':
-->'''Butt-head:''' This chick is a horrible actor.
-->'''Beavis:''' Yeah. Yeah. Really.
-->''(Few seconds and some 16 and Pregnant dialogue later)''
-->'''Butt-head:''' Uh, wait a minute. I think this is real.
-->'''Beavis:''' Oh yeah yeah. So, um, she's not a bad actor then. Just a bad person.
* Beavis and Butt-head unwittingly working as Tech Support is as hilarious as expected.
-->'''Caller:''' Just tell me. How do you turn off the freakin' auto complete feature because every time I try to sign under the '''freakin' ''' internet--!
--> '''Beavis:''' Do you have any matches?
-->'''Caller:''' Uh...?
-->'''Beavis:''' Try setting it on [[CatchPhrase FFFIRE]]!
-->'''Caller:''' What the--!? I want your name. Right now.
-->'''Beavis:''' [[BlatantLies My name is Hameed]].
-->'''Caller:''' '''SPELL THAT'''!
-->'''Beavis:''' [[TooDumbToLive Um, uh, okay. Haa. Meed.]]
* Jamid's attempts at emulating Beavis and Butt-head after his boss told him to follow what they're doing. His accent is what sells it.
-->'''Jamid:''' Hello, sir. Um, did you try to unplug your, um...I mean, do you have any matches? That would be cool. Eheh. Eheheh.
* This line.
-->'''Beavis:''' My name is Ha-meed. I am [[UsefulNotes/{{China}} Chiney]].
* "Uh huh huh huh, Toots". "Uh huh huh huh, Squatch".
* While they riff on Kate Perry's "Firework", Butt-Head insists that Beavis's "not a firework", and he pisses off Beavis enough to get [[GroinAttack kicked in the nuts]]. The reaction sells it.
** Beavis: "I AM a firework. I'm an M80."
** The duo referring to the music video's chubby yet self-empowered girl as a "Dove model"[[labelnote:explanation]] Dove currently runs ad campaigns featuring "real" women of various shapes and sizes[[/labelnote]].

'''''Holy Cornholio'''''
* The cult trying their best to analyze and interpret the Great Cornholio's "words of wisdom".
--->'''Cult Member:''' Why does he refer to himself as both "Cornholio" and the "Almighty Bunghole"?
--->'''Cult Leader:''' It is the duality of nature that only the Beloved can fully understand.
--->'''Cornholio:''' '''YOU ARE ALL BUNGHOLES!''' Each and every one of you! Yeah. And now I must go. For I am the Great Cornholio. I need TP for my bunghole.
* "Is this ''Real Housewives of Detroit''?"
** "I think the chick in the back is dancing to another song."
** Beavis and Butthead's 'dancing' to the chorus.
* "I just got my loan for a breast augmentation."
--> '''Beavis''': (spits out soda) "You can get a ''loan'' for big boobs?! I'm gonna take out a loan, to get a bigger schlong!"
* At the very end:
--->[[spoiler: '''Stewart''']]: Conception; Doesn't that mean something with sex?
---> '''Cult Member''': Yes.
--->[[spoiler: '''Stewart''']]: [[spoiler: (jumping in the air) Alright!]]
** Then later:
--->[[spoiler: '''Stewart''']]: [[spoiler: Yay! Sex!]]
*** And there's just the fact that Beavis and Butt-Head [[spoiler: [[TooDumbToLive missed out on scoring with a bunch of willing women and thinking Stewart was the loser]].]]
* So what does Cage the Elephant mean?
--> '''Beavis''': Is that like, "choking your chicken"? Hmm-hmm-hmm.
--> '''Butt-head''': Beavis, you think everything means that. But in this case, it does.
* "Now I know the baby is bumming you out. Don't worry, I'll get rid of her"

'''''Drones'''''
* As Beavis tries to remember which student committed suicide shortly before a counselor came to their school, a long awaited reference finally pops up in the most amusing way possible.
-->'''Beavis:''' I know {{Daria}} killed herself, I remember that.
-->'''Butt-Head:''' Uh, she didn't kill herself. She just moved away.
* Pretty much most of the moments Beavis and Butt-Head mistaken the drone controls for video games.
--> '''Beavis''': I think this is ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoSanAndreas'' [[ShapedLikeItself but with airplanes]].
* '''Butt-Head''': Hey Beavis, check it out. I'm fantasizing about your mom.
* [[TheWizardOfOz "Guidos, Juiceheads, Gorillas, oh my!"]]
** Beavis trying to figure out the difference between the three.
---> '''Butt-head''': Damn it, Beavis! You've watched three season of this show and you've learned ''nothing''. What a waste of time.
** "And her Ronald Macdonald socks." "No Butt-Head, you're thinking of the Hamburglar."
** "Tune in next week...will Snooki poop?" "And if so, where?"
* While watching Benny Benassi's video for "Satisfaction":
-->'''Beavis''': No no no, that's okay. Just tear it down and build a new one. Reeeeal slooow.
-->'''Butt-Head''': I'd like to be under her boobs during an earthquake though.
* The scene in which a wedding is interrupted by the drone flying low - a gothic-looking fellow is set to marry a girl, with her parents looking on nervously as if they don't want it to happen. The plane flies low and takes out one of the canopy legs, causing it to fall to one side, crushing the cake in the process.
--->'''Goth:''' My cake! I can't marry you without my cake!
--->'''Girl's mother *obviously relieved*:''' Thank God!

'''''Supersize Me[=/=]Bathroom Break'''''
* Burger World's HQ sees the duo's "documentary" and decide to send them to another fast food joint (Taco Yummo), with unlimited gift cards. When Taco Yummo's HQ sees it, the short ends with them preparing to send them to Weiner Shack (with unlimited gift cards).
--->'''Beavis''': You know, I don't see the problem with teen obesity.
--->'''Butt-Head''': Teen obesity kicks ass.
* The end of "Bathroom Break." The manager needs to use the restroom, but Beavis and Butt-Head are abusing their bathroom break, so a long line is formed. He decides to go in a bush, and gets arrested for public urination, and, when forgetting to zip up, indecent exposure.
* (in Italian accent) I have match for you: you and this mop. Go on date with floor.
-->'''Beavis''': I have a checklist too, heh-heh. She has to at least have one boob, and she has to be a girl, and she can't be my mom.
-->'''Butt-head''': I have the same list, but it, like, includes your mom. Huh-huh.
* The duo amazed by (a guy who looks like) Jesus able to speak Spanish.
-->'''Butt-head''': "And then for the first verse, I was thinking of this: 'Ueeeeoueeeeeuuuugh!'"
-->'''Beavis''': "And then for the chorus, maybe: 'RAAAAAAGH~!'"

'''''The Rat[=/=]Spill'''''
* The montage of the boys [[MouseTrap trying to set the trap up]].[[labelnote:something]]The hardware store merchant actually ''let them have the trap for free''. Mabye he knew about their lack of intelligence and decided that it would be quicker to just let them have it.[[/labelnote]]
** On that note, how the hell did Beavis manage to [[TooDumbToLive get it stuck on his]] [[EarAche ear?]]
* Their declaration to kill the rat:
-->'''Beavis''': That son of a bitch ate our nachos!
-->'''Butt-Head''': That's right, Beavis. And that is a crime for which it must be punished.
-->'''Beavis''': Yeah! To ''DEATH''!
-->'''Butt-Head''': This is gonna be cool!
* Beavis: "Why did I come in here again? Ooh, nachos." *snap* "AAAH! Dammit!"
* [[YourTomcatIsPregnant The reveal of the rat being female.]]
* Butt-Head: "Maybe if he'd go buy something, instead of monkeying around on the escalator, the economy wouldn't suck!"
* "Filthy chicks."
* Jersey Shore:
** Beavis: "Phenomenon, trainwreck, I get those two confused too."
** Butt-Head: "All the guys in the house know what they're doing to her body."
* Butt-Head: "You're making a difference...in my pants."
* "Hey Beavis, you better lay low for a while."
* FunnyBackgroundEvent when Beavis and Butthead are fighting over a filthy bird.

'''''Doomsday[=/=]Dumb Design'''''
* This bit of dialogue:
--> '''Butt-Head:''' "This is Stewart's grandma's ashes"
--> '''Beavis:''' "Ew, she put her cigarettes out in a vase? That's disgusting."
* For their ''Series/SiskelAndEbert'' parody segment "Cinema Classics", Beavis and Butthead discuss a "wonderful and inspiring" film called the ''Film/TheHumanCentipede''. Yeah...
-->'''Beavis''': You know, it really is uplifting.
-->'''Butthead''': Through this experience, they learn about cooperation, friendship, and life.
-->'''Beavis''': And they also learn what human butt tastes like! Hehehe, mmm, yeah! I mean, at least two of them do.
-->'''Butthead''': Yeah, uh-huh-huh-huh. That's uplifting!
** Later in the review, Beavis suggesting that a sequel to ''Series/SexAndTheCity'' should have a crossover with ''Film/TheHumanCentipede'' where Dr. Heiter sews the series' main cast into a giant human centipede.
--->'''Butthead:''' That would rule!
--->'''Beavis:''' Yeah! It would be two sequels with one movie!
--->'''Butthead:''' It would be the greatest chick flick that has ever been made.
--->'''Beavis:''' Yeah! Feed her, Charlotte! Feed her, Carrie! ''Feeeed her'', Samantha!
* "You're going to Hell!"
* Beavis saying "The charred walls of the damned!"

'''''Copy Machine[=/=]Holding'''''
* The bit about foot fetish dude working at airport security.
** "Oh so that's what he does. He just goes to Red Robin and growls."
* The fact that NOBODY seemed concerned about Beavis.
* The whole "masturbation experiment" bit, especially Butt-Head's crack about the "stimulus package."
* The OneDialogueTwoConversations (The boys think it's about sex; the girls drugs).
* [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Uh-huh-huh-huh. The moon.]]

'''''Used Car[=/=]Bounty Hunters'''''
* Beavis: This is the one girl who deserves to be emo.
* Jersey Shore
-->'''Butt-Head:''' "Oh, they're all guidos. They all taste like spray tan.
-->'''Beavis:''' "Too much gristle."
* The boys thinking EVERYONE, including President Obama and the Volunteers of the Week, are criminals.

'''''Time Machine[=/=]Massage'''''
* While at a colonial village, we get this gem.
-->'''Beavis:''' I hope we get to see some dinosaurs.
-->'''Butt-Head:''' You dumbass, dinosaurs haven't been invented yet.
* Butt-Head: Time-space condominium.
* The Jersey Shore bit was the part in the Comic-Con trailer; hilarious.

'''''School Test[=/=]Snitchers'''''
* Butt-Head: "I just got something...No. 2 pencil."
* The fact that the boys only accomplish putting their names on their test papers after three hours, triggering [=McVicker=] to fill in answers on Butt-head's paper himself. What makes the scene funnier is Van Driessen's nearly deadpan response to [=McVicker=] cheating for Butt-head, complete with his obligatory "mmkay".
* Butt-Head: "Woah, you have tight jeans and Converse All-Stars just like me. Do you like shoving little kids? I do too! Let's start a band."
* The boys mocking Small-boobed girl's fiance.

'''''Whorehouse[=/=]Going Down'''''
* [[CrossesTheLineTwice The boys mistaking the abortion clinic for a whorehouse.]]

'''''Other''''':
* "Vinny Reloaded" in the Beavis and Butt-Head Interruptions section of Special Features. Just...the whole sketch.
-->"Dina just called us and she said Vinny's been farting in the house."
-->"No no, not the notebook, no no, he farted on the notebook too!"
-->[[HypocriticalHumor "This guy has like, no common decency."]]
* The "Silence Your Cell Phone" message: "I'm Butt-Head. Shut up."
* Prior to Series/{{Jackass}} 3D, Beavis and Butthead try out their 3D glasses, but Beavis seems to think it's not working. Then...
-->'''Butthead:''' Whoa! Hey, Beavis! Look at my hand. It's in 3D.
-->'''Beavis:''' Huh, really? I don't really see-- ''(Gets punched)'' AAH! Whoa! Whoa, that's amazing! It felt like you really hit me! It's almost like your hand really-- ''(Eats a left hook)'' Ow! Wow, that's amazing technolog-- ''(Gets his 3D glasses smacked off his face)'' Hey, wait a second!
-->'''Butthead:''' Huh huh. So, sit back and... ''(Smacks Beavis across the face)'' enjoy the movie.
-->'''Beavis:''' That was definitely 2D!
-->'''Butthead:''' Dumbass.

!! The Video Games

'''Beavis And Butthead In Virtual Stupidity'''

* Butthead telling the guy who's car gets stolen in the park that it just went for a walk, ''and the idiot BELIVES him''.
--> '''Guy'''': Oh, I didnt know it could do that. I'll just wait for it then.
--> '''Butthead''': [[SarcasmMode Uh yeah dude, you do that]].
* The two prisoners by the weights in the prison yard.
--> '''Bald Convict''': Which one of you is gonna be my bitch?
--> '''Butthead''': Uh, Beavis is.
** Also in the prison, the crazy guy hiding under the bed in the cell who rhymes constantly.
** The female guard who takes a shine to Beavis, and utterly loathes Butthead.

'''Beavis and Butthead Do U'''

* The conversation about women between Butthead and Van Driesen outside the student union.
--> '''Van Driesen''': Remember Butthead, sometimes its enough to just talk with a woman.
--> '''Butthead''': *genuinely confused* Uh, ''what?''
* Beavis and Butthead pledging to a fraternity. Its exactly as hilarious as it sounds.