[[caption-width-right:350: That sound is Aquaman being RescuedFromTheScrappyHeap.]]

* "That's your weakness, Namor. You're too noble to cheat."
* Store owner [[DirtyOldMan Randy]]. He's such a [[CardCarryingVillain cliche]], it's hard not to laugh.
* Finding out Sharks are the ocean's Ditz:
--> Shark1: *seeing a hole Aquaman cut in a net to them out* It's true. Look, he has cut a hole in it.
--> Shark2: It's a very nice hole.
--> Shark3: Yes, let's look at it some more.