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* (NSFW) [[http://askpinkaminadianepie.tumblr.com/ Ask Pinkamina Diane Pie]], which is essentially ''Fanfic/CupcakesSergeantSprinkles'': The Blog. Those who like it say it's CreepyAwesome; it has moments like this [[http://askpinkaminadianepie.tumblr.com/post/9240816355 gem]].
** One particularly memorable scene has Pinkamena answering questions while Scootaloo is mutilating a body in a bathtub. Eventually, the following exchange occurs:
--->'''Tumblr:''' Out of rape, bondage, and cannibalism (And anything else we don't know about), which is your favorite 'hobby'?
--->'''Pinkamena:''' I prefer cannibalism personally.
--->'''Scootaloo:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice I like rape!]]
* Also NSFW, [[http://ask-lil-miss-rarity.tumblr.com/ Ask Lil' Miss Rarity]] features a few moments of DullSurprise from the [[VillainProtagonist titular]] [[NightmareFetishist character]], such as waking up with [[EyeScream her eyes replaced by buttons]], or realizing that she's gone completely insane.
** [[http://lilmissrarity.com/post/40592933028 Sweetie Belle finding Rarity's inbox open]].
* This [[http://askoctavia.tumblr.com/ Octavia]] blog, in all her classy glory. Features frequent guest appearances from Vinyl Scratch and Pinkie Pie.[[note]] This blog takes an interesting take on the "Octavia is Pinkie's sister" theory by making them cousins. [[http://askoctavia.tumblr.com/post/8703146394 She is also aware of the 4th wall.]][[/note]]
* Pretty much anything on [[http://statued-discord-replies.tumblr.com/ Statued Discord replies]]. Example: when some Anon called [[http://statued-discord-replies.tumblr.com/ Statued Discord's]] plan ''[[FelonyMisdemeanor orderly]]'', he pretty much packed up and ''[[http://ask-statueddiscord.tumblr.com/post/15826194677/im-outta-here left]]''.
* [[http://ask-dj-p0n3.tumblr.com/ Ask DJ P0N-3]]. [[NoodleIncident Why are there so many]] [[http://ask-dj-p0n3.tumblr.com/post/10070329525/the-brochure-said-there-would-only-be-a-few hamsters]]??
* [[http://asksurprise.tumblr.com/ Ask Surprise]], the G1 pony Pinkie is based on, and perhaps even ''crazier than Pinkie''.
* [[http://askrubypinch.tumblr.com/ Ask Ruby Pinch]], [[TheAlcoholic Berry Punch]]'s daughter, takes being adorable to new levels. Also [[http://askrubypinch.tumblr.com/post/9258444822/whats-your-favorite-type-of-hat Sweetie Belle is Ruby's hat]].
* [[http://asktwist.tumblr.com/ Ask Twist]], who apparently has to type in her lisp due to a faulty "S" key and has many hand drawn responses that vary between adorable and hilarious, such as [[http://asktwist.tumblr.com/post/7530273895/as-cute-as-you-may-seem-i-know-the-truth-satan this little gem]].
* [[http://askblueblood.tumblr.com/ Ask Blueblood]], which ends up making him likable (while still keeping him in character.)
** ''[[http://askblueblood.tumblr.com/post/10754384138/can-smell-my-fear-but-cant-realize-we-dont-use Auntie can smell your fear!]]''
** There's also [[http://askblueblood.tumblr.com/post/10652785024/a-clueless-and-oblivious-stallion-wouldve-assumed this]] [[http://rarityanswers.tumblr.com/post/10656347927/askblueblood-i-i-i-feel-so-betrayed-leave hilarious]] exchange he has with one of the [[http://rarityanswers.tumblr.com/ Rarity]] blogs. Be sure to read the comments under the pictures!
** [[http://askblueblood.tumblr.com/post/11265420949/you-know-i-dont-want-to-be-that-guy-but speaking of which...]]
** [[http://askblueblood.tumblr.com/post/14334564477/shes-ameeerrriicaaa-maaade Pink]][[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HulkHogan amania]].
* [[http://askthepiesisters.tumblr.com/ Ask the Pie Sisters]], a relatively short and very cute blog about the rock farming Pie sisters: Light grey-maned, blue-grey bodied Blinkie Pie; Teal-maned, light grey bodied Inkie Pie; and Mane 6 Pinkie Pie (the sisters tried using [[PaperThinDisguise 'Pinky']] as her pseudonym, but Pinkie didn't quite get the hang of it).
** Included is some interesting facts about [[http://askthepiesisters.tumblr.com/post/10687384719 rock farming]] and this brony gave a [[https://derpiboo.ru/531203 theory on Pinkie Sense]] on the Derpibooru post. Rock farmers would have to be sensitive to the raw magic currents so that they can optimise the effects of the growth of the minerals and metals in the rocks. Pinkie, on the other hand, is ''super sensitive'' to the raw magic currents. So sensitive that she can even pick up on ''pony magic currents'' and basically '''detect what is going to happen on a local level'''. These premonitions are manifested in the various twitches and spasms she has shown.
* How about [[http://friendlytwilight.tumblr.com/ Ask Friendly Twilight?]] Lesson Zero Twilight? Demon Mailmare Derpy? It's got it here...
* [[http://askicepack.tumblr.com/ Ask Ice Pack]] is about a male escort zebra in Ponyville. HilarityEnsues.
** For a start, [[http://askicepack.tumblr.com/post/12817997143/ his encounters with the main cast.]]
---> '''Fluttershy:''' ''I'M NOT PAYING YOU TO TALK.''
** [[http://askicepack.tumblr.com/post/12833592366/ His encounter with Trixie.]]
** [[http://askicepack.tumblr.com/post/12902793705/ "Oh. Hello. I am here to have sex with you."]]
** [[http://askicepack.tumblr.com/post/17647077550/happy-hearts-and-hooves-day Looks like someone doesn't have a special somepony.]]
*** [[http://askicepack.tumblr.com/post/17662448455/how-did-this-happen How did this happen]]
* [[http://askvelvet.tumblr.com/ Velvet's]] visit from Surprise [[GroinAttack didn't end]] [[http://askvelvet.tumblr.com/post/19029015858 well.]]
** [[http://askvelvet.tumblr.com/post/20347820727 Then came this.]]
** [[http://askvelvet.tumblr.com/post/20792275901 How she deals with rowdy customers.]]
* [[http://woonastuck.tumblr.com/ Moonstuck]] should be added as well. Imagine ''Webcomic/MSPaintAdventures'', only with "Woona" put in. With Egophiliac's fantastic art, bizarre sense of humor, and plethora of references, it certainly belongs here.
* [[http://asksmartybelle.tumblr.com/post/13772614374/better-luck-next-time-kid Smarty Belle helping a sick Rarity.]]
* [[http://ask-echo-wonderbolt.tumblr.com/ Echo the Wonderbolt]] asked people for names to pair with herself for the love calculator. [[http://ask-echo-wonderbolt.tumblr.com/post/13818581045/sorry-not-all-got-a-drawn-responses-some-are Guess who had the highest percentage?]]
** And then came [[http://ask-echo-wonderbolt.tumblr.com/post/13929655887/i-have-a-feeling-this-is-going-to-become-a this]].
*** Apparently, in a post on the "Ask Molestia" blog, Echo accidentally walked in on Celestia having sex...or something. It was so horrifying, that Echo ran from the room screaming "AAGH MY POOR SIGHTLESS EYES!" Yes, Echo has been blind since birth. Apparently Molestia having sex is just that horrifying.
* [[http://askartpastel.tumblr.com/ Ask Art Pastel]] is a very new one about a literal "starving artist". So far it's given us [[http://askartpastel.tumblr.com/post/15239672963/but-seriously-though-theyre-just-freckles this.]]
** [[http://askartpastel.tumblr.com/post/16208052091/pinkie-pie-gave-it-to-me-as-a-housewarming-gift He was assured it was hot sauce.]]
* [[http://askikeapony.tumblr.com/ Ask Pia Ikea]] follows the Ponyville representative for IKEA. She enjoys her work so much that she counts sheep and even gives her daughter Maude TheTalk in the style of furniture assembly instructions. Her cousin Maja shows up to answer questions as well.
* [[http://dan-vs-fim.tumblr.com/ Dan vs. FIM]], while not strictly a ask blog, still has some questions answered from time to time. Almost every post is hilarious, but one of the best has to be when [[http://dan-vs-fim.tumblr.com/post/16049528709 Dan steals Fluttershy's things while Twilight's speaking with her]].
** At one point, someone calls Dan out, saying he's "enjoying all that Twilight '[[UnusualEuphemism plot]]'". [[http://dan-vs-fim.tumblr.com/post/15890618797 This is the response.]] [[spoiler: It also doubles as a TakeThat.]]
* While it's mostly a dark, story-driven blog, with some risque stuff thrown in, [[http://askdiscordwhooves.tumblr.com/ Ask Discord Whooves]] can be pretty hilarious at times, usually either when the Doctor gives [[DeadpanSnarker snappy responses]] to stupid questions or encounters somepony who's ''not'' instantly won over by his charm. Or when the "pet" [[http://misspinkamena.tumblr.com/ Miss Pinkamena]] gave him shows up to [[http://askdiscordwhooves.tumblr.com/post/17298389423/oh-god-it-knows-how-to-climb interrupt]] a routine answering-session.
** [[http://askdiscordwhooves.tumblr.com/post/16854834624/i-swear-to-god-if-i-see-one-more-sentence And then there's his reaction to "My Little Dashie."]]
** The [[BreatherEpisode breather posts]] can get also get [[http://askdiscordwhooves.tumblr.com/post/18963719333/oh-god-cows-talk-too delightfully nonsensical.]]
* [[http://askchubbydiamond.tumblr.com/ Ask Chubby Diamond Tiara,]] a fairly recent ask blog about, well, [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin chubby Diamond Tiara.]] So far, it's given us [[http://askchubbydiamond.tumblr.com/post/18323884576 this.]]
** The humanized DT explains [[http://askchubbydiamond.tumblr.com/post/37861023884 how she lost her taste for winter sports]].
** Some LiteralistSnarking [[http://askchubbydiamond.tumblr.com/post/43175913909 here]].
* From Ask Hoops and Dumbbell: [[http://askhoopsanddumbbell.tumblr.com/post/20339561184/april-fools-i-figure-most-of-you-probably-saw Hoops' April Fools Prank doesn't quite go as planned.]]
* [[http://askspikedadragon.tumblr.com/ Ask Spike Da Dragon.]] It is ''insane!''
** Spike may be called a baby, but he's [[http://askspikedadragon.tumblr.com/post/26897081159/a-baby-dragon-shouldnt-have-to-put-up-with-this 100% man]].
* Firefly of fireflysays [[http://fireflysays.tumblr.com/post/25416833977/dear-lord-what-have-i-done burns Discord]].
* Sweetie Belle from Ask the Crusaders [[http://ask-thecrusaders.tumblr.com/post/31288221040/ill-think-of-something-better thinks of an explanation to give to Rarity]] about what happened during the ''Webcomic/VocationalDeathCruise''.
-->'''Sweetie Belle'': Hey Rarity! Guess what? I'M A NUDIST!
* [[http://mlp-real.tumblr.com/post/20225400997/ Pinkie Pie: Breaking the fourth wall]] [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} and thinking with portals.]]
** [[http://mlp-real.tumblr.com/post/22507068873/ Who wouldn't be scared in this situation?]]
** [[http://mlp-real.tumblr.com/post/20728927979/ Never miss a welcome party from Pinkie Pie, or else you'll receive her surprise edition.]]
* [[http://ask-bubblini.tumblr.com/ Ask Bubblini DaVinci Berry]]. While it is NSFW, and is essentially based off of ''Fanfic/CupcakesSergeantSprinkles'', it has many of these. Here's a perfect [[http://ask-blogger-dusk.tumblr.com/post/37557415508/more-you-perverts example]].
** Here's what happened at last year's [[http://ask-bubblini.tumblr.com/post/37558391081/my-brother-is-cool-and-i-do-love-him-but-well Christmas party]]
* Probably funny in an schadenfreude way, but in the Rarity crossover blog A Touch of Diamonds, someone suggested they bring all the Opals from their respective dimensions to play. [[spoiler: So ''of course'' Lil' Miss Rarity [[http://atouchofdiamonds.tumblr.com/post/41719933503/lmr-i-know-my-wittle-opal-wopal-will-be-a-good brings the Pinkamena doll that has Opal's heart in it.]]]] Cue all the Opals staring in horror.
* The ENTIRE PREMISE of [[http://cheesewiz.tumblr.com/ Ask Trixie and Cheese]]. The [[HeelFaceTurn newly-reformed]][[JerkWithAHeartOfGold -but-still-kind-of-arrogant]] Trixie meets Cheese Sandwich while the two of them are WalkingTheEarth and Cheese decides to hang out with her. HilarityEnsues.