* Elizabeth's notes on her students' tests, which include "Are you FUCKING kidding me?"
* Russell exploiting Scott's ever-changing ideals.
* Elizabeth constantly embellishing the story of why she broke up with her ex. It gets to the point where [[CrossesTheLineTwice she accuses him of molesting her dog, then of cheating on her with HIS sister.]]
* Elizabeth attempts to get high, but her lighter runs out. Her response is "[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Seriously?]]"
** She then tries to light her bong on the stovetop, to no avail. "Seriously?!"
** She makes a trip to the liquor store, only to find it closed (because it's Christmas). "Come on! [[RuleOfThree Seriously?!]]"