* How Pugs reacts to frogs raining from the sky.
-->'''Pugs''': Oh ''crap''. Looks like stupid's back in season...
* While most of the issue is straight-up NightmareFuel or TearJerker, the gang interviewing for potential leads in the beginning of "Lost" is pretty darn funny.
-->'''Bull Terrier''': Yeah, so like, there's this cat that keeps me up all night, yowlin' all this crazy crap at the moon. I figure it's a witch, and, like, you should kill it.
-->'''Sheepdog''': This morning the food in my bowl formed an ''exact'' profile of the Great Dog himself, clear as day. I can't show it to you, because I ate it. But it's still a miracle, ''right?''
-->'''Pomeranian #1''': My niece's friend says there's a tree in the deep woods that ''moves'' when there's no wind. And birds die if they perch on it.
-->'''Pomeranian #2''': I heard it drinks blood.
-->'''Pomeranian #1''': Well, now, ''that's'' just ridiculous.
-->'''Chihuahua''': Creatures posing as humans abducted me and put a little ''chip'' in the back of my neck. They use it to spy on me and make me do things like chase cars and bite people...and eat my own poop.

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