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[[folder: [[Knuckles Chaotix Awesome Chaotix ]]
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* Why the fuck am I connected TO THE BEE, JESUS!

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[[folder: [[Video Game/Mega Man Classic Awesome Man ]]
]]
* "Take about five dozen eggs, start puttin' them in a bowl, mix the [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] out of 'em, and what do you get? PENIS!"

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[[folder: [[Gears Of War Gears of Awesome ]]
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* '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis WHERE'S M]][[FollowTheBouncingBall Y WIFE?!?!]]'''
* CHOO CHOO! All aboard da Cole Train, baby!

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[[folder: [[Video Game/Metal Gear Solid Metal Gear Awesome ]]
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* Oh my God hotness I wanna bang you!
* Shit. I killed a dog by sweating.
* The safety's on! *twists gun into a balloon animal, eats gun*
** "DON'T JUST STAND THERE, SHOOT!" "You fucking ATE MY GUN."

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[[folder: [[Video Game/Metal Gear Solid Metal Gear Awesome 2 ]]
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* OKAY, I guess I'll use my cigarettes I hid in my '''STOMACH!!''' AWESOME!
* CRYPTIC METAPHOR!
** [[GuideDangIt Do you seriously think this is fucking fair?]]
** "The raven on my head thirsts for his blood!" "DAAAAMN RIGHT, NIGGA! MMM MMM!"
* "This is like one of my Japanese animays!"
** "[[UnstoppableRage AHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK YOU TALKING ABOUT?]] I'M TALKING ABOUT PISS! AND SHIT! AND YOU'RE ALL TALKING ABOUT SOME STUPID JAPANESE SHIT I DON'T GIVE A '''FUCK''' ABOUT!"
*** (stars sobbing)
**** -_-
* This:
-->'''Mantis''': You're supposed to hit her!
-->'''Snake''': Damn right I'm gonna hit that!
-->'''Mantis''': Goddammit! ''(knocks Meryl out)''
-->'''Snake''': Ah, what the fuck! Asshole!
* "[[TemptingFate Oh gee whiz I hope a tank doesn't totally come at out of nowhere and own me!]]" ''(gets shot by a tank)''. "You know, seriously! I'm getting a little FUCKING PISSED OFF!"
** And right before that:
--->(Snake gets blown up by bombs)
---> '''Egoraptor''': What the fuck?! No one told me there were bombs there!
---> '''Meryl''': Hey, Snake, there are bombs there.
---> '''Snake''': AW, THANKS, BITCH.
*** And the one before that;
---->(Snake gets sliced by laser grid)
----> '''Egoraptor''': What the fuck?! No one told me there were lasers there!
----> '''Meryl''': Hey, Snake, there are lasers there.
----> '''Snake''': (now a pile of mush) Grlbrlbrlbrlblrblrlrl!
* This:
-->'''Snake:''' "WHOAJESUSCHRISTYOU'RESOFUCKINGHOT!!!"
-->'''Jesus:''' "Thanks, brah.
* [[UrineTrouble The part with the urine.]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice The entire part.]]
-->'''Gray Fox''': AW SHIT DAWG! THIS IS DISGUSTING! OH MY GOD, THIS IS DISGUSTING AS HELL!
-->'''Snake''': Hey guys, what's goin o- OH JESUS ''CHRIST!''
-->'''[[BrickJoke Jesus Christ]]''': Hey man, you called-OH GOD! ''OH GOD''!
-->'''God''': Hey guys wha- OH JEEZ! AW, THERE'S PISS EVERYWHERE! WHY DID I EVEN INVENT PISS IT'S SO GROSS!
-->'''Gray Fox''': YO! STOP PISSIN' DAWG!
-->'''Otacon''': Ok. :(
** GOD! I HAVE FUCKING PISS ALL OVER ME!
* Egoraptor fights Psycho Mantis:
--> '''Psycho Mantis''': So, you like to play Castlevania!
--> '''Egoraptor''': Whoa, wha? Whoa j- WHAT!?
* Gray Fox's [[JiveTurkey voice]].
-->'''Gray Fox:''' Yo yo yo, b-boy Snake dawg G.
-->'''Snake:''' [[FlatWhat What.]]
-->'''Gray Fox:''' Yeah yeah aight, listen up. Launch a motherfuckin' missle to blat blat dat power-majigger, dawg, ye motherfucker.
-->'''Snake:''' GOD HOW DOES EVERYONE KNOW MY PHONE NUMBER GOD.
-->'''Gray Fox:''' Ye ye, aight... just call me... [[AccidentalInnuendo Deepthroat.]]
-->'''Snake:''' [[LampshadeHanging Gross.]]


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[[folder: [[Videogame/Trauma Center Awesome Center ]]
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* There are deep lacerations in the sternum.....WHERE ALIENS HAVE TAKEN OVER HIS BODY!!!
** UHWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT????
** THEY'RE SHOOTING X-RAY BEAMS OUT OF THEIR RADIOACTIVE SUPERCORES! ''USE YOUR ZAPPY-GUN TO STOP THEM!''
* Dr... my sister has cancer.
** *angry face*
*** ZOMBIE CANCER!
* Here, let me assist you, doctor.
** :O
* Doctor we need your help defusing this atom bomb.
** ALL IN A DAY'S WORK!
** OPEN THAT SHIT UP! [bomb turns into a ''[[Film/{{Tron}} light cycle field]]'' of all things]

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[[folder: [[LA Noire Awesome Noire ]]
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* ...god these-FUCKIN' LIPS!
* [[UnstoppableRage I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING DOUBLE CHIN, YOU PIECE OF SHIT! I'LL KILL YOU!]]

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[[folder: [[Ninja Gaiden Awesome Gaiden ]]
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*
-->'''Ninja:''' [[BuxomIsBetter HEY! There's a ninja with huge boobs over there...]]\\
'''Ayane:''' Hi.\\
'''Player:''' Uh.... Cooo''o[=oO=]OO'''''''OOOL?!?!'''''\\
'''Ninja:''' IT ''WOULD'' BE IF YOU WEREN'T GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED SO HARD!!
*
-->'''Ninja:''' [[NintendoHard OH YOU THINK THAT'S HARD? I'M JUST THE TUTORIAL LEVEL, THERE'S THE NEXT LEVEL OVER THERE!]]\\
(camera switches to an ''army'' of buff ninjas)\\
'''Buff Ninja:''' Whaaat's up.\\
'''Player:''' OGOD HELP ME!\\
'''Ninja:''' GOD CAN'T HELP YOU NOW!!
*
-->'''Strategy Guide:''' HEY YOU BITCH! I'M THE STRATEGY GUIDE! [[BadassBoast YOU CAN'T MESS WITH ME!]]
-->'''Player:''' Thank god you're here!
-->'''Strategy Guide:''' Don't worry pal, I'll sa-*gets stabbed by the ninja, who turns to the player and gives him a DeathGlare
-->'''Player:''' ''[[OhCrap Oh god]]''.


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[[folder: [[Halo Reach Awesome Reach ]]
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* The whole thing really but these are highlights:
** [[PunctuatedForEmphasis "Ready. Doesn't. Even. FUCKING. DESCRIBE IIIIIT!"]] The face he makes is ... both horrifying and hilarious.
** He bites the other guy's dick.....
** Then they crush the game and snort it ...... 0.o
* In the ytp version, aptly titled, "GAYLO REACH" by cs188, the lines are fantastically sentenced mixed to say, "Dude, so, are you ready? For FUCKING?!". It leaves this troper in stitches every time.

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[[folder: [[Franchise/Pokemon Pokeawesome: Just a Pokemon Battle ]]
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* Arguably, the entire thing was one long FunnyMoment.
* [[MinorInjuryOverreaction Pikachu's entire speech after getting his knee injury]]
** [[WhatTheHellHero "WHY DON'T YOU EVOLVE ME YOU ASSHOLE?! You want me to LOSE?! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!"]]
** [[WhatTheHellHero "WE DO IT FOR YOU, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!"]]
** [[LameComeback "Stupid evolved prick! What do you even do?! You're just a plant-...Shut up, man!]]
* [[DullSurprise "Oh no! Venusaur!]] Counter attack with [[ShrugOfGod whatever you feel like, man!]]
* Pikachu goes through the very finest of DerangedAnimation after his WaterfallPuke.
** "[[LargeHam All you feed me is poffins! I NEED NOURISHMENT]]!!"

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[[folder: [[The Legend Of Zelda A Link To The Past Link to the Awesome ]]
]]
* Link attempting to bring his uncle back to life by shoving the fairy down his throat.

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[[folder: Poke Awesome2: Getting A Gym Badge ]]

* "Deafeated now, BITCH?!"

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[[folder: Other ]]

* Ladies and gentlemen, SaintsRow 3 [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0C59h1nlwg&feature=relmfu in a nutshell.]]
* The entirety of the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a10vdAZPxqU PSP Squirrels video]].
** "What the fuck was that!? That was the stupidest fucki- I'm gonna stab you! I'M GONNA FUCKING STAB YOU".
** "And I'm like... YOU BITCH! YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! YOU'RE GONNA MAKE US ALL GO BANKRUPT! YOU MOTHERFUCKER! AAAAAAHHHHHH! I DON'T WANNA BUY A PSP ANYMORE! I'M SO FUCKING PISSED AT YOU LARRY! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"
*** "Oh god, please don't kill me!"
*** "I HAVE A GUN IN MY POCKET!"
*** "WHY DO YOU HAVE A GUN IN YOUR POCKET!?"
*** "BECAUSE- AAAAAAAAHHHH!"
** "I'll-I'll shoot you three times! I'll shoot you three times! You motherfucker! YOU MOTHERFUCKER! I'm going to ''FUCKING KILL YOU'', IF YOU DON'T CHANGE THIS GODDAMNED COMMERCIAL!".
** "PSP: I have a family to feed."