* Alex's heroic quest to obtain a chicken burrito.
** Especially helped by ''Franchise/ThePinkPanther'' theme.
** Gets referred to [[BrickJoke the very end of the movie]]:
--> '''Admiral Shane''': I'm late for lunch. I think I'll have a...chicken burrito.
--> '''Alex''': ...She told you about that?
--> '''Admiral Shane''': Come on, Hopper. We can discuss the terms of your surrender over a meal.
** Double the funny: it was based off of a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEb_lZTZUUg real life botched liquor store robbery]].
* Cal's reaction when he meets Samantha and Mick.
* Mr. Zapata's reaction when he is informed that there are inbound objects in formation.
--> '''Zapata''': Uh, Maybe we should call NASA.
--> '''Alex''': NASA have called us. They're on the phone right now. (screen cuts to a control room full of people, with a screen of Zapata behind them)
--> '''Man at NASA''': Good morning, Mr. Zapata.
--> '''Zapata''': NASA?
* Hopper's attempt to rehearse his speech to Admiral Shane in the mirror.
-->'''Hopper:''' "It would be a thankful honor to have your permission to honor...your hand." *{{Beat}}* "What?"
* One of the ''John Paul Jones'' deckcrew freaks out when he hears that [[LeeroyJenkins Hopper]] is [[ThisIsGonnaSuck now in command of the ship.]]
-->'''Crewman:''' Are you kidding me? Hopper's running the ship? This is bullshit. We're all going to die!
* Most any conversation between Raika & Ordy, befitting their ThoseTwoGuys role in the film.
* This little exchange during the [[LockAndLoadMontage reactivation]] of ''Missouri'':
-->'''Ordy:''' *runs into a control room and sees a USS ''North Carolina'' vet tweaking some controls*
-->'''Veteran:''' Son.
-->'''Ordy:''' *half confused* Sir?
-->'''Veteran:''' *all but glares at him* What the hell, you gonna stand there, staring at me? Get yer goddamn eye on that spotter!
-->'''Ordy:''' *promptly puts on a sound-powered phone headset* Eye on spotter, sir!
* The alien's ammunition consists of a round cylinder with a smaller round cylinder attached to it on one end that pushes in to detonate after sticking into an enemy ship small cylinder first. In short: They are metal pegs.
** The fact that they pause for an instant upon contact, ''then'' sink in, is particularly amusing: the pegs in the tabletop game didn't always fit perfectly into the holes on the model ships, needing a second tap to make ''them'' sink in all the way.
* Just after aligning the ''Missouri'' to fire on the mothership, we get this:
-->'''''Missouri'' Veteran Crewman:''' Let's drop some lead on [[CurseCutShort this mother-]]
-->'''Hopper:''' FIRE!
* After a completely [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome epic]] attack on the flagship...
-->'''Nagata:''' I can't believe that worked!
-->'''Hopper:''' Yeah, ''Art of War'', "Fight the enemy where they aren't." After all these years it finally just clicked.
-->'''Nagata:''' But that's not what it means.
-->{{Beat}}
-->'''Hopper:''' Really?
-->'''Nagata:''' Not even close.
* The duo just before sniping.
-->'''Hopper:''' Where did you learn to shoot?
-->'''Nagata:''' I'm not sure how you say it in English. "Natsu Campu. Summer campu".
-->'''Hopper:''' "Summer campu". *Thinks about it* Summer camp?
-->'''Nagata:''' Champion, when I was twelve.
-->'''Hopper:''' Are you kidding me? *Cue aliens*
* Alex and Stone giving completely opposite motivation speeches to their crews.
* Alex and Nagata get into a fight and are court martialed by Shane. Their explanation: Alex slipped, Nagata tried to catch him, and they both 'knocked their heads'. Shane is not amused.
--> '''Nagata:''' Like the great Jerry Lewis, sir.