Funny moments in ''Avatar Abridged''

[[folder: General ]]

* Iroh is inexplicably Jewish, so nearly every line out of his mouth is gold. Like this exchange:
-->'''Iroh''': Oy vey, get it ''right'' already! It's "wax-on, wax-off", not "wax-on, wax-''on''"!\\
'''Zuko''': I've done this five-hundred times already, Uncle! Why won't you teach me the advanced fire-bending moves?\\
'''Iroh''': ''Because you suck!'' Now get back to work, you whiny little putz!
* Also, any time Zuko whines just makes me laugh for some reason.
-->'''Zuko''': Unnncle, hurry up, I'm gonna be late for the Music/FallOutBoy concert!
** Any time he says "NYEH!" in his high pitched voice, specifically in episode 9, makes me fall out of my chair laughing.


[[folder: Episode 1 ]]

* The optimism/skepticism duel in episode 1 remains a classic.
* The fact that Sokka, Aang, and Zuko all ''independently'' confirm that Iceberg Pińatas are a thing.


[[folder: Episode 2 ]]

* One word: '''HUMILIATION!''' when Zuko kicks an attacking Sokka in the face sending him into the ground and Katara's reaction: "Yup, that's about what I expected..."
* Aang and Zuko's first meeting:
-->'''Zuko''': You're coming with me!\\
'''Aang''': Will there be candy?\\
'''Zuko''': Uh, yeah...happy candy. From the, uh...Happy Company. Just, uh...get in the van--I mean ship.\\
'''Aang''': Yeah, candy! ''Yeeeaaah!''
* "So he's like... Kung Fu Action Jesus?"
* "Ah...NO. And...NO. P.S. you're smelly!"
* Then this happened.
-->'''Katara:''' Aang, we're here to save you!\\
'''Aang:''' Yeah I pretty much took care of that myself, but thanks for bringing my bison. You're like a valet!
* The scenes between Zuko and Zhao, especially the X-Men part and 'yeah, you go ahead and run with your tail between your legs. It should be a lot easier to put it there ''without any '''BALLS!''''''


[[folder: Episode 3 ]]

* At the very beginning of episode 3:
-->'''Suki''': Shut up or we'll feed you to our sea monster, [[AwesomeMcCoolname Larry the Unquenchable!]]\\
'''Sokka''': We've been kidnapped by a group of warrior women? Oh no! This could only mean... This is the girl-power episode, isn't it?\\
'''Suki''': That about sums it up.\\
'''Sokka''': I'll take the sea monster option, please.
* Aang, during his attempt to ''ride'' Larry The Unquenchable.
-->"Can't die, still a virgin! Can't die, still a virgin! Can't die, still a virgin!!"
* "With the power of crossdressing, I will be unstoppable!"
* How Katara attempts to woo Haru, and his reaction:
-->'''Katara:''' "Yoo-hoo, random stranger!"
-->'''Haru:''' "El gasp! I have been discoovered! I must flee... sexily."
* The gay prison warden.
** A possibly unintentional HilariousInHindsight, as the warden is voiced in the original by Creator/GeorgeTakei.
* The aftermath of Episode 3.
-->'''Sokka:''' "No, no, no. This is too good. This is too good. Okay, so the first girl my age I ''ever meet'', I get a kiss, like ''that''. ''You'' chase some guy ''halfway across the region'', and not ''only'' does he ''reject'' you, but it turns out he's ''gay''?! Sokka: One, Katara: Negative Five!" (Iroh: 5000)
** Made even funnier by the captions running during Sokka's rant:
--->'''Target Acquired. Firing Pimp Gun… DIRECT HIT! Target Successfully Pimped!'''
--->'''Stalking... Stalking... Stalking... Stalking... Restraining Order. I'm a pretty little fairy!'''


[[folder: Episode 4 ]]

* The opening, pure StylisticSuck.
-->''[-(picture of Aang's face with a Jesus beard)-]'' *singing* "Kung Fu Action Jesuuuuuuuuus! He's fightin' the bad guys 'n makin' 'em pay, with magic kung fu he'll save the day, it's kung fu action Jesuuuus!"
* Naked Iroh Time.
** [[Film/FightClub And what is the number one rule about Naked Iroh Time? Do not interrupt Naked Iroh Time!]]


[[folder: Episode 5 ]]

* "Why would we use a catapult when we can shoot fire out of our freaking hands?" "Because I really wanna!"
** "You'd think he'd have given up after two hours of trying that." "I don't even really have to dodge. He just kinda misses."
* "[[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud ROFLMAO]] LRN 2 PLAY [[{{Noob}} N00B]]!" "HAXORZ!"


[[folder: Episode 6 ]]

* Katara letting her horniness get to her ''again'' when she meets Jet.
-->"Our wedding's gonna have ponies… and flowers… [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment and ponies…]]!"
-->'''Jet:''' [-(to the whole Gaang)-] "So anyways… Wanna go to my treehouse?"\\
'''Katara:''' "Yes I'll have your babies!!"
** Sokka's CallBack BrickJoke reaction immediately after, upon seeing Katara has another crush:
--->"Yep. That proves it. He's gay."
* Jet's neverending resistance against ''THEM''. "They're like the Freemasons, Templars, and Men In Black combined!"
** "YOU! Give me your '''''SHOELACES'''''!"
* And this...
-->'''Sokka''': Alright, time for Sokka to save the day!\\
''[-(photo of the village below the dam, which gets stamped with big red letters reading "SCREWED")-]''
* Aang freaking out about getting his ass kicked...
-->'''Aang:''' Okay, seriously, what the ''crap?!'' Who ''wrote'' this episode?\\
'''Zuko:''' Thanks for teaching me to break the FourthWall, Uncle.\\
'''Iroh:''' Ach, it's bupkiss. What could you possibly need to do that for?\\
'''Zuko:''' ''[-(as the scroll shows the episode name with 'Zuko' in the writer slot)-]'' Ohhh, nothin'...


[[folder: Episode 7 ]]

* The Gaang deals with the unpopular "Great Divide" episode by literally bypassing it.
* The old bat who wouldn't go fishing takes weather advice from her invisible friend, Mr. [=McPumpkin=].
* Aang and Zuko [[RunningGag are revealed to share a love for Lucky Charms]].


[[folder: Episode 8 ]]

* Zhao's fantastic line : "I went to the [[Manga/DeathNote Light Yagami]] school of strategy. I can practically predict the future."
** And its follow-up later on when things go wrong: "J-Just as planned!"
* "Dear Zuko. Stop. Hahaha. Stop. I got a promotion. Stop. Hahaha. Stop. You're horribly disfigured. Stop. Good day."
* ''Everything'' pertaining to the Blue Spirit. [[spoiler:Both of them.]]
** Especially this scene:
--->'''Aang''': "Hmm. I wonder." ''[-*takes off the Blue Spirit mask, revealing Zuko's face*-]'' "No way! That's- Oh wait, it's another mask." (RIP!)\\
[[spoiler:'''Meng''': Why, hello there, ''lover''.]]\\
''[-(''Psycho'' sting; close up on Aang's horrified face)-]''\\
'''Aang''': ''[-(running away)-]'' '''"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"'''\\
[[spoiler:'''Zuko''': ''[-(entering Aang's cell)-]'' "Avatar! Come with me if you want to- Oh, I used all my finger paint on this."]]


[[folder: Episode 9 ]]

* Zuko's MANY ButtMonkey moments over the course of the episode.
-->"Okay Zuko. Today is going to be a good day. Because you're good enough and smart enough and GOSH DARN IT, P—" ''[-*cue shirshu destroying ship*-]'' "[[ButtMonkey Oh why do I even bother?]]"
** [[ Zuko vs Aang]]
--->"That's it! I'm not gonna let myself be humiliated anymore—" ''[-*gets struck by the shirshu's tongue*-]'' "OH THIS IS JUST EXCESSIVE!"
** "Oh man, can you at least roll me over so I can pretend you're fighting?" "Zip it, Zuko!"
* This scene:
-->'''Iroh''': Oy vey, Zuko! You took a lock of that Water Tribe girl's hair?!\\
'''Zuko''': Well, yeah! I just wanted a piece of her with me everywhere I went!\\
'''Jun''': [-*{{Beat}}*-] You're a creepy little bastard, aren't ya?


[[folder: Episode 10 ]]

* This little memorable exchange.
-->'''Aang''': Yeah, what do you have to say now you...little... ''[-*sees that Teo is in a wheelchair, and therefore cannot walk*-]'' ...Eh...\\
'''Sokka''': Wow Aang, you're a real ass!
* Sokka pointing out the technological inconsistency of the inventor guy.
-->"Let me get this straight. You can invent: Tanks [-(invented in 1915)-], Jet-skis [-(invented in 1973)-], and A GIGANTIC FREAKING DRILL! [-(20XX)-] But the concept of a ''hot air balloon'' [-(invented 1783)-] eluuuuuuuuudes you."
* Before the battle:
-->'''Aang:''' So we're going to be flying towards the enemy. Into what you could call a ''zone''.\\
'''Sokka:''' Yes.\\
'''Aang:''' And that ''zone'' is filled with ''danger''.\\
'''Sokka:''' Yeessss?\\
'''Aang:''' So we're taking a metaphorical ''highway''... into what could be called... a ''danger zone''.\\
'''Sokka:''' Yes! What are you- ''[-([[MediumAwareness notices music fading in]])-]'' [[ Oh no.]]


[[folder: Episode 11 ]]

* At the very end, when Aang hears how Sokka joined the MileHighClub:
-->'''Aang:''' "You did WHAT with Yue on Appa?!"\\
'''Sokka:''' "Pipe down, Aang. We are trying to keep this on the DL"\\
'''Aang:''' "Screw the D! Don't worry, Appa - we'll burn your saddle, wash you a dozen times and find you a therapist! It's gonna be okay, buddy."
'''Appa:''' *growls* [-(Translation: "What has been seen cannot be unseen.")-]


[[folder: Other ]]

* This exchange:
--> "Whatever, M Night."\\
"That was uncalled for."
* "WHY A '''DUCK!?''' ''WHY A '''DUCK?!"'''''
* "He's... he's blue!" "Da Ba Dee, Da Ba DIE BITCH!"
* During the "Day of Black Stache" special (which centres on Haru's mustache).
-->'''Ozai''': [[ThisCannotBe Impossible]]! He's going into... [[BadassMustache the Mustache State]]!\\
'''Momo''': ''[-(in [[FunnyForeigner Mexican accent]])-]'' Oh, the Mustache State! It is ''legend''!
* The special, [[ "Zuzu's Date".]] The whole thing is a consummate [[CrowningMomentofFunny CMOF.]]
-->'''Jin''': Let's go back to my place and SCREW LIKE RABBITS!
-->'''Zuko''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I don't think rabbits can operate screwdrivers without opposable thumbs...]]
** Followed by the intense MoodWhiplash, as when Jin spells out she wants to have sex with him (in so many words), Zuko instantly transforms from whiny little bitch into suave ladies man, complete with voice deepening and [[SorryILeftTheBGMOn audible background music that comes from Zuko's burning soul.]]
* [[ "When It's Done."]] Katara sounding like Ahnold in the Terminator (either that or Ren Hoek as the Terminator). That is all.
-->'''Katara''': You heard it! I warned him! '''CRUSHING TIME NOW.'''
-->'''Aang''': No, Katara, wait--!
* "Holy crap muffins!"
* [[WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra 70 years later]], [[ a terrorist leader tries his hand at stand-up comedy]].
* From ''[[Manga/FistOfTheNorthStar Fist of the North Sokka]]'': [[ Hokuto Boomerang Ken!]] "YouAreAlreadyDead."
* Unrelated to this series but still done by the creator is [[ a parody of a scene from]] ''WesternAnimation/YoungJustice'', in which [[spoiler:Blue Beetle chews out Lagoon Boy for his constant ocean puns]]... And then realizes [[spoiler: he forgot to ask for the way out from the alien he was holding]].
--> '''Blue Beetle''': ...[[spoiler: [[OhCrap Aw, man, I totally forgot about the-]]]]
--> [[spoiler: ([[KilledMidSentence The entire base explodes]])]]