* You got to admit that the scene at the train in which Vlad is counting Anya vs Dimitri and Anya is winning by a LOT has to give you at least a chuckle. If one were to count the score--"Dimitri: 3 vs. Anya: 30."
* From around the same part of the film:
-->'''Anya:''' Do you really think I could be royalty?
-->'''Dimitri:''' You know I do.
-->'''Anya:''' Then ''stop bossing me around!''
* When Dimitri tries to wake up Anya on the train.
-->'''Dimitri:''' I think you broke my nose!
-->'''Anya:''' I'm so sorry...Oh, it's you. Well, that's okay then.
* During their efforts to escape from the out-of-control train:
-->'''Dimitri:''' Give me a wrench, an ax, ''something!''
-->''Anya puts a stick of dynamite into his hand.''
-->'''Dimitri:''' ''[doubletakes]'' That'll work.
** "What do they ''teach'' you in those orphanages?"
* Vladimir extolling Sofie's many virtues.
-->'''Anya:''' Is this a person or a cream puff?
* Anya's new blue dress and her reaction to it:
-->'''Dimitri:''' I bought you a dress.
-->'''Anya''': You bought me a...tent.
-->'''Dimitri''': What are you looking for?
-->'''Anya''': [''with her head inside the dress''] The Russian Circus! I think it's still in here!
* Rasputin's freak outs when both his plans to kill Anya fails.
* The following
-->''(Anastasia has left the train cabin after an argument with Dimitri.)''\\
'''Vlad:''' ''(gleefully to [[HeroesLoveDogs Pooka]], Anastasia's dog)'' Oh no! An unspoken attraction?\\
'''Dimitri:''' ATTRACTION?? To that skinny little brat? Have you lost your mind?
** And the end, where Anya accidentally smacks an injured Dimitri in the face and then [[TheGlomp glomps]] him out of the happiness of seeing that he's still alive. ([[Heartwarming/{{Anastasia}} Also a heartwarming moment]]).
* Before they meet Anya, Dimitri and Vlad are holding an audition for girls to play Anastasia. One prospect is a [[WhiteDwarfStarlet middle-aged woman]] with a fur coat and cigarette who says in a sultry voice, "Granmama! It's me, Ana-''STASIA!''" Complete with a burlesque hip-bump and a rimshot. Their reaction is a combination HeadDesk and FacePalm.
* "Three... two... one..." "DIMITRI!" ''({{Fistpump}})''
* A FunnyBackgroundEvent during "Learn To Do It": Dimitri on the bike.
* Pooka [[CoverInnocentEyesAndEars shielding his eyes]] when Anya and Dimitri [[BigDamnKiss finally kiss]].
* On the train, Vlad has just finished forging passports in blue ink when he overhears a conversation that passports are now made in RED ink;
-->'''Vlad:''' That's what I hate about this new government- everything's in the red!