* '''Shadow:''' Hey, Huginn or Muninn, or whoever you are. Say 'Nevermore'.
--> '''Raven:''' Fuck you.
* Just two words: Tiger balls.
* A follow up:
--> '''Anansi:''' Where ''were'' you the day God was handin' out brains, boy?
--> '''Shadow:''' Someone was telling a story about tigers' balls and I had to stop and hear how it ended.
* Mad Sweeney, while in Cairo, challenging Shadow to guess how he can pick the golden coins out of seemingly thin air. At a certain point he laments how the "Great and famous Mad Sweeney" is left around "a dog, a bird and a moron".
* Neil Gaiman, Patton Oswalt, and Zelda Williams (RobinWilliams' dauaghter) do a dramatic reading of the part with Bilquis in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIpdqwszQOg Chapter One]]