* The professors critique Bertram's attitude to find out new slang when his back is turned. One that specializes in astronomy claims that he wouldn't have the same attitude towards researching Saturn, and another that specializes in sex wouldn't have that attitude either.
* Bertram trying to kick Sugarpuss out of their home:
-->'''Bertram:''' Make no mistake, I shall regret the absence of your keen mind; unfortunately, it is inseparable from an extremely disturbing body.
* Professor Oddly being distracted by flowers growing on branches when the professors walk around the neighborhood.
* Sugarpuss' [[DeadpanSnarker snide comments]] when she's listening to the priest recite her and Lilac's speeches at the altar.
-->'''Priest''' ''(to Lilac)'': ...For better, or worse...
-->'''Sugarpuss''' ''(under her breath)'': [[DeadpanSnarker Worse.]]
* Lilac's mooks get trigger-happy around the professors' mansion. The garbage disposal worker's only comment is that there'll be [[SkewedPriorities a lot of garbage he'll have to collect in the morning.]]
* Miss Totten and her assistant, Mr. Larson, ride along when the professors go to save Sugarpuss. Larson suggests that Miss Totten shouldn't be along, but she argues that this is a matter related to the encyclopedia project and she's entitled to see it through, declaring with a big smile that she's never had so much fun in her life.