Below, you will find... pretty much the ''entire series'' of ''Manga/AzumangaDaioh''.
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* Detachable pigtails. Which Osaka then uses to ''fly''.
* Let's just say that Osaka is a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqUHZScBJRk CMOF Station Attendant]]:
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37mPoKQijj8 wakes Yukari up with a knife.]] ("Oh, you're awake. I messed up.")
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIfARIUQ1KM has allergies.]](...ha...ha...heecho) (Was that a sneeze?)
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=913DuCViWRo tries to forecast the weather.]](And Sakaki gets bitten by that cat.)
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7wWl-cZgH4 has the hiccups]].
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxlC_9zBnDM dreams of pigtails]].
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PbPdjWlB9k breaks chopsticks]] (heeeeeeeee~).
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBgkK2JaRpQ can't float]].
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFBZBAbbKt8 meets Chiyo-Dad]]. [[GratuitousEnglish "OH MY GAH!"]] (as well as [[NorioWakamoto "I wish I were a bird"]])
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6swokLgCcU eats saataa andaagii~]] ("SHUT UP!")
** Her... [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZRPqegFvmA&feature=related fascination with Kagura's breasts]].
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2azEy_4S7Ws Osaka and fireworks]].
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txn6f3K4M4s Osaka at the beach]].
** Osaka ranting about steak for no apparent reason
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oixG-l3xAOE Namago Chi-mu]] >8)
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp134exJ3I8 her 'idea' for a Pet Cafe.]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XX9B_MNi0zc tells a scary story from last night.]] Actually, anytime she does that face at 0:27.
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fHz9oecKgQ&feature=related plays with electrostatism.]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgLbczDwHeQ&feature=related "Pika...pika...pi?"]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8VniWaa5qg asking about life in America]].
* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY8L_apFieE drunken "birds and the bees" explanation]], complete with RelaxOVision imagery.
** Or the RelaxOVision [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5WC8UKM0ZI&feature=related ''music'']] which plays over the explanations, even when Chiyo-chan recounts them to a now-sober Nyamo to understand what she was talking about? (Chiyo's eleven, for you non-anime people.)
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYzdO2IiLjI "Nice and bony."]]
* Osaka's contribution to the stuffed animal display ([[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h3KWNjQILY "Hanshin."]] "Hanshin?") as well as her idea for next year's festival ("There are a lot of dogs and animals inside the cafe...[[spoiler:[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp134exJ3I8 and they're all dead.]]]]")
*** [[spoiler: "Don't worry, there aren't any dead cats or anything..."]]
* Yomi "[[HollywoodToneDeaf singing]]" karaoke.
* That penguin.
** [[TastesLikeDiabetes That other penguin.]] Dear ''God'', the cute. The '''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YvAr0AR5Z0 cute!]]'''
*** "Why'd you do that?" "No reason."
* Tomo calling Sakaki just so she could watch her play with the stuffed cats during the chaos of festival preparation. It's golden in both languages.
** Sakaki's response? She ''draws a background for it''. Then Chiyo calls Tomo away, and Sakaki [[spoiler:brings a stuffed Chiyo-Dad into the game. The title of that yonkoma in the manga? [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotSymbolic "The Advent"]].]]
*** Well, she also "contributed" the Neko Coneco.
* Tomo tearfully telling on Yomi because she had a good vacation.
** From the same episode, Tomo [[FreakOut going postal]] due to Yomi's string of good luck and rampaging through the cafeteria in an attempt to hit her with a tray, culminating with her getting wailed on by Yukari.
* Osaka very rarely gets angry, but whenever she does [[BewareTheNiceOnes it's a sight to behold]].
* "Because I like high school girls!"
* Sakaki reunites with Mayaa, who is residing at Chiyo's house. Mayaa hops into her arms. The funny part comes when Mr. Tadakichi tries to do the same to Chiyo. Chiyo is a small child and Mr. Tadakichi is a [[BigFriendlyDog large dog]]. The result is predictable:
--> "Tadakichi-sa--[[ATwinkleInTheSky AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!]]"
** Yomi's response to Tomo getting scratched by Mayaa. [[spoiler:"Well done, Mayaa!"]]
*** Meanwhile, Osaka is in her own happy world in front of the kotatsu. "So nice...kotatsus are so nice..."
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YurYhbkzRCI Yukari's drunken bender at the sushi bar.]] But since that barely makes her top 10 crowning moments, this one really belongs to Luci Christian.
* And of course, the series as interpreted by [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNdH9EJaqZM AMV]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRRW7WNVKbY Hell]]. The "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9usLBxr5DI Euphoria Parody]]" segment probably counts as a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming too.
* In the manga, Tomo studied extra hard for a P.E. test in order to compete with Chiyo. She aces it, beating Chiyo by a few points. Next strip, Yukari passes back English tests. After Tomo says she got a 35, Chiyo turns around and gives her an extremely smug ''look''.
* A scene from the manga which didn't make it into the anime: Tomo sees a freshly-painted wall and instinctively slaps her hand onto it. The look on her face is priceless as she realizes that, yes, doing that gets paint all over your hand.
** And then smears it on a window.
* Sakaki's "Cat...paddle...? [{{squee}}]"
* Might as well put a link to the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGo8-HBAhaY Very Short Movie]] here, too. Chiyo's test grade is defeated [[AllYourPowersCombined By Your Scores Combined]] and Osaka breaks Chiyo's pigtails (again).
* After half an episode of abusing Yomi, Tomo tries to hit her with a lunch tray and ends up hitting Yukari in the face with it. The twenty second still shot of their faces (Yukari's glowing red eyes and Tomo's smile) is hilarious.
** Followed by Yukari DualWielding twin lunchtrays and smiting the tar out of Tomo.
* Osaka in episode 23: '''[[SeriousBusiness BREAD... EATING ... RACE!!!!!]]'''
** "I came in last." *nom* "It's melon bread." *nom* "Ah! ^_^"
*** In the same episode, Yukari's ridiculously circuitous metaphor for why she won't bet this year with Nyamo. She calls Osaka up to represent a currency amount and after declaring "I win Osaka!" says that soon Osaka will be leaving her. The FridgeBrilliance comes in when you realize that while it would have made a lot more sense for Yukari to just hold up a bill, she's so poor that she likely didn't have that much money.
**** But of course, she doesn't just say "10,000 yen," she says "Mr. Yukichi" ("Yukichi-san", really), referring to the man on the 10,000. (Which would be ''sort of'' like saying "You'll be Benjamin Franklin.")
***** It's also a brilliant CallBack to last scene of the first Sports Fest when she won 10,000 yen from Nyamo, but she owed her that much so "Bai Bai".
**** Then there's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46MCydQNuKA the english version]].
* Kagura at the train station, trying to offer to help a guy with his luggage. A guy who doesn't speak a word of Japanese. "HERUP ME!" and "YAY! *thumbs up*"
** Then Yukari tries to show her how its done by walking up to a random tourist. After some excited jabbering in the background, she runs away with a cry of "It's no good, he's German!"
* After learning that Chiyo was planning on studying in America, Osaka has an ImagineSpot where she travels to America and is greeted by a bunch of chibi-Chiyo clones, which act quite a bit like Pikmin.
* During one of the "sports competition" episodes, there is a sort of scavenger hunt/race where Chiyo has to bring something stupid back with her. After hesitating between Osaka and Tomo, Tomo speaks up and asks what has to be done, and suggests taking off her clothes. Chiyo then tearfully chooses Tomo.
** The first sports fest episode has another Osaka one. Her relay race involves bringing back a pair of glasses. She borrows Yomi's and then ''puts them on'', leading to her running more ineffectually than usual.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftAMtTH6mKQ MR. KIMURA]]. BOW DOWN TO HIS AWESOMENESS.
** The numerous times Mr. Kimura pops out of nowhere during the pool episode to deliver epic lines like these...
--> '''Mr. Kimura outside the girl's changing rooms (addressing Yomi, Sakaki, Kaorin and Chihiro)''': How was it?
** And another at the pool...
-->'''Nyamo-sensei''': Everyone's here, right? Now then let's...
-->'''Kimura-sensei''': ...Go to the gym and play basketball in those.
*** Yet another:
-->'''Tomo''': Kimura-sensei, why did you become a teacher?
-->'''Mr. Kimura''': CUZ I LIKE HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS AND STUFF!
* Osaka divides her friends into "Americans" and "Japanese" based on breast size. After much reflection, she places Yomi in Hawaii.
* Kaorin's FreakOut when she realizes she missed seeing Sakaki on the beach during summer vacation and her LovesMeNot bit. Her expressions are priceless.
** How about when Chihiro comes back from the nurse's office and says she can be in the three-legged race if Kaorin wants? '''She doesn't.'''
*** "SHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"......."'''SHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!'''".
** Or when Kaorin, still on a high from dancing with Sakaki, finds that her next partner is MR. KIMURA. *dong* *crumble*
*** "HEY BABY, LET'S TANGO!" ''(maniacal laughter while Kaorin expresses a death wish)'' "ARE YOU HAVING FUN YET, KAORIN?"
*** Even funnier in the manga:
-->'''Kimura''': Can you feel the excitement, baby?!
-->'''Kaorin''': Don't call me 'baby'!
** Kimura-sensei [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QACvJzltNMY&feature=related haunts Kaorin's imagination]].
* In the manga, Chiyo's first experience with a computer (specifically, the mouse).
* Tomo [[http://www.mangatoshokan.com/read/azumangadaiohhoshuuhen/692/2/5 cosplaying]] [[http://www.mangatoshokan.com/read/azumangadaiohhoshuuhen/692/2/6 in her classes]].
** Alas, that was published after the anime.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEtGFu3igjg Today is the first day of the school term]]...
** Even Miss Yukari gets in on it too, with Chiyo having to motivate her. Let me repeat that: A ''student'' is trying to motivate a ''teacher''.
* Okay, it's not part of the Manga/anime, but [[http://chiyodadcongress.ytmnd.com/ this is too damn funny not to mention]].
** Hey, I'd vote for him.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aX8OieKmlmQ Tomo, Yomi and Osaka are preparing to visit Chiyo-chan in her house for the first time]].
* Chiyo's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akJvDMy1EO4 car phobia]].
* Chiyo-Dad's tomato rant: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-koq1otOfqI&feature=related IS IT GOOD? IS THE TOMATO GOOD?]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AgDbAT56I0 Mai waifu]].
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1yLNakDfh4&feature=feedrec_grec_index Yukari crushes Chiyo's dreams]].
** Then Tomo raises her hand and agrees with her.
* Kagura proclaiming Santa to have "awesome lock-picking skills" and Tomo tearfully insisting that she's not stupid after learning that reindeer aren't mythical creatures, both from the ChristmasEpisode.
** Heck, Kagura and Tomo's discussion about Santa Claus in general. "I don't think he came from space."
* [[http://manga.animea.net/azumanga-daioh-hoshuu-hen-chapter-2-page-10.html SAMBA!!!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Plbu-ro8X8&feature=related Tomo and her souvenirs]].
* Yomi, Osaka, Chiyo and Tomo participating in the kiba-sen event during the athletics festival. Possibly the worst team ever.
* The second beach episode. Nyamo tells the girls to go to bed early, and Tomo's not happy about it, until Yomi tells her going to bed early will make the next day feel longer. Following this exchange, Chiyo is seen nodding off. Tomo is slightly pissed, seeing the "little brat" getting ahead of her by going to sleep early. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwdE7RDg2mI Cue Tomo putting a stool next to Chiyo's head, resulting in the sleepy girl smacking her head on it. Hard.]] Tomo's laugh makes the moment even funnier.
* [[DrivesLikeCrazy Yukari's]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS9csiX95dQ driving!]] It has to be seen to be believed.
** Chiyo's reactions later are even better. First, her [[ColorFailure terrified flashback]]. Then, next year she arranges for a car large enough to carry the whole group and once. Yukari moves up next to the driver's seat and ''Chiyo'' pushes her out of the way. In the third year, there are too many people for that, so when the [[TheAllegedCar Yukarimobile]] is revealed she vanishes into Nyamo's car before the discussion of who goes in which car even starts.
* Yukari-sensei visiting Nyamo-sensei just to sleep. Bonus points for Yukari telling her to get out of her house after hearing how much Nyamo's new pillow cost.
** Later on in that same episode, Nyamo recieves a gift from her uncle in Hokkaido. Cue Yukari running to the mailman, snatching the package from his hands, and tearing it open like mad, believing it to be delicious and expensive food. It's actually a hand-carved wooden statue representing a bear. Yukari gets pissed and actually tries to ''call Nyamo's uncle to tell him to send food next time''. Predictably, they end up bickering, and completely forget about the mailman, who was still waiting for a signature. Seeing Nyamo and Yukari pinching and pulling each other's cheeks is both adorable and hilarious.
* From Ep. 22: Photobomber Tomo
* Chiyo's epic OhCrap [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMyvvI21kp8&feature=related face]].
* Sakaki and Maya [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJccxKyWwJg alone at last]].
* Yukari and Tomo [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYX7py-zMqM&feature=related bully Chiyo]].
* Kagura dealing with the Kamineko in her own way. Namely, grabbing him off her face and chucking him on the ground. The completely deadpan expression on her face is hilarious.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrUTjw8Isxg&feature=related The love letter song]].
* Kimura: "'''ITTOUSHOU!!!'''" (aka "'''FIRST PLACE!!!'''")
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9wFClHMYjU Yukari singing Happy Birthday... to herself.]] [[GratuitousEnglish HAUPYBOHTHDAITOEYUUUUUUU!]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRrH84Srx4s Kimura singing Happy Birthday... also to himself.]] [[GratuitousEnglish "HAPPY BAHTHDAY TOO YOO! HAPPY BAHTHDAY TOO YOO! HAPPY BAHTDAY DEAH KIMURIN... HAPPY BAHTHDAY TOO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE."]]
* In an example of MoodWhiplash used for brilliant comedic effect, [[spoiler: the TearJerker last episode]] features Yukari comes into class, heavily emotional...
--> [[spoiler: '''Yukari:''' I lost my wallet!]]
* Osaka somehow managed to convince Chiyo that Sakaki stole her height.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=913DuCViWRo&feature=related And "predicting the weather by throwing your shoe", again by Osaka. The shoe lands in the back of a passing truck.]]
* Osaka freaking out when she learns there's blood in a lump.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fePtLL7oRDg&feature=related Chiyo-dad is Santa]].
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiWONRGzj5I Kimura becomes Kaorin's dance partner]].
* [[http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh69/kriegsaffeno9/obviouslesbians.jpg Yomi and Tomo here]] in the manga.
* The following from the manga:
-->'''Osaka:''' Kaorin... [[TheCuckoolanderWasRight are you gay?]]\\
'''Kaorin:''' The correct term is LESBIAN! [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday Uh, not that I'm a lesbian!]] It's just, you know, [[RomanticTwoGirlFriendship a teenage thing]]. That's all. (...) [[SingleTargetSexuality Just to prove it, I wouldn't mind if she was a guy!]]\\
'''Osaka:''' ...Huh?
* Kimura: "But, Kaorin and I will be together forever" *heart and cracks neck* Kaorin: *goes white with shock* See it [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4pOHmvIK3E here]].
* Kaorin trying to find Kimura's "good points" and finding out that he likes gardening only to find that he made a Kaorin/Kimura garden. "Good points...good points...LIKE HELL I'M GONNA FIND ANY!"
* In the episode where Kagura is introduced (ep. 10), she & Tomo start doing VolleyingInsults, and soon degenerate into face-pulling and grappling with funny little sound effects coming from them throughout.
* In the first English translation of the manga, the way that the Blue Three conversation is translated is pretty hysterical:
-->'''Osaka:''' If there's a damn van... is there a damn CAR? ...that must be Jackie Chan's codename.
** The jist of the conversation is this: The girls mistake Jean-Claude Van Damme's name as Damn Van (his first name's a swear, cause he's a foreigner), leading them to wonder if Damn Car exists as well.
* Yukari and Nyamo's arguments in general are both cute and hilarious, with Yukari never missing an opportunity to pick on her friend about how she used to be or what she used to do in high school.
* In episode 7 : The girls' class mascot is a huge cat. At one point, Chiyo asks Sakaki to take a picture of her with that mascot, and in turn, Sakaki asks Chiyo to do the same. After both pictures are taken, Chiyo wonders who is in the cat costume right now. That person removes the costume's head, and surprise, surprise : It's Kimura-sensei ! Needless to say, both girls were shocked.
** Speaking of which, Sakaki's look on her face as Yukari suggests burning the leftover stuffed animals "for a memorial service" is hilarious.
** Earlier on, Kimura was sitting at a small bar run by the swim team. Just as Nyamo came in, he was complaining to Kagura because [[DirtyOldMan even though this bar was being run by the swim team, they weren't wearing swimsuits]]. He then asks ''for a glass of water from the pool that the girls swam in earlier''.
** Chiyo trying on the cat costume. Of course, it's much too big for her, and actually looks kind of scary on her instead of cute. Cue Yomi and Kaorin running around the classroom in fear.
*** Made even funnier by the episode's [[TheStinger stinger]], where Chiyo comes home in the costume and sends Tadakichi-San into a barking fit.
* In some translations, in one of the [[BeachEpisode Beach Episodes]], Chiyo takes a good long look at Sakaki in her bikini and asks "What ''are'' those?"
* Yukari explaining why so many of her second-year students were in her first year class: [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Definitely not because she doesn't want to memorize new names]].

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