* When Karl's camel "breaks down" on his Egypt trip, he proves he's a pretty good DeadpanSnarker as he watches the animal get loaded onto the back of a pick-up truck.
--> "Ships of the Desert. It's what they're known as. We've ended up with Titanic!"
* Karl's reaction to the couple who keep a hippo as a pet.
--> "My Dad wouldn’t let the cat in the lounge. Fuckin’ ''hippo'' in here!"
* Karl's idea for a superhero [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmERX0tTIUU Bullshit Man!]]
** Made even funnier when he actually pretends to fly.
* Whenever DavidAttenborough gets a mention:
--> "It's all voiceover! I bet he lands, says 'keep that plane's engine running'... 'ere I am in the Amazon' and then he fucks back off home."
--> "I bet he never 'ad his crisps nicked".
--> "See he makes animals out to be really nice and friendly. This is the truth"