* It's common in the series for the characters to treat many of the bizarre and surreal situations as UnusuallyUninterestingSight[=s=]. One notable example would be in "T-Shirt of the Living Dead", where [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Meatwad uses his magical T-Shirt to summon a giant monster in the shape of an Easter egg out of his mind into Carl's front yard]]. Carl's response?
'''Meatwad:''' Well, that's probably Eggzilla, Carl. He's that fire breathin' Easter egg, come out of my mind.\\
'''Carl:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Of course]].
** Afterwards, once Eggzilla and his new girlfriend that Meatwad conjured up for him destroy Carl's house, Carl practically loses it and aids them in the destruction of his own property.
-->'''Carl:''' Hey, make sure the house is completely crushed if you could!
* [[Music/BlackLabelSociety Zakk Wylde]]'s appearance in "Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary" after recording a terrible new version of the birthday song with Master Shake.
--> '''Zakk Wylde:''' Why did I even get wasted and work with [Shake]? I mean, this isn't even a real microphone! It's a stick with a marshmallow on it!
** Shake also roped Geddy Lee of ''Music/{{Rush}}'' into singing on it, and he craps himself when he sees Lee's plane with the "Fly By Night" artwork sitting in his driveway.
* Anything and ''everything'' that Dr. Weird ever says or does, but the moment most would nominate for the top spot is when he announces "GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD... CORN!"
* It manages to be just as hilarious the second time, too;
-->'''Dr. Weird''': GENTLEMEN! I BRING YOU... ''[shutter opens up]'' MORE CORN!\\
'''Steve''': Uh, gee, I dunno man... I mean, after [[CallBack last time]]--\\
'''Dr. Weird:''' THIS TIME SHALL BE DIFFERENT! ''[cackles]''\\
* ''{{beat}}''*\\
'''Steve:''' Well, alright... cause I am hungry again--\\
''[corn launches at him and pins him to the wall]''\\
* The first appearance of the Mooninites:
-->'''Dr. Weird''': Gentleman... BEHOLD! ''[shutter opens, revealing a wall of amps]'' Are you ready to '''ROCK?'''\\
''(awkward silence)''\\
'''Steve''': U-um, I-I'm ready to ro--\\
* Then there was that time Dr. Weird somehow got a snake inside of his hair helmet.
-->'''Dr. Weird:''' *The snake is coiled around his neck* Steve...
-->'''Steve:''' Yeah?
-->'''Dr. Weird:''' Pick up that stick... and slowly... and carefully now... AGITATE THE HELL OUT OF THIS SNAKE!
-->'''Steve:''' Aw hell no!
* Dr. Weird introducing Moth-Monster-Man:
-->'''Dr. Weird''': HAHAHAHAHA! GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD! ''[doors open, Moth-Monster-man is revealed...]'' Moth-Monst-''[and flies out through the rabbit hole]'' OH NO! MOTHMONSTERMAN NO! COME BACK!\\
'''Steve''': He has escaped!\\
'''Dr. Weird''': Yes. Through the hole! ''[slips and falls]'' MY BANANA!
* The entire live-action episode is comic gold. There's something about seeing Meatwad as a faceless inanimate exercise ball that's really funny for some reason.
** In particular, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dft_e7T8JE David Long Jr. as Carl]]. Fan opinion was somewhat divided on the rest, but ''everyone'' agreed he absolutely nailed it.
* [[EscalatingWar Spacecataz.]] That is all.
** "Everything you say is boring."
** When the Plutonians begin their prank war with the Mooninites:
--->'''Oglethorpe''': Oh no, he did not do that! That dude back there just [[FlippingTheBird flipped me off]]!\\
''[Back at the Mooninites' ship, Ignigknot is flashing an extra-large middle finger.]''\\
'''Err''': Did he see it?\\
'''Ignigknot''': Oh yes he did.\\
''[Back to the Plutonians]''\\
'''Oglethorpe''': Stop the ship!\\
'''Emory''': Okay, but we're not supposed to stop it at this speed...\\
'''Oglethorpe''': STOP IT AT THIS SPEED!\\
''[The ship comes to an abrupt halt, and they both crash through the window.]''\\
'''Err''': Oh man, that was so--[[OhCrap oh man, he's backin' up!]] ''[[SoundEffectBleep (beep)]]''IN FLY' HE'S BACKIN' UP! COME ON!\\
'''Ignigknot''': No. ''(flashes a second extra-large middle finger)'' We'll double his pleasure.\\
'''Err''': Take TWO, muddamuchacos!\\
'''Ignigknot''': And call us in the morning.\\
'''Err''': [[{{Metaphorgotten}} Yeah, call us! We'll be drunk!]]
* Ignigknot doing roll call at the meeting for all the villains seen so far:
-->'''Ignigknot''': Romulox...?\\
'''Romulox''': [[WaxingLyrical Here I am, rock you like a hurricane]].\\
'''Ignigknot''': Happy Time Harry...?\\
''[Happy Time Harry vomits.]''\\
'''Ignigknot''': [[LargeHam Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future]]...?\\
'''Cybernetic Ghost''': ''[as smoke blows around him]'' [[foldercontrol]]

[[folder: Thousands of years ago, before Creator/Sigourney Weaver ]]
'''Ignigknot''': Just-just "here" will do fine.\\
'''Cybernetic Ghost''': ...[[/folder]]

[[folder: Here ]]
'''Err''': And NO SMOKING! ''[jumping up and down in place]'' GIMME A SMOKE, GIMME A SMOKE, GIMME A SMOKE!\\
'''Ignigknot''': Err, control yourself. Stick to the patch.\\
'''Err''': ''[to the Ghost]'' And you! Tell another story!\\
'''Cybernetic Ghost''': ''[as smoke blows around him]'' [[/folder]]

[[folder: Thousands of years ago, I survived the quickening... ]]
'''Err''': ''(breathing in)'' Mmmm... smooth and menthol-y.\\
'''Ignigknot''': Emory and Oglethorpe...?\\
''[awkward silence]''\\
'''Err''': Ha-HA!\\
'''Ignigknot''': "...were not invited" is the correct end to that sentence.\\
'''Err''': Put a period on that!\\
'''Ignigknot''' Plutonians are teh suck[[note]]This is how the closed captioning reads for this statement.[[/note]]
* In "Revenge of the Mooninites", the Mooninites get their hands on a "Music/{{Foreigner}} Belt" and cause all kinds of trouble for Frylock and the gang. When Err tries to use the belt on Shake, he finds that it doesn't work as intended:
-->'''Err:''' Are you ready to Work for the Weekend? 'Cuz I'm gonna Turn You Loose to Hot Girls in Love!\\
(Shake stands in the middle of the street waiting for his promised "hot girls", but no one comes)\\
'''Err:''' Man, how come it ain't workin' on him?\\
'''Ignignokt:''' Because those are Music/{{Loverboy}} songs, Err...and Loverboy has always sucked.\\
'''Carl:''' (shouting from offscreen) No they don't! I saw them in '85 at Madison Square and they kicked ass!
* Dr. Weird interrupting the shot of South Jersey Island by [[spoiler:popping in front of the screen and shouting "BULL SH[[SoundEffectBleep [bleep]]]!"]]
* With Shake, Frylock and Meatwad out of their home, a handful of [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siren sirens]] move in. Two beautiful women... and [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Kruk John Kruk]]. (Which is even funnier not because he was on the '93 NL champion Phillies, but because he's a local demigod in the South Jersey/Philadelphia area). His attempts at "singing" are one of the funniest things seen on ATHF.
** And the sirens were Neko Case and Kelly Hogan, which is a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome for indie rock/alt country fans.
** If you think that's funny, you should see [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyFx6cnoBXY Carl's attempts at "dancing"]]. The Sirens' and John Kruk's reactions seal the deal.
-->'''Sirens''': [Singing] ~We do not like it...~
-->'''John Kruk''': [Moves toward Carl] ...That kinda [[CaptainObvious means they don't like it]], Carl.
* At the end of one episode, Frylock buys a new television after spending the whole episode talking about how TV is bad for you, resulting in this gem.
-->'''Meatward:''' I thought you said TV was bad.
-->'''Frylock:''' Oh it is... ''but we f*** ing need it!''
* The end of "Dumber Days" when Meatwad is brought down to normal... while he was in the middle of giving out "Flying Car Rides" (with Carl's car), making the car land on Carl's roof.
-->'''Carl''': Oh, do not tell me that THAT IS MY CAR UP THERE ON THE ROOF!\\
'''Meatwad''': okay, we won't.\\
'''Carl''': Get it down!\\
'''Meatwad''': Okay.\\
'''Carl''': Wait, no, don't--''[Carl's car lands with a loud crash, totaled in the process]'' DAMN IT!
* Pretty much the entirety of "Super Spore".
** This classic gem after Frylock sends Travis of the Cosmos to timeout for swearing:
-->'''Meatwad''': Only adults like us are allowed to say damn, bitch, ass, and hell. [[ClusterFBomb So get your helling, damning ass in that bitching damn room, damn it!]]\\
(Frylock angrily stares at Meatwad)\\
'''Meatwad''': What? Damn, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch I was just helping you out, bitch!]]\\
(GilliganCut to Meatwad's room where Travis and Meatwad are in the time-out corners)\\
'''Meatwad''' (to Travis): You shouldn't mouth off like that.
* When Meatwad gets into the medicine cabinet in the "Robositter" episode. Not only does he turn into a flower and speak like some kind of guru, but when Meatwad's trip goes bad... well, his image of Frylock is something that must be seen to be believed.
** '''GENTLEMEN, [[http://www.flickr.com/photos/jhirsch/532813468/ BEHOLD!]]'''
*** GeniusBonus: Hallucination!Frylock is based on the schizophrenic cat art of [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Wain Louis Wain.]]
* In the episode where Meatwad gets the ability to see the future, he has a vision in which Frylock walks out the door and suddenly explodes. Frylock decides to go outside to prove Meatwad wrong. Cue an explosion from outside. [[spoiler: Frylock suddenly comes back in and says, in a perfectly deadpan voice:]]
-->[[spoiler: "The... dog blew up again."]]
* The entirety of "Multiple Meat".
** Especially "3 Million Bottles of Beer on the Wall":
-->'''Meatwad #17''': Wait, I got mixed up. Start over!
** And when they finally finish the song ''27 years later'':
-->'''Meatwad #1''': Hehehe, that was fun!\\
'''Meatwad #2''': Yep, that was fun!\\
'''Meatwad #3''': That was fun.\\
'''Meatwad #4''': Well now what do we do?\\
'''Meatwad #1''': I suppose we can sit here and get to know each other. Or we could sing that song one more cotton-picking time!
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Grab my potatoes, Carl"]]
* The ending of "{{Juggalo}}" with the court scene, particularly the Music/InsaneClownPosse saying they work for the community and that they spit fire.
* "Global Grilling". Shake buys a new barbecue grill--the [[{{Trope 2000}} Char-Nobyl 6000]]. It uses radioactive material to cook, and even on Super-Low it's enough to cause a global environmental disaster (it's not even supposed to be in the country; even Carl's shoulder hair and ''the clouds'' catch fire). The next day, the grill has scorched the entire neighborhood. Meatwad throws a pan out the front door, which promptly ''explodes''.
** At the end of the episode, Shake gives a patriotic speech about [[spoiler:[[SpoofAesop the importance of eating your boogers,]] [[SpaceWhaleAesop so that the Mucusoids don't take over the world and enslave humanity!]]]]
* Master Shake goes completely DrunkWithPower when he steals Frylock's contact lenses in "Laser Lenses". A list of grievances include:
** Repeatedly mouthing off to (and then blasting) Carl.
** Forcing Carl to order him Chinese take-out, and then blasting him when he whimsically changes his order.
*** And in the process burned down his house and scorched his lawn into a charred wreck.
** Terry's "cosmetic surgery" at the end of the episode (to replace Frylock's bad surgery, he ends up giving him eye-tits).
* This exchange between Dr. Weird and Steve:
-->'''Steve''': ''[enter]'' Hey, I'm back from lunch--\\
'''Dr. Weird''': WHERE'S MINE?!\\
'''Steve''': Um... I thought you said you don't like to eat, cause, you said food makes you really... ''[Dr. Weird rips his brain out from the back of his head]'' ...uh...crazy?\\
'''Dr. Weird''': ''THIS'' MAKES ME REALLY CRAZY! ''[collapses, dead; brain starts floating]''\\
'''Dr. Weird's Brain''': Gimme some fries, boy!\\
''[Dr. Weird's brain chases Steve, shooting lasers at him]''
* This exchange:
'''Steve''': Hey, uh... who was that on the phone?\\
'''Dr. Weird''': [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Um, no one... er]]--HEY! LET'S ''[produces massive needle]'' [[SureLetsGoWithThat HIGHLIGHT YOUR HAIR!]]\\
'''Steve''': But I like my hair this color--\\
''[Steve gets jabbed in the neck with the needle and immediately collapses]''\\
'''Dr. Weird''': IT BEGINS!
* Dr. Weird appears playing with a little spider...which actually formed from Steve's eyeball. He summons Steve's other eye as he writhes on the ground, crying in pain.
* Yet another exchange between Dr. Weird and Steve.
-->'''Dr. Weird''': GENTLEMEN...''WHO STOLE MY HAIRARIUM?!''\\
'''Steve''': Y-your...what?\\
'''Dr. Weird''': ''MY HAIR HELMET!!''\\
'''Steve''': Oh...t-that's right there...on your head.\\
'''Dr. Weird''': Oh...({{beat}})...''BULLS**T!''
* A little CarnivoreConfusion... well, a ''lot'' of CarnivoreConfusion:
-->'''Steve''': ''[talking on a phone]'' Uh, yeah. Uh, six inch on wheat, no mayo... uh, hang on. Uh, Dr. Weird?\\
'''Dr. Weird''': ''[with his hand behind his back]'' MY ASS HAS FINALLY DECIDED TO EAT MY HAND! ''(sharp convulsion)'' IT HUNGERS... FOR MORE!\\
''[Dr. Weird's entire body gets sucked in until there's nothing left but a small ball of flesh with a piece of Dr. Weird's muumuu sticking out.]''\\
'''Steve''': ''[[[UnusuallyUninterestingSight completely unfazed and returns to talking on the phone]]]'' Uh, yeah, just the one hoagie.
* This bit:
-->''*Dr. Weird is wearing a tribal headdress*''\\
'''Steve''': ''*as Dr. Weird places a hand on his shoulder*'' Yeah, hey... y'know what, this is my two weeks' notice--\\
'''Dr. Weird:''' [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext SAMHAIN...]] ''*he [[AndShowItToYou tears out Steve's spinal column]]*'' '''[[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext FOREVER!!]]'''\\
''*Steve collapses onto the floor as Dr. Weird [[LaughingMad laughs manaically]]*''\\
'''Dr. Weird''': Ho ho.
* LOOK AT THIS UNIT! ''[strips, revealing a body you would find on a Ken doll]''
* "Yeah, I wrote that. It's called 'I Wanna Rock Your Body'... and then in parentheses it says 'To The Break Of Dawn'."
* A whole lot from "Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future":
** When the titular robot enters Carl's room, Carl is [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight completely calm throughout the entire "conversation" he has with him]].
** Child-Carl's Christmas gift. Which is a piece of carpet. Which is also his dinner.
*** Also Child-Carl is only a little less bald than adult Carl and already has his pot belly and wife beater.
** That Carl's house was built upon elfin graves, hence why his pool was filled with elfin blood.
*** [[NoodleImplements It somehow creates babies.]]
** "Wait, who unionized?" "[[/folder]]

[[folder: Wouldn't you like to know? Probably [[Your Mom your mama ]]
** Also: "[[/folder]]

[[folder: You must give of yourself to the Great Red Ape. ]]
" "Okay, how much?" ''"[[/folder]]

[[folder: Sexually. ]]
-->Frylock: You don't need to go Carl! You could do that....''other'' thing...
-->Carl: Yeah, no thanks Fryman. I'm not gonna get ''humped'' by a ''red gorilla in space''.
** Cybernetic Ghost ''hiding'' from Danzig and his sprinklers of blood.
** Danzig buying the house specifically because it's haunted by a cybernetic ghost and has blood dripping from the walls.
-->'''Danzig:''' Is there any chance we could get the blood to flow UP the walls?
-->'''Cybernetic Ghost:''' "[[/folder]]

[[folder: I don't see why not. ]]
* In "Rubberman", the flashback when Carl [[GroinAttack got nipped in the stones by a killer whale]].
* An ''Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1'' example: all of the "Lasagna" episode, which [[WordOfGod Dave himself]] said is the closest thing to ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes'' as possible.
* The ending of "Moon Master", with Err trying to face the Gorgatron.
--> '''Ignignokt:''' He said no, Err. With his foot.
* The culmination of the f-bombs running gag in "Total Re-Carl":
--> '''Meatwad:''' ''[dead serious]'' [[GoshDangItToHeck Fudge you, butthole.]]
** When Frylock analyzes Carl's brain to text, the screen is covered in obscenities with the f-bombs strategically covered.
** "Here ya go, Shawn Cassidy."
** The look on Shake's face when he sees Carl's head attached to the body of an old black guy.
** Frylock rebuilds Carl by giving him a military suit and arming him with weapons of mass destruction. He only [[DidntThinkThisThrough realizes it's a bad idea]] when it's ''Shake'' [[DumbassHasAPoint who calls him out on it]].
-->'''Frylock:''' I give you the ultimate in military hardware complete with laser cannon, indestructible titanium exoskeleton and motion-activated plasma pulse rifles.\\
'''Shake:''' And you're gonna '''''plug him in!?'''''\\
'''Frylock:''' You're right. Damn, what the hell was I thinking?
* The entirety of the Broodwich episode.
** Meatwad repeatedly mishearing Frylock saying that Shake found the Broodwich.
-->'''Frylock:''' That's... the Broodwich!\\
'''Meatwad:''' The boob witch?\\
'''Frylock:''' No no, Meatwad, the Broodwich. The Broodwich!\\
'''Meatwad:''' Wait, wait, say what?\\
'''Frylock:''' Broodwich!\\
'''Meatwad:''' [[Film/TheBlairWitchProject The Blair Witch]] is here? \\
'''Frylock:''' No no, the Broodwich!\\
'''Shake:''' I'll tell you what it is, friends. It's shut up and let me eat it!
** The disembodied voice and Shake ripping on Frylock for reading ''Vogue''.
** Meatwad planting Frylock's azalea bushes by throwing them down the hole where Shake found the Broodwich.
** Meatwad tells Shake that Jerry from the other dimension is a "nice guy what you get to know him" despite him repeatedly trying to kill Shake with an axe. Shake believes him and [[LethallyStupid takes another bite of the Broodwich]].
-->'''Frylock:''' Wow, so you're saying it was fun?\\
'''Meatwad:''' Hell no! That sumbitch had an axe!
* The Mooninites' completely opposing reactions to seeing Frylock's EyeBeams for the first time.
-->'''Ignignokt''': What was that?
-->'''Err''': Whoa, did those just come out of your eyes?
-->'''Ignignokt''': They're primitive.
-->'''Err''': Damn, those are fast, man.
-->'''Ignignokt''': We are not impressed.
-->'''Err''': Hey, wasn't that cool?
* The whole of the episode ''Gee-whiz'' - from the moment that they start to explain Standards and Practices until Ted Nugent comes out wearing a badger and everything before, after and in-between.
--> '''Ted Nugent:''' It is I, Ted Nugent, and if any of you don't got a gun, a knife, handkerchief, and a Chap-Stick, get the f''[GUITAR RIFF]''k outta here!
** From earlier in the same episode, the SoundEffectBleep resulting from said Standards And Practices. When Meatwad is supposedly "pregnant", at one point he launches into a foul-mouthed rant:
-->'''Meatwad''': Oh boy, I apologise. My hormones are going nuts! Now please, if you would, get the ''[ELEPHANT TRUMPET]'' out of my way. I mean, how many times do I gotta ''[ALARM BELL]'' write ice cream on this ''[SQUEAK]'' list, before someone gets his ''[HORSE WHINNY]'' in gear, and brings home the ''[OWL HOOT]'' ice cream! Maybe I should get a steak knife and etch it in your mother''[CORK POP]'' forehead! How hard can it ''[SQUEAK]'' be? Ice mother''[DRUMROLL]'' cream! I guess that's the price I pay for living with two ''[DIAL TONE]'' morons!
-->'''Meatwad:''' *slams door and leaves*
-->'''Shake:''' [[HypocriticalHumor ...What happened to courtesy? Did it just...disappear?]]
* Meta example- at the end of "The Cubing", both the real Wisdom Cube and his brother, the Dumbassahedron, float up in the air and get shredded to bits by a passing helicopter. [[StockFootage That helicopter happens to be]] an [[WesternAnimation/SwatKats Enforcer chopper]]. Clearly, [[RedshirtArmy Commander Feral's chopper backup]] was so late, they entered another show by mistake.
* This exchange in "Super Computer" when Shake accuses Frylock of being a witch when Frylock's new supercomputer vanishes into thin air:
-->'''Frylock:''' I had to suspend the RAM in a colloidal fluid, [[TechnoBabble (etc...)]]
-->'''Shake:''' Because you're a ''witch'' and you made it disappear with your evil magic!
-->'''Meatwad:''' He's a witch?!
-->'''Frylock:''' *deadpan* I'm not a witch.
-->'''Shake:''' Oh yeah!
-->'''Frylock:''' I'm ''not'' a witch!
-->'''Shake:''' Don't look at him wrong, he'll shrink your head to the size of a pea, I've seen it!
-->'''Frylock:''' Look, the hard drive spun so fast, it send the computer back in time.
-->'''Shake:''' To the time of ''witches'', where you once lived! Bring forth the stakes! You shall burn for your beliefs, WITCH! *the door buzzer rings* My pizza's here! Pizza time pizza time pizza time!... *hops out of the room, still duct-taped to the chair*
-->'''Meatwad:''' It's all startin' to add up now, isn't it? The levitation. The ''eeevil'' book readin'. Dem cream cookies you always eatin'...''you a damn witch!''
-->'''Frylock:''' Oh yeah? Well whatcha you gonna do about it?
-->'''Meatwad:''' Eat pizza. Pizza time pizza time pizza time!... *exit*
** Shake tells Meatwad Oog is his dad.
-->'''Shake:''' Hey Meatwad, your dad's here! He wants to make amends!\\\
'''Meatwad:''' That ain't my daddie.\\
'''Shake:''' Sure he is. I asked "are you Meatwad's dad?", he said "How'd you know? Yes I am."
* In one episode Frylock makes a ray that can shrink or grow anything to any size. Carl wants to use it on his dick. At the end, he finally does.
-->'''Carl''': Hello ladies, I'd like to introduce you to my little friend there, [[ICallHimMrHappy Goliath]]. We had to order special elastic pants for him on the internet.
* Meatwad gains internet fame after a video of him vomiting while performing a song called "Chicken and Beans". He goes on tour and the fame, [[AcquiredSituationalNarcissism predictably]], goes to his head:
-->'''Meatwad''' ''You know what? Screw chicken and beans! I'm done with that. I ain't a dancing robot, I'm an artist and I need to create! You're all just beasts and animals shaking the bars of the cages in my zoo! And I am a magic unicorn astride a golden stalion picked up by two giant bronze grizzly bears! Now, Charity, Chastity; get over here and blow me before I go onstage. I have to lose 3 ounces so I can rock these leather chaps right proppa!''
* The scenes from the episode "The Marines" when Frylock goes to Canada to avoid the Marines after Meatwad enlists them all and winds up in a barn with "Canada" written in paint on the side with a Jigsaw-esque puppet on a television screen.
-->'''Frylock:''' ''[Wakes with Saw's Reverse Bear Trap on his face]'' Where am I?!
-->'''Puppet:''' Welcome to Canada, Frylock. The key to the trap on your head is implanted in your skull, just behind your right eye. On the table in front of you is a grapefruit and grapefruit spoon. Do the math.
-->'''Frylock:''' Wait, wait, wait, wait! What's the grapefruit for?!
-->'''Puppet:''' ''[pause]'' I'm not sure actually, I forgot. You think you could maybe... grab your jaw and just sort of rip your head open? I want to see inside there... RIP YOUR HEAD OPEN!

-->'''Puppet:''' Are you enjoying our little game?
-->'''Frylock:''' Yeah, it's over. I just took it off.
-->'''Puppet:''' You have sixty seconds... wait, what are you talking about?
-->'''Frylock:''' I just took it off. Here it is. See, right here.
-->'''Puppet:''' Oh wow, shoot.
-->'''Frylock:''' It was only a twist tie.
-->'''Puppet:''' From my whole wheat bread loaf! You found it! Bring it to me. You have sixty seconds..
-->'''Frylock:''' Where are you?
-->'''Puppet:''' I don't know! I'm a doll.
-->'''Frylock:''' Well hell, you must be somewhere. There's a camera on you.
-->'''Puppet:''' There's a camera on me? For real? What do I look like? ''[Holds pocket mirror to his face] ''Am I pretty?
-->'''Frylock:''' Is this all y'all do up in Canada?
-->'''Puppet:''' We speak French... sometimes. Pretty much this though.
-->'''Frylock:''' Look, I'm going back to the United States, okay?
-->'''Puppet:''' Wait, um, uh, why don't you jam that grapefruit spoon in your eye. Is that cool?
-->'''Frylock:''' Let me think about that. Umm, no.
-->'''Puppet:''' Come on, man. Don't be a dick. Do it..or else!
-->'''Frylock:''' Or else what?
-->'''Puppet:''' ''[Grapefruit catches on fire]'' Or else that! See what that did? What if you were eating that when that happened. ...nightmare!
-->'''Frylock:''' I am out of here.
-->'''Puppet:''' Wait... that key's still in your head.
-->'''Frylock:''' No it's not.
-->'''Puppet:''' Dammit! Just hack your foot off! Wait, Frylock! C'mon, don't go. We have universal health care here. It's free if you're a citizen.
-->'''Frylock:''' Nope. No thanks.
-->'''Puppet:''' C'mon man, hang out. I'm lonely.

** And then there's a follow-up scene near the end with Meatwad.
-->'''Meatwad:''' What's in here?
-->'''Frylock:''' Why don't you go find out?
-->'''Meatwad:''' Okay. I'll do anything. ''[Enters barn]''
-->'''Puppet:''' Wanna play a game?
-->'''Meatwad:''' No thank you. ''[Exits]''
-->'''Puppet:''' Wait! Wait! Don't go, don't go! Come on, man! I've got all the Rush records. Come on, man. Please! Just come hang out with me! ''[In a defeated tone]'' Damn...
* The episode "The Creditor" is just one long CrossesTheLineTwice moment of funny.
-->"I told him he needed to chill, but he misheard me as saying that [[PoorCommunicationKills he needed to KILL.]]"
* Three words: [[MoreDakka Count.]] [[MoreDakka The.]] [[MoreDakka Bullets]].
** Doubles as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome as well.
* In "The Cloning" when the Aqua Teens' most recently-cloned TV is going through CloneDegeneration:
-->'''Meatwad:''' Something's wrong with that TV.\\
'''Frylock:''' There's nothing wrong with that TV.\\
''([[InstantlyProvenWrong TV starts gushing blood]])''\\
'''Frylock:''' Okay, something's wrong with it.
* In "Mooninites 3: Remooned", the Mooninites come to Earth to cash a giant check that Ignigknot stole from his uncle Cliff. The first place they try to cash it at is a gas station. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5EiaM_Qqkw Naturally, things don't go as planned.]]
-->'''Shake:''' What do you mean, no?! Don't you know how much this is for?! Because I do not!\\
'''Cashier:''' Look, uh, we don't cash checks here.\\
'''Shake:''' And we don't respond to threats. I'll say it one more time in a little language I like to call English. Or maybe I should say it in Mehicano? Get back dero and casho the checko, amigo. Andale! Andale!\\
'''Ignigknot:''' He's not responding, cup. Lay into him more.\\
'''Err:''' ''(outside)'' Yeah, lay into him some more!\\
'''Ignigknot:''' I've got this, Err!\\
'''Cashier:''' That thing there is your check?\\
'''Shake:''' Yes, that's the check.\\
'''Cashier:''' Well, we don't cash 'em.\\
'''Shake:''' Oh, you've never seen a check before? Oh, me so sorry. Uh, maybe you're in the wrong business. And maybe immigration would like to know about this?\\
'''Cashier:''' Good, cause you know what? I'm American.\\
'''Shake:''' Well I'm not. But when I become one, maybe I'll ''legally'' buy a weapon, and we won't have to ''vote'' you out of office. '''Will we, scumbag?!'''\\
''(Shake and Ignigknot are kicked out of the store)''\\\
'''Shake:''' Unbelievable!\\
'''Ignigknot:''' Unfathomable.\\
'''Shake:''' You know they sneak in, and then they try to rule us. ''(through the window at the cashier)'' Well I'm gonna sneak into ''your'' country, and do this job ''there'', AND THEN NOT CASH ANY OF ''YOUR'' FRIGGIN CHECKS! '''How will you like '''''that?!''''' '''You WON'T!''' ''BECAUSE YOU'LL BE'' '''''HERE!!'''''\\
'''Ignigknot:''' Your logic is flawless. But my brain has transmitted a better idea.
** Then they come back and try to cash it again [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3MiZ938yJc with Carl's ID]] and [[PaperThinDisguise Meatwad wearing Carl's mustache and hair,]] with Shake and the Mooninites watching eagerly through the window.
-->'''Meatwad:''' And as you can see, that's my proper identification. [[BlatantLies It all checks out.]] You will notice a difference in height. That's because I'm an organ donor, had to have my body removed last year and donated. I certainly hope you don't discriminate here.\\
'''Cashier:''' Uh, no, Mr....\\
'''Meatwad:''' Meatwad.\\
'''Cashier:''' It doesn't say that on here.\\
'''Meatwad:''' What's it say?\\
'''Cashier:''' Carl.\\
'''Meatwad:''' Yeah, that's his ID.\\
'''Err:''' What are you doing?! What's taking so long?! God!\\
'''Meatwad:''' So I'll be taking my money, now.\\
'''Cashier:''' Well you know what? It doesn't even matter. I don't even cash checks here. Definitely not that one.\\
'''Err:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Lay! Into! Him!]]\\
'''Meatwad:''' ''(looking at penny tray)'' Hey, quick question. Is them pennies?\\
'''Cashier:''' Yeah.\\
'''Meatwad:''' And y'all just givin' 'em out? How much this gum?\\
''(outside, with Meatwad blow a bubble with his gum)''\\
'''Shake:''' What happened? Did he buy it?\\
'''Meatwad:''' I bought me some gum.\\
'''Shake and Ignigknot:''' Where did you get gum?\\
'''Meatwad:''' In there. In the gum aisle.\\
'''Err:''' Perfect.\\
'''Shake:''' That's ''not'' what we sent you in there for!\\
'''Meatwad:''' But that's what I come out with.\\
'''Ignigknot:''' Tell me, were there weenie wraps?\\
'''Meatwad:''' Microwaveable, but weenie wraps nonetheless.\\
'''Ignigknot:''' Weenie wraps intrigue me.\\
'''Meatwad:''' They had burger drops-\\
'''Err:''' Burger drops? ''(jumps through the window; laser blasts can be heard coming from inside)''\\
'''Meatwad:''' And burrito cakes.\\
'''Shake:''' I thought they stopped making those.\\
'''Meatwad:''' And pizza balls.\\
'''Shake:''' Pizza balls!\\
'''Ignigknot:''' Were there little turkey muffins?\\
'''Meatwad:''' They had little, regular, and mega.\\
'''Ignigknot:''' Seize all pennies at once! Purchase all pizza balls and me-''(Err jumps back out the window, with several stolen food items in his arms)'' Oh. There you are.\\
'''Err:''' ''(hands one of his armfulls to Ignigknot)'' Can you take this? We better go.
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6szaAEzyFoU Then later, Frylock reveals it's not even a check.]]
-->'''Frylock:''' In fact, this is not a check at all, Shake. This is a bill! For homecare.\\
'''Shake:''' Impossible. That's not a bill.\\
'''Frylock:''' ''(looking at the bill)'' Uh, Cliff. Does anybody know a Cliff?\\
'''Ignigknot:''' ''(walking onscreen)'' Yes. My name is Cliff. And that is not a bill. Tell him, Err.\\
'''Err:''' That's a bill.\\
'''Ignigknot:''' A bi-''(angry face)'' Why are we trying to cash a bill, Err?\\
'''Err:''' Hell, I dunno. It's your uncle. I kept telling you on the way down here.\\
'''Ignigknot:''' It ''is'' my uncle. Don't you forget it.\\
'''Err:''' On the way down, I kept saying "This is a bill." Just figured you knew something I didn't.\\
'''Ignigknot:''' I ''did'' know something I didn't. But it wasn't that.
* The scene in "Balloonenstein" where Shake tricks Meatwad into getting in the dryer.
--> '''Shake''': Meatwad, it's spaghetti time! Oh boy, spaghetti!\\
'''Meatwad''': All right, spaghetti! Now ''that's'' Italian!\\
'''Shake''': There it is, eat it! (cuts to some cords)\\
'''Meatwad''': That doesn't look like any spaghetti I know.\\
(Shake adds dinner plates and silverware underneath the cords)\\
'''Shake''': There, now it's spaghetti.\\
'''Meatwad''': You're messin' with me, aren't you?!\\
'''Shake''': You're right, I'm sorry. The real spaghetti got wet when I was boiling it so... it's in the dryer!\\
'''Meatwad''': Why didnít you say so! It's probably dry by now, let's go get it. (hops in the dryer) Now remember, I like it spicy!\\
'''Shake''': (laughs as he turns the dryer on) So ''stupid''!\\
'''Meatwad''': Hey, wait a second! Why's it spinnin'?\\
'''Schoolly D''': (narrating) Come on, think about it, Meatwad. It's a dryer, man. Of course it's gonna spin.
** The first few seconds:
-->'''Dr. Weird''': Gentlemen, feast your eyes!\\
''(the gate goes up revealing a vortex)''\\
'''Dr. Weird''': Don't feast, run! Dammit! ''(he and Steve get sucked in)''
* Anything Carl says about his gun.
--> Oh, I'll give you a magazine, there buddy. Hey, it's full of hollow points. You're gonna love it when I put those in a gun, and then put 'em in your brain!
* Master Shake turning black and trying out his new "complicated handshake."
* "We are not establishing a democracy in this house! This is a dictatorship! And I rule with an iron dick!"
* "Yeah, I'm in the business. The business of kickin' your ass. And lemme tell ya, business is boomin'."
** "You, uh, lookin' to [[OhCrap expand your business]]?"
* The banned episode, "Boston", as a whole can be considered as one, but seeing [[spoiler: the Mooninites dressed up as terrorists]] at the end drives it home.
** [[Film/{{Hairspray}} BOSTON IS A BOMB!]]
* In "Freda", Shake was trying to explode ducks with baking soda and vinegar until he notices a "hot babe" walking nearby, and his way to get her attention...
-->'''Master Shake:''' HEY BIMBO!
* "The The": With Frylock gone, the house becomes a disgusting pigsty, and both Shake and Meatwad get pinkeye from the unsanitary living conditions. At one point, Shake and Meatwad are batting around raw chickens. Shake defends it:
--> '''Shake''': Chickens are a vital link in nature's chain, and that's why we use them to play chickenball in the house!
** In the same episode, Ignignokt and Err crashing Frylock's new apartment and spray painting all over everything, while Err is chanting "VAGALAZINO!".
* In the series finale, we see Meatwad grieving over the dead Frylocke with Carl respectfully standing nearby in silence. At least, until he asks about Master Shake. At which point, Meatwad completely sobers up, casually says "he's dead", and then immediately goes back to grieving over Frylock.
* "The Greatest Story Ever Told" opens with Shake watching his death from the "finale" and laughing at how he photobombed those clams. Him and Meatwad comment on how that was a crazy last week they had. Completely invalidating the conclusion from the previous episode before resuming in a more Aqua Teen styled misadventure.
* The Unbelievable Ron
-->'''Unbelievable Ron:''' (doing magic gestures for the the saw a woman in half trick)HALF-A-BITCH!
* The last quotes from the true final episode. After the end credits, the Aqua Teens and Carl watched the episode... and were less than satisfied.
-->'''Master Shake:''' Come on, really?\\
'''Carl:''' So that it? That's how the end it? This series?\\
'''Frylock:''' Yeah, I guess so.\\
'''Meatwad:''' We still got a few seconds left, let's do a joke. Let's do like a joke or somethi-
* This exchange from "The Dressing":
-->'''Turkatron:''' Is that a taco pie?
-->'''Meatwad:''' Mm hm.
-->'''Turkatron:''' ''[[LargeHam TACO PIE!]]''
-->'''Meatwad:''' I added food colorin', cuz it's a holiday, but it turn'd black, cuz I added ''all'' the food colorin' I had. An' I ate this butter straight outta the tub, cuz it taste good. There's a reason behind everythang.
-->'''Turkatron:''' Enjoy those tacos now, because in a thousand years they will be ''illegal'', Heh-heh-hahahahaaa~ Iiii ''think''-- we all know why.
-->'''Meatwad:''' *serious* We know why-!
-->'''Turkatron:''' ''ANTI-TACO LEGISLATION.'' Disestablishmentarianism.
* Dr. Weird trying to [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext fill himself with a vat of BBQ sauce]].
--> '''Dr. Weird:''' GENTLEMEN, there is a chance this will work! \\
'''Steve:''' Uh, actually you said there was ''no'' chance this would work. \\
'''Dr. Weird:''' ''({{Beat}}.)'' FOOL! THAT WILL NEVER WORK!
** [[CallBack Referenced]] in a later (and equally hilarious) opening segment:
-->'''Steve:''' ''(wearing a bucket on his head, impersonating Dr. Weird)'' Gentlemen! Fill me with barbecue sauce, because I'm dumb as hell!\\
'''Javier:''' ''(speaks frantic Spanish while motioning behind Steve)''\\
'''Steve:''' Yeah, I know, Javier.\\
''(a giant Dr. Weird head bites Steve's head off, with the body [[StuffBlowingUp exploding]] mere moments later)''
* The episode "Bible Fruit", where one of Frylock's new friends, Bert Banana, has a violent alcohol and cocaine relapse after he finds out Frylock has rum.
-->'''Bert Banana:''' You know what, go ahead and pour me...a little bit of a full glass of that rum.
-->'''Tammy Tangerine:''' Bert.
-->'''Bert Banana:''' No ice, no ice.
-->'''Tammy Tangerine:''' Bert, no.
-->'''Bert Banana:''' Hey, I can handle it. It's just something to moisten my lips, I'm not going back to the darkness, sweetie.
-->'''Mortimer Mango:''' Bert, you've been sober for forty-seven straight days. ''(Pours the rum down the sink)''
-->'''Frylock:''' Hey, dammit, that's my rum! You don't have to pour it down the sink, man!
-->'''Mortimer Mango:''' We're gonna do it together. Right, Bert?
-->'''Bert Banana:''' ''(To Frylock)'' You don't have a monkey wrench, heh, do you?
-->'''Tammy Tangerine:''' Bert, I know what you're thinking and-
-->'''Bert Banana:''' What? [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial I'm not going to dismantle the pipes and drink from the u-trap.]] I mean, that's what an animal does!
-->''(Mortimer Mango turns the faucet on)''
* "Zucotti Manicotti" is a CMOF in its ''entirety''. From the hilarious opening sketch about gratuity ("You fiend! Unhand three more dollars!") to the overarching plot involving Meatwad being fooled by a hand puppet when the real deal is standing right in front of him to Shake not going through with any of Meatwad's "tests" because of "[[LameExcuse swollen glands]]", every minute is comedy gold