* The vast majority of Cameron's internal monologue.
* Kylar's POV of a battle.
-->Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree SKREE Skree Skree Skree Skree SKREE Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree SKREE Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree Skree SKREE!
* In case of giant genocidal demon-dragon with horde of undead, break glass.
* Cameron regularly get thrown of high places.
* Phila not remembering Cameron's name.
* The Old Man's [[FreakOut reaction]] to Cameron and Julian [[spoiler:trying to save Emmeryn, and ''succeeding'']]:
-->'''Old Man:''' "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!"
-->'''Cameron:''' "...I'm calling you Tom now."
-->'''"Tom":'''...ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?!"
* "I don't wish to panic anyone, but I believe the wine's been poisoned!" And then they start panicking. Nobles.
* The entire [[HopelessSuitor Cordelia]] and [[ObliviousToLove Chrom]] situation.
--> '''Chrom:''' "Cameron, you're married, you must know what you're doing. Help."
--> '''Cameron:''' "Chrom, Anna did all the work in this relationship." "...err, what exactly is the problem?"
--> '''Chrom:''' "Cordelia came out of nowhere and said she was in love with me. She then ran off crying."
--> '''Robin:''' "Wait, this was new to you? Chrom, the entire army knew. Literally! We all thought you just didn't want to let her down!"
--> '''Chrom:''' "...how long has this been going on?"
--> '''Cameron:''' "I'd estimate even before you caught her falling, although that didn't help matters. "...dear lord. I think it's been a few years?"
--> '''Robin:''' "That's what Frederick told me."
--> '''Chrom:''' "FREDERICK knew and he never told me?"
--> '''Cameron:''' "...it was really obvious. Like, we honestly had no clue you didn't know."
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* A lot of the Pantheon's interactions are golden.
** Xane's attempt to save Emmeryn, for one:
-->'''Xane:''' She was going to be poisoned, Death, and the Fates told me she wasn't meant to die in this timeline. So, I intervened to make sure-
-->'''Emmeryn:''' Was the poison in the wine?
-->'''Xane:''' Well yeah-
-->'''Emmeryn:''' [[FailedASpotCheck I don't]] [[EpicFail drink]].
-->{{''beat''}}
-->'''[[Literature/{{Discworld}} Discworld's Death]]:''' YOU DONE GOOFED, XANE.
-->'''Xane:''' ...shit.
** [[ComicBook/TheSandman Delirium]] singing [[Creator/MileyCyrus Wrecking Ball]].
-->'''Old Hubba:''' ...all in favor of never letting Delirium get her hands on any Earth-55 pop music ever again?
-->*[[TakeThat a few thousand hands go up]]*
-->-->'''Old Hubba:''' So it is decreed.
* Sumia's endless torrent of DoubleEntendre at Cordelia's afterparty.
* Lucina's first POV chapter opens with her stating her intense dislike of Mal, who was previously seen [[spoiler: in a relationship with Lucina's little sister, Severa, who [[KnightTemplarBigSister she appears to be overprotective of]].]] She's going to have an anuerism.
** ''Cynthia and Owain must notunder any circumstances meet this man.''
* Lucina has her anuerism.
* How Cam keeps Lucien out of his head. Ending with "My little pony, my little pony".