* Luka and Cereza's escape from near death on Isle del Sol, complete with AudibleGleam - for Luka, Cereza, ''and'' her doll, Cheshire!
* Luka's awkward silence in response to the name of Cereza's toy cat.
--->'''Luka:''' Is that cat your friend?
--->'''Cereza:''' Yes, he is. His name's Cheshire. He's cute, isn't he?
--->'''Luka:''' *frowning* 'Cheshire'... (under his breath) What a stupid name...
* The finishing move for the Golem enemy. Bayonetta summons Hekatoncheir, a bunch of massive disembodied arms with super strength, and it proceeds to toss the Golem around like it's a volleyball...until the third pair of arms miss it. As soon as it misses, the music completely stops as the Golem falls and lands on the ground, with the same SFX as that of a lightweight ball (the Golem even bounces lightly like a ball, even though it's made of solid [magic] metal). [[{{Beat}} Hekatoncheir pauses]]... Then the music kicks back in as it settles for just [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown punching the shit out of the Golem until it's destroyed]].
* When Bayonetta meets Luka at the Sun and Moon valley, she tackles him to save him from a falling piece of the scenery. Instead of being surprised or scared, [[AllMenArePerverts Luka]] is way too busy ''copping a feel of Bayonetta's ass''. The best part? It's all in slow-mo.
* It's assumed that Bayonetta calls Luka "Cheshire" because of his habit of popping up where she least expects him to...
-->'''Bayonetta, poking her head through the sunroof:''' Hello, Cheshire.
-->'''Luka:''' Shit!
** [[HypocriticalHumor ...but that doesn't stop her from doing the same thing to tease him.]]
-->'''Bayonetta, greeting Luka as he climbs into the helicopter:''' Welcome aboard, Cheshire.
-->'''Luka:''' Oh, fucking hell!
* Bayonetta drawing [[VideoGame/{{Okami}} Amaterasu's]] facial symbols on Luka's face with her lipstick, while she's invisible to him.
* The angel carrying Enzo away in the prologue.
--->'''Enzo:''' HEY!!! I'M NOT DEAD YET! You can't take me like this! It's against regulations, I tell ya!!
** Just about any scene with Enzo is funny.
* The ending scene.
--> '''[[spoiler: Jeanne]]:''' I swear, this is the last time I cosplay!
** The scene during the ending where [[spoiler:everyone believes Bayonetta is dead]] is quite a TearJerker, but then when [[spoiler:she comes out from her coffin alive and remarks, "Next time, put me in a coffin with some air holes and less maggots,"]] you won't be able to stop laughing.
* The [[HopelessSuitor Beloved]] who [[{{Lolicon}} falls for Cereza]]. His entire "romance" lasts one fight, but the sheer ''awkwardness'' of it will last all of Cereza's life.
* Bayonetta chiding Cereza for crying.
--> '''Bayonetta:''' If there's two things I hate in this world, it's cockroaches and crying babies! ''({{Beat}})'' Well, a [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs crying baby cockroach]] would be truly terrible...
** Cereza grabbing Bayonetta's ribbon when she turns to walk away in the same scene.
* Cereza's attempts to mimic Bayonetta's pose when she's leaning against a wall with her arms folded is both hilarious and utterly adorable.
** Then there's Cereza's little AsskickingPose that she performs when she's talking to Luka in the same scene.
* Luka's PrecisionFStrike in the helicopter scene. It's preceded by him ogling Bayonetta's wet breasts, and followed by the camera zooming in on Luka's face, Cheshire, and Bayonetta's cleavage.
* The [[RunningGag first time Bayonetta wrecks Enzo's car]]. Her facial expression is ''priceless''. And then during the credits, Bayonetta and Jeanne break Enzo's brand new car.
* Bayonetta '''outdancing''' her "imposter"...and then said imposter revealing its true form after a quick fight.
** Depending on your sense of humour, using a torture attack on the Joys for the first time. Probably because it comes the fuck out of nowhere, and looks like some S&M-type shit.
* Chapter VII. Between Bayonetta's PrecisionFStrike-laced sarcasm ("I feel like a fucking celebrity in this town!") and her abuse of the Fearlesses (''especially'' the last one), the only thing that won't get you laughing is the [[NintendoHard boss fight]].
* Most of Rodin's one-liners when you enter The Gates of Hell.
--> "Hold on... ''What'a'ya buyin'?'' [[VideoGame/ResidentEvil4 Heard that in a game once]]."
* Bayonetta starting a motorcycle using ''her middle finger''.
* The dodge move, when fully upgraded, allows Bayonetta to extend said move into a breakdance-headspin-kick-attack move. Hold it as long as possible, and she slides into a sexy pose [[NoFourthWall and looks down the camera]], ''[[NarmCharm causing the camera to]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXgfRjH_AAs click like a camera shutter.]]''
** Also comes in attack form as, by pressing kick mid spin, she teleports above the nearest enemy and [[DynamicEntry falls on them in a reclining position.]]
* When Bayonetta and Luka are outside the Vigrid Air Base, Luka uses his grappling hook to grab Bayonetta from a crumbling ledge, and then Luka holds her in his arms while romantic music plays, leading the player into thinking that there's gonna be a really romantic moment between the two of them...but right when the two are about to kiss, they fly away from each other while the music slowly comes to a halt, and then Luka slams into a wall. The whole delivery and timing of this scene is ''perfect''.
* When Enzo isn't around to be a ButtMonkey, the [[{{Mooks}} Affinities]] take his place with the gusto they put into (futilely) fighting you. While nothing really happens to them in gameplay, they often receive the most demeaning and humiliating punishments of any angel in cutscenes. Case in point: The angel that Bayonetta surfs on? Yup, it's an Affinity.
** Besides the Affinities, there's that one Fearless that appears in the cutscenes of the Temperantia boss battle. Bayonetta throws it in Temperantia's face, and later ([[OffhandBackhand offhandedly]]) drops a tram [[spoiler: right in front of it. It looks like it's breathing a sigh of relief, [[YankTheDogsChain and then the tram tips over and squashes him.]]]] Kinda nice revenge on one of the more irritating enemies in the game.
* In the anime film adaptation, the scene where Bayonetta confronts Luka after taking a bath with Cereza. Luka gets too distracted by her wet, bouncing breasts that he ends up falling out of the window, and then Cereza says, "Look, the old guy is dead!"