* The ''Velociraptor'''s [[http://askvelociraptor.tumblr.com/post/23916313452/if-you-wanna-get-rich-as-a-paleontologist-youve response]] to someone wanting to locate his whereabouts in order to make money off of his existence.
* The ''Velociraptor'' attempting to [[http://askvelociraptor.tumblr.com/post/21192401724/im-gonna-say-some-form-of-tyrannosauroid identify]] what kind of dinosaur "[[MeaningfulName Poorlydrawndinosaur]]" is.
* One [[http://askvelociraptor.tumblr.com/post/14969452138/and-i-dont-huh questioner]] doesn't appear to have been reading the same blog as everyone else.
* "[[http://askvelociraptor.tumblr.com/post/14424456634/if-i-attempt-the-former-it-usually-ends-in-the Ground up or tree down?]]"
* ''Velociraptor'' [[http://askvelociraptor.tumblr.com/post/14408576765/not-soccer-football-thats-for-sure can't play soccer]].
* Someone [[http://askvelociraptor.tumblr.com/post/14330918072/u-um-id-rather-you-didnt-theres-plenty-of asking Velociraptor to give him a piggy back ride]]. ''Velociraptor'' is less than pleased about the idea.
* ''Velociraptor'' [[http://askvelociraptor.tumblr.com/post/25304512412/i-was-notified-by-an-alvarezsaur-that-i-now-have-a discovering the TV Tropes page]] for his blog and lamphading JustForFun/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife .