* Hilarious throughout, but nothing quite beats [[spoiler:"[[TheInternetIsForPorn Grab your dick and double-click for porn, porn, PORN!!]]"]]
-->'''Kate Monster''': Normal people don't go look at porn on the Internet!
-->'''Trekkie Monster''': *''[[AsideGlance looks directly at the audience for a few seconds]]''*
* "Brian, slow down! It's not a race!"
* As Princeton sings about his purpose, the word PURPOSE appears on a screen and slowly rearranges into the word PROPOSE. Princeton is absolutely ''terrified'' and yells out "[[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]]"
* Kate singing back-up for Christmas Eve:
--> '''Christmas Eve:''' ''Ruv!''
--> '''Kate:''' ''Love!''
--> '''Christmas Eve:''' ''And hate!''
--> '''Kate:''' ''And hate!''
--> '''Christmas Eve:''' ''They like two brothers...''
--> '''Kate:''' ''Brothers!''
--> '''Christmas Eve:''' ''...who go on a date.''
--> '''Kate:''' ''Who...''what?
* The Bad Idea Bears. Cute as a button little Care Bear looking things, who [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin only show up to offer truly bad ideas]]. They're always a riot, but their truly crowning moment arrives when Princeton and Kate are at a bar and have just agreed that they shouldn't get too drunk:
--> '''Bad Idea Bears:''' LET'S PLAY A DRINKING GAME!!!
--> '''Bad Idea Bear 1:''' Here, have a Long Island Iced Tea!
* No longer part of the show, but [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zF5gcEQVxL4 this.]]
* The song "My Girlfriend Who Lives In Canada," in which Rod tries a little too hard to convince the others that he's not gay. Especially hilarious are the ending lines:
-->'''Rod:''' ''I love her, I miss her, I can't wait to kiss her, so soon I'll be off to Alberta!''
-->({{Beat}})
-->'''Rod:''' ...I mean ''Vancouver!'' Shit, her '''name''' is Alberta, she '''lives''' in Vancouver- ''She's my girlfriend! My wonderful girlfriend! Yes I have a girlfriend, who lives in Canada!'' (A pause, as the music winds down) And I can't wait to eat her pussy again!
* The animation sequences. Especially "Five nightstands! Four nightstands! ...One night stand!")
* As part of touring production that visited Omaha, during The Money Song, the actors all got back to the stage, Christmas Eve says "How much did we get?" And Princeton responds with "Well, besides this ticket stub to the Huskers game, not much at all."
** This joke changes depending on where the show is being performed. Typically it's a ticket to sporting events or a local tourist attraction.
* This particular exchange, where Kate sees Lucy going to Princeton's apartment, is both hilarious and [[CrowningMomentofAwesome awesome]]:
-->'''Kate''': Is she a friend of yours?
-->'''Princeton''': Uh, yeah.
-->'''Kate''': Is her name "Purpose?"
* Christmas Eve's wedding dress. Words can't describe how wonderfully ''tacky'' it is.
* "Why are you so happy?" "'Cause our lives SUCK."