* Zac's reaction to being allowed to go on his first ever mission in the series pilot. [[spoiler:Shame things turned out the way they did.]]
** Starbuck's reaction to learning the secret of Geminese poker players.
--> '''Starbuck''': [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar No wonder those little buggers are such good card players.]]
** While exploring the dark surface of the planet Carillon.
--> '''Lieutenant Starbuck''': I wonder how this place looks like in the daytime?
--> '''Lieutenant Boomer''': Hey, this is the daytime.
--> '''Lieutenant Starbuck''': Oooh... lovely...
* As Lucifer and a Centurion leave to execute Baltar's scheme during "Lost Planet of the Gods".
--> '''Lucifer''': Isn't he wonderfully devious? We can learn much from him.
** When Apollo finds out about Serina's pilot training, he asks Boxey and Muffet to leave the room.
--> '''Boxey''': Come on Muffet, they're gonna argue.
--> '''Serina''': We're not going to argue!
--> '''Boxey''': (''Leaves with a knowing smile on his face and tells Muffet'') Yes they are.
--> '''Apollo''': Yes we ''are''.
** The rookie shuttle pilot's, especially during there training.
--> '''Athena''': (blasts the Cylon ship) I got him! I got him!
--> '''Starbuck''': Yeah you got him alright, and me.
--> '''Athena''': ...''what?''
** I loved it when Starbuck and Apollo mockingly make conversation that mimics the conversation of the female Warriors in the "Lost Planet of the Gods" episode.
--> '''Starbuck''': Apollo, what do you plan on doing for living quarters after you're married?
--> '''Apollo''': Oh, well, I am so excited. I just found this place in the Astradon freighter. With a little paint and some nice curtains, it's so cozy!
--> '''Starbuck''': You always were good with color. (''after the female warriors continue talking in the background'')
--> '''Apollo''': Mmm, you'll never believe what I found. I just found some Valcron in the Tip Barge.
--> '''Starbuck''': Really? The soft, translucent kind?
--> '''Apollo''': (''ridiculously effeminate'') Absolutely stunning!
--> '''Serina''': (''finally notices them'') Hey Apollo, Starbuck. You guys aren't feeling left out are you?
--> '''Apollo''': Oh no! What would make you think that? (''rolls his eyes'')
** Starbuck later gets captured by the Cylons.
--> '''Starbuck''': Just to let you know torture wont work, I took a course on resisting. (''some Cylon starts shoving him'') Hey, hey. I bruise easy.
* The look on Starbuck's face when he's ''introduced'' to Adama by the people of the Serenity settlement as their new "Constable".
** That's nothing compared to the look on Adama's face when he has to go courting Siress Belloby!
* While the episode "The Young Lords" was kinda lame. I had a good laugh when Starbuck bantered with his Cylon captor.
--> '''Centurion''': These humanoids are not well constructed. They damage easily.
--> '''Starbuck''': At least we don't rust.
--> '''Centurion''': Silence.
* When Boxey is hanging out with the pilots in "The Lost Warrior", they play for jelly beans rather than cubits. The hilarity involves this:
** First, Boxey tells Starbuck to stop dithering and call already.
** Then, he tells Starbuck off for eating part of his own bet.
** Finally, Starbuck thinks he's won the pot... and Boxey plays a Complete Pyramid.
* The way Starbuck and C.O.R.A. would keep snarking back and forth in "The Long Patrol".
** Later, when Starbuck first woke up in the Protius cell.
--> '''Starbuck''': [[LampshadeHanging Twice in one day it just isn't fair.]]
* When Starbuck walks off feeling glum about Cassy after she rushes off to meet Commander Cain, Boxey tries to look on the bright side.
--> '''Boxey''': Poor Starbuck. Well at least he's still got Athena, and Miriam, and Noday...
** The list continues until Apollo finally puts a stop to it.
* Lucifer, criticizing Specter's sucking up to Baltar.
--> '''Lucifer''': [[DeadpanSnarker Oh felgercarb.]]
* Starbuck and Apollo's use of ''Red & Blue'' and ''Yellow & Green'' Squadrons. Apollo later draws the line at the idea of ''adding'' ''Purple'' and ''Orange''.
--> '''Athena''': Sir, we're picking up attack signals between Purple and Orange Squadrons... We don't ''have'' Purple and Orange Squadrons.
* A ''typical'' conversation between the Imperious Leader and one of his Centurions.
--> '''Centurion''': Our Raiders are all destroyed.
--> '''Imperious Leader''': All destroyed? How? We took them by surprise.
--> '''Centurion''': ''(as sarcastically as possible for a Cylon)'' Apparently it was not as big a surprise as we had hoped for.
* Just about all of "The Man With Nine Lives" is a CrowningMomentOfFunny.
* From the first episode of the "Terra" two-parter: When trying to smuggle empty, but clear containers covered in space rugs out of a docked ship as part of a plan to help the "Earthlings" escape the Council of Twelve's meddling, the security jerk-of-the-week looks inside after Jolly fails to convince him that they were trying to evacuate the children inside the ship to a hospital (excuse us -- "Life Station"). Boomer's lightning fast reaction as soon as everyone sees there's nobody inside? "Jolly, you forgot the kids!"
* From "Living Legend", when the Cylon says to Baltar, "I really think you should look at the ''other'' battlestar."
** I liked the blink-and-you'll-miss moment between the two IL-series Cylons as their base on Gamorray explodes.
--> '''IL-Cylon''': [[{{Understatement}} Uh oh.]]
* After a tense scene when Boomer jumps through the door into a storage room in "Fire in Space", he can't help but add a little quib to Boxey.
--> '''Boomer''': Boxey, it looks like I... mashed your mushies.
* Starbuck and "John's" first meeting in "Experiment in Terra" was brief but totally hilarious.
--> '''John''': You're just going to walk in there?
--> '''Starbuck''': Yeah, pretty much.
--> '''John''': (''sighs then looks up'') I know but, I'm doing the best with what I've got.
* Just when the Galactica crew think Starbuck and Apollo haven't survived their mission using their stolen Cylon ship. A Cylon Raider approaches Galactica, and is about to be blown out of the sky.
--> '''Boomer''': No! Don't fire! It's them!
--> '''Adama''': How do you know?
--> '''Boomer''': They're waggling!
--> '''Tigh''': [[FlatWhat Waggling?!]]

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* Starbuck and his Cylon pal Cy get a few, in what may be the only decent ''Galactica 1980'' episode.
** When Cy is explaining why his Raider crashed, Starbuck jokingly asks if someone in the three-Cylon crew pulled out the manual. Cy (completely missing the mockery) confirms that they did, but it did ''not'' help. He goes on to show why flying a starfighter by committee doesn't work:
--> '''Cy''': We were taking a vote when the ground came up and hit us.
** Starbuck tells Cy that the (pregnant) human woman they've discovered is going to give birth to yet another human. His response?
--> '''Cy''': I am rapidly being surrounded.
** The humor is a bit darker, bordering on FridgeHorror, but... one almost has to laugh at the absurdity of it all when Starbuck's [[ArmorPiercingQuestion innocent question]] reveals that the Cylons haven't given any thought to what they're going to do once the universe is finally "organized."
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