* Jake is bitten on his tail. Cue a dragon screaming like a little girl.
* Fu Dog BreakingTheFourthWall in "Hairy Christmas".
-->'''Fu Dog''': Hey there, kids. If you haven't guessed by now, this is the American Dragon Hokey Holiday Special. Like all holiday specials, it's about family, togetherness--blah, blah, blah and all that other sappy garbage. Alright, let's get on with the main titles before I hurl egg nog all over the snow right here.
* #88 and #89 trying to decide whether they should get The Huntsman an easy bake oven or a stuffed potato as a Christmas present.
* This from "Eye of the Beholder"
-->'''Fu Dog''': Hey Carol, you wanna shake those things my way?
* All of Fu Dog's {{Pun}}s.
* Jake shapeshifting into both The Huntsman and Rotwood in "Shapeshifter".
-->'''Jake (as The Huntsman)''': Now, brothas and sistas! Bust a move and bring on the Huntsclan!
* This from "Bring It On"
-->'''Lao-Shi''': There has been an incident at the museum.
-->'''Jake''': I swear I didn't know [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fountain_%28Duchamp%29 that toilet]] was art.
* This exchange between Jonathan and Fu Dog in "Hong Kong Longs".
-->'''Jonathan''': Okay, one more question: Are unicorns real?
-->'''Fu Dog''': Sure.
-->'''Jonathan''': Fairies?
-->'''Fu Dog''': You bet.
-->'''Jonathan''': Gnomes, elves, mermaids?
-->'''Fu Dog''': Yes, yes and yes.
-->'''Jonathan''': Santa Claus?
-->'''Fu Dog''': Just keep your eyes on the road and your foot on the pedal will ya?
* The following question posed by Jonathan in "Hong Kong Longs".
-->'''Jonathan''': I have another question. Just bugging me; when they turn into dragons, [[MagicPants what happens to their clothes?]]
* The following from Fu Dog in "Hong Kong Longs".
-->'''Fu Dog''': Yeah but here's the good news, the eclipse only lasts a couple of hours. Kinda like most of my romantic attachments!
* Spud and the inkblot images during the end credits to "A Befuddled Mind"
* In Dreamscape when Laoshi is yelling [[http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc30/HyperForceGo/Pictures/Bewareoflaoshi.jpg?t=1307232565 Rose is hiding behind Jake.]]
* Depressed!Jake during "Half-Baked."
-->"Thanks, and enjoy the cupcakes. *grabs couple and pulls them toward him* But don't just enjoy the cupcakes, enjoy ''each other''! 'Cause [[DatingCatwoman mortal enemies or not]], you never know when you're going to be ripped apart by the hands of fate never to see each other again! Come back soon, you hear?"
* From "Bring It On" when Trixie joins the cheerleader squad.
-->'''Spud:''' I didn't know [[{{Tomboy}} Trixie]] had a sister!
** Later on, he says her knees (which he had never seen until that point) remind him of "smiley faces."
* A scene from "The Heist," where Jake tries to retreive stolen leprechaun gold from a Donald Trump-like dark wizard, which requires Trixie and Spud to pose as 1970's lounge singers.
-->'''Trixie:''' What's up, New York! Y'all out there like love songs as much as we do?
-->'''Spud:''' *Interrupting her with a heavy metal scream* You better hold your mothers, 'cause you're going down, Mudbucket! Mudbucket! Buckets of Muuuuuuuud, Yeah!
* ''Siren Says'': [[ItMakesSenseInContext Spud comes in wearing full plate armor, riding Fu who is also wearing armor, confronting Trixie in full plate armor after Jake knocked her on her back...]]
-->'''Spud:''' "Avast, ye, scurvy dragon! That lass be the dark knight's quarry! Yarrr!"
-->'''Fu:''' "Permission to bite him savagely, my pretty pretty?"
-->[[spoiler: '''Vikki:''']] "Hmmm... maybe later."
** And Trixie's casual takedown of Spud as he charges her...
-->'''Trixie:''' "Hey, black knight, your boot's unbuckled."
-->'''Spud:''' "Huh? Which one?" *trips and goes flying over her*
* An early episode with a talent show had [[ItMakesSenseInContext Jake and a jinn fight on stage during Spud's magic show]], and this exchange:
-->'''Rotwood:''' "Magic creatures! There's magic creatures on stage!"
-->'''Principal/[[spoiler: ''mermaid detective'']] Derceto:''' "Well, professor Rotwood, it ''is'' a magic show..."
-->'''Rotwood:''' "No, not ''magic'' magical creatures, real ones! Living breathing-"
-->''*the Jinn sets Rotwood's hair on fire, and he puts it off*''
-->'''Rotwood:''' "''Fire''-breathing, for that matter!"
-->'''Derceto:''' "[[BlatantLies Don't be absurd, it all being done with sleights of hands and pyrothecnics!]]"
** [[HilariousInHindsight Becomes much funnier when we find out that principal Derceto is]] [[spoiler: a ''mermaid'']].
* The way Doctor Diente shut the Tooth Fairy up in "The Legend of the Dragon Tooth" has to be seen to be believed.
* Jake and Rose, back when they didn't know each others' secret identities, rehearsing ''Theatre/AntonyAndCleopatra'' first in Jake's grandfather's shop and later in the Huntsman's house. With Rose preceding the first attempt by saying that Antony and Cleopatra (who they'll have to play) are forced to choose between love and their causes. And ''[[FailedASpotCheck missing the magical scarab she and the Huntsman were hunting for]]''.
** Also, Rose's accidental {{Double Entendre}}s about the kiss scene. Especially the first one.
-->"It's not just a kiss, Jake. It's what represents, the totally intense connection between them. It doesn't just happen! It happens because they're ready to completely surrender to each other! So, are you ready?"
** And the Huntsman cockblocking Jake. ''Completely by accident''.
** Jake's ImagineSpot of bringing Rose home. Made better because it's spot-on on both the AnnoyingYoungerSibling and the AmazinglyEmbarrassingParents.
-->'''Jake:''' [[NoJustNoReaction "My house is being fumigated."]]
** They finally go at Trixie's home. With Trixie's annoying grandmother getting in the way... And the magical scarab showing up, thus assassinating this last attempt at rehearsing by forcing them to exchange excuses to go out and beat each other up.
*** And right before the scarab showed up, a moment that, while funny, [[HilariousInHindsight becomes much funnier later]]: Rose saying they were having trouble because, differently from Antony and Cleopatra, they hadn't been through anything together.
** And then, due the Huntsman having got his hands on the scarab, on the night of the play Rose and Jake sorrowfully tell each other they can't do the play... [[FunnyBackgroundEvent And their theatre teacher screaming and fainting on the background]].
** The punchline of the episode? Jake and Rose successfully return in time for the play, but Rose was injured and can't act, meaning that Jake has to kiss ''Spud''. Who, in the meantime, had acted as both Antony ''and'' Cleopatra (with Trixie briefly taking over as Cleo).
*** Also, Trixie as Cleopatra. Without knowing a line. She was quickly pulled out by the same teacher who had forced her on the stage, [[SpringtimeForHitler but the public adhored her]].
* ''All'' of "Fu Takes a Walk". Highlights include the flashback of how the last time he took a walk alone ended (held at gunpoint by the police while having a ''boa constrictor'' on his shoulders) and ''needing an English/Dog dictionary to speak to normal dog'' (by the way, ''[[EpicFail he failed]]'').