* The "Jackanory" scene from the second season finale.
* "I promise not to twang his red braces... more than once."
* Alex dirty dancing with Ray.
* "It's not like I've SHAGGED AN ENTIRE RUGBY TEAM!"
** "I bet she has."
* Chris's reaction to the butt plug:
-->'''Chris''': Must have bloody big ears.
-->'''Alex''': Wrong orifice, Chris.
-->'''Chris''': ... what?
-->'''Gene''': It goes up your arse!
* "They have sex, Gene. Sweaty, muscular, male sex. Get used to it."
* In 1.07: While speculating on the perpetrators of an armed robbery [[CowboyCop Gene]] refers to the idea of a previously unknown gang as [[NewKidsOnTheBlock the new kids on the block]], in 1981. Alex gives this a quick lampshade, drops it due to other stress, and is blindsided by Chris calling them the [[BackstreetBoys back street boys]]. Bonus points for Chris still somewhat being NewMeat.
* In 1.08: Alex, meet Pink Tank. Pink Tank, meet Unfortunate blue Ford Escort. Glorious.
* "I'm imagining you imagining paying for sex with me in my imaginary role as an imaginary street whore."
* Ray going undercover in the gay bar. (A bit HilariousInHindsight, too...)
--> '''Alex''': It's a great opportunity.
--> '''Ray''': Who bloody FOR?
* Chris's striptease apology to Shaz from 2.01. Complete with Hot Chocolate's ''[[TheFullMonty You Sexy Thing]]'' and dialogue. And his tripping on his undies while trying to kiss Shaz crowns it all.
* The scene in the chip shop where Ray...um. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stvF0LGEVEQ here]]
-->'''Ray''': * picking up the fried item* Oh you beauty...
* The cast singing "Uptown Girl" in 3x02.
* Gene's freakout over the Dutch gangsters [[spoiler: destroying the Quattro]] in the finale:
-->'''Gene''': OI! I'M ARRESTING YOU FOR [[spoiler: MURDERING MY CAR]], YOU DYKE-DIGGING TOSSPOT!
-->"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you do say will be taken down, ripped up and shoved down your scrawny little throat."