* Any scene with Riddler and Two-Face. HamToHamCombat at its finest.
-->'''Two-Face''': ''(fires a gunshot into the air to shut Riddler up)'' What's the point, big boy?
-->'''Riddler''': Has anyone ever told you, you have a SERIOUS IMPULSE CONTROL PROBLEM?
** And when Riddler demonstrates his Box to Two-Face in the same scene:
--->'''Ridder''': This is your brain on the box; this is my brain on the box. DOES ANYBODY ELSE FEEL LIKE A FRIED EGG?!
*** This quote from the Riddler doubles as a ShoutOut [[CaptainObvious to the drug PSA with the egg & frying pan]].
** Earlier in the same scene:
--->'''Riddler:''' By the way, that's never gonna heal if you don't stop picking at it.\\
'''Two-Face:''' ''[cocks his gun, and puts it against Riddler's cheek]'' Let's see if you bleed green...
** At the end of their first scene together:
--->'''Two-Face:''' You have broken into our hideout... violated the sanctity of our lair. For that we should crush your bones into powder. However, you pose a most interesting proposition. Therefore heads, we accept. And tails, we blow your ''damn head off!''
** The novelization takes it further as Riddler has an Oh Crap moment when he realizes that he forgot all about Two-Face's psychosis; "Any chance of two out of three?"
** During their first job as a team:
--->'''Riddler''': Hey, Two-Face! Show me how to punch a guy!\\
'''Two-Face''': It's darn simple my dear boy--ball up the fist, reach way back and assert yourself! ''(punches security guard)''\\
'''Riddler''': Ooooo...sound sgood! Lemme try, lemme try!\\
'''Two-Face''': Ball up the fist...\\
'''Riddler''': ''(does so)'' Ball up the fist!\\
'''Two-Face''': ...reach way back...\\
'''Riddler''': ''(winds up)'' Reach way back!\\
'''Two-Face''': ...and assert yourself!\\
'''Riddler''': ''(swings)'' And assert yourse--''(another security agent doesn't even flinch at Riddler's weak punch)'' OW! ''(cradles wounded hand)''
** At one point they're driving through the streets after a robbery, both covered in jewelry. Riddler's trying to count money while wearing a diamond tiara.
* Two of The Riddler's finest moments are during his mock game show for Batman.
--> '''The Riddler''': Soon my little box will be on countless tvs around the world feeding me, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking credit card numbers, bank cards, sexual fantasies]] and little white lies; into my head they'll go, victory is inevitable. If knowledge is power....[[AGodAmI then a god]] [[LampshadeHanging am]] IIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
** Best part about this line as Riddler is growling the "I" part, [[TheStoic Batman]] goes from looking pretty sure of himself to flat out [[OhCrap looking like he's about to shit a brick.]]
** And this gem right after that line:
--> '''The Riddler''': [[LargeHam Was that over the top?]] [[Creator/JimCarrey I]] [[LampshadeHanging can never tell.]]
* After Dick takes the Batmobile:
--> '''Alfred''': Actually, he took... the car.\\
'''Wayne''': He boosted the Jag?\\
'''Alfred''': No, sir. Not the Jaguar. The other car.\\
'''Wayne''': The Bentley?\\
'''Alfred''': No, sir... the '''other. Car.'''\\
''cut to Dick cruising in the Batmobile''\\
'''Dick:''' Goin' for a lil' ride in mah love machine, baybee!
** Then Dick running into ladies on the street:
-->'''Woman 1''': Open up, Batman!
-->*Dick Grayson emerges from the Batmobile*
-->'''Woman 2''': That's not Batman!
-->'''Dick''': What are you talking about?!
-->'''Woman 3''': That's Batboy!
* This:
-->'''Dick:''' What do you think? What's a good sidekick name?\\
'''Bruce:''' How about Dick Grayson, college student?\\
'''Dick:''' Screw you!
* The scene with Stickley in general:
-->'''Nygma:''' *sneaks up behind Stickley and bashes him on the head with a coffeepot* ''Caffeine will'' '''kill ya!'''
* Edward Nygma's fake tears after the office finds out about Stickley's death:
-->'''Nygma''': Why?! Oh, why?! Two years working in the same office; he was like my father... my brother... ''a cousin who visits all the time!''\\
'''Co-worker''': Get a grip, Edward.\\
'''Nygma''': *hands co-worker Stickley's "suicide note" and informs him in serious voice* I found this in my cubicle this morning. You'll see it matches his handwriting exactly. As well as punctuation and sentence structure. *[[MoodWhiplash goes back to crying]]* I couldn't go on working here. The *sob* mem-- *sob* --ories!"
* When Batman meets Chase for her secret rendezvous, only for Chase to tell him she's in love with Bruce Wayne and not Batman, he pretends to take the news sadly, but when he turns away to leave (facing the camera), he Batsmiles to himself.
* Edward Nygma having ''copies of Bruce's glasses'', which he puts on and takes off while talking to Bruce during the party scene.
** Not to mention a mole that he seems to have applied to match Wayne.
* The ShoutOut to the old ''{{Series/Batman}}'' television series and the [[{{Camp}} corny dialogue]] therein.
-->'''Robin:''' Holy rusted metal, Batman!
-->'''Batman:''' Huh?
-->'''Robin:''' The ground, it's all metal. It's full of holes. You know, [[{{Pun}} holey]].
-->'''Batman:''' Oh.
* This exchange between Batman and the bank guard, when the former uses the latter's hearing aid to crack open the vault.
--> '''Guard:''' That's my hearing aid!
--> '''Batman:''' Thanks.
* Bruce trying to hold in his snark as Chase turns down a date with him because of her infatuation with Batman:
-->'''Chase''': You could say he just dropped out of the sky and...bang. I think he felt it too.
-->'''Bruce''': Sure did.
-->'''Chase''': What?
-->'''Bruce''': ....I mean, who wouldn't?
* After Bruce chews out Dick for his heroic ambition, Dick shrugs it off and asks Alfred to put his Robin outfit next to the Batsuit. As Alfred walks away, Bruce rounds on him too: "And ''you're'' encouraging him!"
* Dick Gray does [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment kung-fu laundry]].
* Batman's unamusement at Chase's advances at the Bat-signal:
-->''You called me here for this? The Bat-signal is not a beeper!''
-->''It's the car, right? Chicks love the car.''
-->''You trying to get under my cape, doctor?''
-->*after Chase shows her admiration for his black rubber suit* ''Try firemen, less to take off.''
** Being human, he is taken aback when [[SexyCoatFlashing she finally shows him what she's wearing under the coat.]] He has a moment of hesitation, followed by, "Direct, aren't you?"
** Then after finally getting back into his car, he simply sighs to himself and mutters, "Women."
** Chase Meridian in general is hilarious for being the most unprofessional psychiatrist ''ever'', with [[AllGirlsWantBadBoys unsorted issues of her own]], and being totally self-aware about it too.
* When The Riddler shows Two-Face exactly what Bruce Wayne was thinking under the influence of The Box, Harvey is speechless with joy.
-->'''Riddler''': Go ahead, you can say it.
-->'''Two-Face''': You're a genius!
-->'''Riddler''': OH STOP! *kicks leg out*
** The whole scene takes place with Two-Face just about sitting in his lap.
** More Riddler/Two-Face HoYay: [[http://duhduhduhdundun.ytmnd.com HAPPY HALLOWEEEEEN!]] *musical sting*