So ''Anna Dressed in Blood'' is a young adult horror story, but that doesn't mean it can't be funny. It's probably thanks to the DeadpanSnarker narrator, Cas.
* Cas meets Thomas for the first time.
-->"I don't like this kid. He's presumptuous. And yet, he's earnest and well-meaning, which softens me a little. If he's listening to what I'm thinking, I'm going to slash his tires."
* ...or Cas' [[TakeThat general attitude]] towards goths, for that matter.
* Cas hates the term "[[Film/{{Ghostbusters 1984}} ghostbuster]]", but everyone around him insists on using it. He almost [[GotMeDoingIt slips up]] and says it, but catches himself just in time. And then [[BritishStuffiness Gideon]] mentions it again.
-->"You know that [film], the one with the giant marshmallow?"
* [[spoiler: [[LoveEpiphany "My sweet little Anna. Am I that transparent?]] [[EveryoneCanSeeIt Was it obvious, the whole time, to everyone]] [[ObliviousToLove but me?"]]]]
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