* J. D. Shapiro's CreatorBacklash resulted in two slices of hilarity, [[http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/movies/penned_the_suckiest_movie_ever_sorry_MdXedZpTMWJmfpw80Xc7aO/0 this "apology" article]] and an speech at the Golden Raspberry, most notably when he recited quotes from critics.
-->'''J. D. Shapiro:''' The New York Times said 'Battlefield Earth is about the extinction of the human race, and after seeing this movie I'm all for it.' From the Banana Daily they said 'I'd like to call this movie a train wreck [[InsultToRocks but that's not really fair to train wrecks. Because people actually want to]] '''[[BileFascination watch]]''' [[BileFascination a train wreck]].' And my absolute favourite, '[[ClusterFBomb This is the worst fucking piece of shit fucking movie I've ever had the displeasure of fucking seeing]].' That was from my mom.
* The Bar scene:
-->'''Terl:''' When you were still learning how to spell your name, I was being trained to conquer galaxies!