!!Season 1

* This from "Eye of the Beholder"
-->'''Fu Dog''': Hey Carol, you wanna shake those things my way?
* Jake shapeshifting into both The Huntsman and Rotwood in "Shapeshifter".
-->'''Jake (as The Huntsman)''': Now, brothas and sistas! Bust a move and bring on the Huntsclan!
* A scene from "The Heist," where Jake tries to retreive stolen leprechaun gold from a Donald Trump-like dark wizard, which requires Trixie and Spud to pose as 1970's lounge singers.
-->'''Trixie:''' What's up, New York! Y'all out there like love songs as much as we do?
-->'''Spud:''' *Interrupting her with a heavy metal scream* You better hold your mothers, 'cause you're going down, Mudbucket! Mudbucket! Buckets of Muuuuuuuud, Yeah!
* An early episode with a talent show had [[ItMakesSenseInContext Jake and a djinn fight on stage during Spud's magic show]], and this exchange:
-->'''Rotwood:''' "Magic creatures! There's magic creatures on stage!"
-->'''Principal/[[spoiler: ''mermaid detective'']] Derceto:''' "Well, professor Rotwood, it ''is'' a magic show..."
-->'''Rotwood:''' "No, not ''magic'' magical creatures, real ones! Living breathing-"
-->''*the Djinn sets Rotwood's hair on fire, and he puts it off*''
-->'''Rotwood:''' "''Fire''-breathing, for that matter!"
-->'''Derceto:''' "[[BlatantLies Don't be absurd, its all being done with sleights of hands and pyrothecnics!]]"
** [[HilariousInHindsight Becomes much funnier when we find out that principal Derceto is]] [[spoiler: a ''mermaid'']].
* The way Doctor Diente shut the Tooth Fairy up in "The Legend of the Dragon Tooth" has to be seen to be believed.
* Jake and Rose, back when they didn't know each others' secret identities, rehearsing ''Theatre/AntonyAndCleopatra'' first in Jake's grandfather's shop and later in the Huntsman's house. With Rose preceding the first attempt by saying that Antony and Cleopatra (who they'll have to play) are forced to choose between love and their causes. And ''[[FailedASpotCheck missing the magical scarab she and the Huntsman were hunting for]]''.
** Also, Rose's accidental {{double entendre}}s about the kiss scene. Especially the first one.
-->"It's not just a kiss, Jake. It's what represents, the totally intense connection between them. It doesn't just happen! It happens because they're ready to completely surrender to each other! So, are you ready?"
** And the Huntsman cockblocking Jake. ''Completely by accident''.
** Jake's ImagineSpot of bringing Rose home. Made better because it's spot-on on both the AnnoyingYoungerSibling and the AmazinglyEmbarrassingParents.
-->'''Jake:''' [[NoJustNoReaction "My house is being fumigated."]]
** They finally go at Trixie's home. With Trixie's annoying grandmother getting in the way... And the magical scarab showing up, thus assassinating this last attempt at rehearsing by forcing them to exchange excuses to go out and beat each other up.
*** And right before the scarab showed up, a moment that, while funny, [[HilariousInHindsight becomes much funnier later]]: Rose saying they were having trouble because, differently from Antony and Cleopatra, they hadn't been through anything together.
** And then, due the Huntsman having got his hands on the scarab, on the night of the play Rose and Jake sorrowfully tell each other they can't do the play... [[FunnyBackgroundEvent And their theatre teacher screaming and fainting on the background]].
** The punchline of the episode? Jake and Rose successfully return in time for the play, but Rose was injured and can't act, meaning that Jake has to kiss ''Spud''. Who, in the meantime, had acted as both Antony ''and'' Cleopatra (with Trixie briefly taking over as Cleo).
*** Also, Trixie as Cleopatra. Without knowing a line. She was quickly pulled out by the same teacher who had forced her on the stage, [[SpringtimeForHitler but the public adhored her]].
* ''All'' of "Fu Takes a Walk". Highlights include the flashback of how the last time he took a walk alone ended (held at gunpoint by the police while having a ''boa constrictor'' on his shoulders) and ''needing an English/Dog dictionary to speak to normal dog'' (by the way, ''[[EpicFail he failed]]'').
* In "Dragon Summit", Councilor Andam having Jake fight three ''Brownies''. [[LethalJokeCharacter The Brownies are much harder to fight than they look]], but it's still incredibly funny.
* In "Hong Kong Nights", [[UnreliableNarrator Fu]] [[BlatantLies claiming he once fought a young Lao Shi]] ''[[Franchise/TheMatrix Matrix]]''-style. He's promptly called on his bullshit, and admits that he (at the time a petty thief caught red-handed by Lao Shi) was [[CurbStompBattle defeated by Lao Shi shouting "Boo!" on his face.]]
** The entire flashback sequence, including such gems as young Lao Shi being so cocky to make his grandson appear humble, young Lao Shi and ''Chang'' exchanging cheesy lines (especially Chang's deadpan deliveries) and [[IAteWhat Fu appreciating the snack only to learn it was]] ''[[IAteWhat kitty litter]]''.
* For most of "Body Guard Duty" Trixie and Spud are trying to deal with Kara's prophecy they would [[ExactWords tie the knot]]. Near the end they realized [[ProphecyTwist it was the knot of]] ''[[ProphecyTwist Spud's shoe]]''.
** Spud's attempt at defying Sara's prophecy he'd spill chocolate milk to prove their prophecies weren't always accurate: he left the mess hall and went out of the school, away from their chocolate milk... Then tripped and ''caused a truck to capsize and spill all the chocolate milk it was carrying''. Even Sara was caught by surprise from ''how'' it happened...
** From the same episode, the goblins [[PaperThinDisguise badly disguised as]] ''[[PaperThinDisguise schoolgirls]]''.
* In spite of the final TearJerker when Jake finds out that Rose is Huntsgirl, "Ski Trip" has its fair share of funny moments:
** Rotwood proving himself an IronButtMonkey through [[AmusingInjuries continuous accidents and surviving]];
** on the bus for the eponymous ski trip, Rose is forced to sit near Brad, who tries to prove himself sensitive by ''crying a single tear on command'' before boasting he can do it;
*** He continues trying (and failing) to prove himself a sensitive guy, getting progressively more ridiculous annoyed faces from Rose and [[NiceJobFixingItVillain preventing Jake from telling her he's a dragon]];
** [[CloudCuckooLander Spud]]'s [[ItMakesSenseInContext attempts at wooing the skilift]][[note]]When Trixie asked the contex, Jake explained that Spud is terrified by the skilift due having ''always'' failed at sitting on it[[/note]], complete with ImagineSpot of them ''dating, marrying, and '''having skilift-human hybrid children''''';
** Rose's WTF face when ''Trixie'' (who is rooming with her) cheerfully announces they'll do girl-talk (she had been bribed by Jake);
** once he found out that Huntsgirl is on the ski trip, Jake decided to bait her... And had Spud wearing the ''leprechaun costume he brought on the ski trip'' ([[CrazyPrepared Jake loves being prepared]]). Following attempts are even more ridiculous;
** Rose accidentally dropping hints of her SecretIdentity (one of which was reflexively throwing into Rotwood a guy who bumped her) and Jake's denial (including accusing ''Trixie'' of being Huntsgirl when she said on his face that Rose was).
* During her fight with Fu Dog in "Fu and Tell", Yen-Yen starts an acrobatic move she [[IKnowKarate learned in the kennel of a Shaolin monastery]]... And ends PunchedAcrossTheRoom by [[GoodOldFisticuffs a simple boxing punch]] that Fu informs her he learned in a BarBrawl.
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext The unicorn's butt disguised as a mustached man]] in "Flight of the Unicorn".
* How does Lao Shi settled a dispute between tribes of sprites over an enchanted apple? He ''ate'' it. He then burped and spit out the core.
* All of Fu Dog's {[pun}}s.

!!Season 2
* Jake is bitten on his tail. Cue a dragon screaming like a little girl.
* Fu Dog BreakingTheFourthWall in "Hairy Christmas".
-->'''Fu Dog''': Hey there, kids. If you haven't guessed by now, this is the American Dragon Hokey Holiday Special. Like all holiday specials, it's about family, togetherness--blah, blah, blah and all that other sappy garbage. Alright, let's get on with the main titles before I hurl egg nog all over the snow right here.
* #88 and #89 trying to decide whether they should get The Huntsman an easy bake oven or a stuffed potato as a Christmas present.
* This from "Bring It On"
-->'''Lao-Shi''': There has been an incident at the museum.
-->'''Jake''': I swear I didn't know [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fountain_%28Duchamp%29 that toilet]] was art.
** When Trixie joins the cheerleader squad.
-->'''Spud:''' I didn't know [[{{Tomboy}} Trixie]] had a sister!
*** Later on, he says her knees (which he had never seen until that point) remind him of "smiley faces."
** The cheerleader team can't pass near a wall without insulting it. ''Literally''.
** Have you ever seen a Gorgon's hair with split ends?
** Trixie and the cheerleaders are playing Truth or Dare, and she's asked who she would kiss among their schoolmates... And, upon seeing him out of the window, she blurts "Spud?". Cue horrified screams.
* This exchange between Jonathan and Fu Dog in "Hong Kong Longs".
-->'''Jonathan''': Okay, one more question: Are unicorns real?
-->'''Fu Dog''': Sure.
-->'''Jonathan''': Fairies?
-->'''Fu Dog''': You bet.
-->'''Jonathan''': Gnomes, elves, mermaids?
-->'''Fu Dog''': Yes, yes and yes.
-->'''Jonathan''': Santa Claus?
-->'''Fu Dog''': Just keep your eyes on the road and your foot on the pedal will ya?
* The following question posed by Jonathan in "Hong Kong Longs".
-->'''Jonathan''': I have another question. Just bugging me; when they turn into dragons, [[MagicPants what happens to their clothes?]]
* The following from Fu Dog in "Hong Kong Longs".
-->'''Fu Dog''': Yeah but here's the good news, the eclipse only lasts a couple of hours. Kinda like most of my romantic attachments!
* Spud and the inkblot images during the end credits to "A Befuddled Mind"
* In "Dreamscape" when Laoshi is yelling [[http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc30/HyperForceGo/Pictures/Bewareoflaoshi.jpg?t=1307232565 Rose is hiding behind Jake.]]
** Rotwood's mind, with his wishes and memories, is beyond description. Also, it turns out he was a ButtMonkey since he was a boy.
-->'''Jake:''' "[[LampshadeHanging No wonder Rotwood's so messed up!]]"
** Jake's parents having a fight and [[BleepDammit setting on the mixer whenever they use profanities]].
** While chasing the Chimera through the dream doors, Jake decides to take a picture to [[JerkJock Brad]]'s dreams and wishes... And takes a picture when he sees him ''dancing in a tutu''.
** The return of Seventies!Lao Shi.
** Spud's dreams. They are of him as Creator/AdamWest's ''Series/{{Batman}}''... Only ''[[UpToEleven crazier and potato-themed]]''!
*** Spudman almost defeating the Chimera by ''throwing potatoes at it''. And without Rotwood waking everyone up right at that moment, they would have won.
*** The Spud-faced fishes and ''[[EverythingsSquishierWithCephalopods giant octopus]]''.
* Depressed!Jake during "Half-Baked."
-->"Thanks, and enjoy the cupcakes. *grabs couple and pulls them toward him* But don't just enjoy the cupcakes, enjoy ''each other''! 'Cause [[DatingCatwoman mortal enemies or not]], you never know when you're going to be ripped apart by the hands of fate never to see each other again! Come back soon, you hear?"
** Also, how he dealt with her disappearance:
*** first he barged in the house he knew she used to live in, convinced the Huntsman was keeping her there prisoner... And had to ask to the speechless family now living there if the "evil Huntsclan" had left a forward address;
*** then he tried his hand at pathetic hipster poems;
*** finally, he retired to a monastery with Spud to give up girls, but was booted out when the monks noticed the dozens of pictures of Rose in his cell. And Spud protested because he had already shaved his hair in a tonsure.
** "[[EpicFail You're failing]] ''[[EpicFail Home Ec]]''?!" Thankfully, the victims [[LethalChef survived his recipe with little damage to their braces]].
** How did Brad react to the girl at the kissing boot consuming a cupcake with Krylock venom and becoming an half Krylock with a [[Film/{{Alien}} Xenomorph]]-like second mouth? "Jackpot!" He then enjoyed having his head ''sucked by the second mouth''.
-->"So... Do I have to pay extra for that?"
** Haley was one of those who consumed the Krylock venom and were mutated. [[SupernaturalProofFather Her father mistook it for allergy to chocolate]].
* ''Siren Says'': [[ItMakesSenseInContext Spud comes in wearing full plate armor, riding Fu who is also wearing armor, confronting Trixie in full plate armor after Jake knocked her on her back...]]
-->'''Spud:''' "Avast, ye, scurvy dragon! That lass be the dark knight's quarry! Yarrr!"
-->'''Fu:''' "Permission to bite him savagely, my pretty pretty?"
-->[[spoiler: '''Vikki:''']] "Hmmm... maybe later."
** And Trixie's casual takedown of Spud as he charges her...
-->'''Trixie:''' "Hey, black knight, your boot's unbuckled."
-->'''Spud:''' "Huh? Which one?" *trips and goes flying over her*
* Last time he time-traveled before the series, Fu Dog went to Atlantis and ''sank the island by pulling the plug''. [[SincerityMode Honest!]]
* The young Huntsman in "Hero of the Hourglass" is a [[ButtMonkey walking one]], at least until he finally gets a matured voice.
** Near the end, Fu is swearing he won't ever time-travel again... Cue a time-traveling Fu showing up and asking if it was a bad time.
* In "The Academy" Sara shows up to warn Jake of [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking the Huntsman's plan to destroy all magical creatures... And that Jake will have a huge zit next week]].
** Also, every single time the Oracle Twins are giving a propechy. [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Unless they're using their visions to warn Jake about the Dark Dragon's attacks during the fight]].
* From "The Academy", Spud working to break through the Huntsclan teleportation signal... And Fu's face when he does in five seconds what the Dragons have failed at for ''hundreds of years''. First time he gets it wrong and accidentally summons the Octo-Puss (number 8 of the Top 13 Threats to the Magical Community), but after sending it back they get #88 and #89. They're captured so easily that Jake and his grandfather are embarrassed...
** Jake and Spud infiltrate the academy. Cue lesson "Dragon Slaying 101" in which Spud adds to the teachers' explanation on how you identify dragons that you can do it also from their funny haircuts (admittedly, the ones he met ''do'' have strange haircuts...).
*** Same lesson: Jake getting drafted to play the dragon in a demonstration. Given by ''Rose'' (who has no idea of who he is, thus the first thing she does is throwing him around to show why you should never lower your guard).
** At the Huntsclan Academy, Spud is a ChickMagnet. ''Spud''!
** Spud and Jake were forced to fight a ''Kraken'' [[DisproportionateRetribution for failing the chemistry test]]. Not for blowing up the lab (at least that's the impression the teacher gives). Oh, and the one (literally) kicking them in the arena is ''[[BigBad the Huntsman]] in person''! At least Spud became an hero when he appeared to have tied up the monster...
** They needed a distraction to get in the computer room from the dance. Rose, after saying it's a school like any other, whispers something in the ear of a random student, and, some gossip later:
-->'''One of Spud's dates:''' "You said ''what'' about me?!"
-->''*Spud's dates try and kill each other [[RunningGag again]], and accidentally knocks out the '''Huntsman''' when he tries to break up the fight*''
* From "Family Business", Jake realizing he was in a dream, and thus letting himself getting photographed while in his boxers, and then realizing that, after all, ''it wasn't''.
** In his youth, Lao Shi was a ''pin-up model''. Cue squicked faces from Jake and Fu.
** This subversion of TemptingFate:
-->'''Jake:''' "At least tonight can't get any worse."
-->''*Someone knocks at the door. Jake opens, and finds it's the '''GrimReaper''', with a DramaticThunder*''
-->'''Jake:''' "[[ThisIsGonnaSuck Ok, just did.]]"
-->'''Fu ''*happy and saluting the Reaper*'':''' "Marty?"
-->'''Grim Reaper:''' "[[IncrediblyLamePun Ooh, you old dog you!]]"
-->'''Jake:''' "Hello, a little freaked out here!"
-->'''Fu:''' "Jake, I want you to meet my old buddy, Marty! The Grim Reaper! Eh eh! [[DontFearTheReaper Probably the best practical joker this side of Hades!]]"
-->'''Marty the Grim Reaper:''' "Pull my finger!"
-->''*Marty proceeds to prank Jake and Fu.*''
* Fu appearing at principal Derceto's window at the start of "Something Fishy This Way Comes". Especially when he did dressed as a ballerina.
-->'''Jake:''' "[[SickAndWrong Now that's just plain wrong.]]"
** Jake putting Lao Shi's profile on a ''magical dating website''. Doesn't seem funny... Then you see the less scary 'girl' to show up was the one with two heads who got in a catfight, and understand why Jake was laughing himself silly at the result.
** And then, the payback: Lao Shi started dating ''principal Derceto'', and they used him as a messenger of gifts and poems.
** Jake's main suspect for the Kelpie's cover was revealed as one of the mermaid detectives hunting it down. So, what was the Kelpie masquerading as? ''The poodle that was dating Fu.''
** Spud confronting the Kelpie in a mermaid (sorry, mer''[[InsistentTerminology man]]'') costume.
-->'''Spud:''' "Feel my mighty tail!"
-->''*Spud weakly slaps the Kelpie's leg with the costume's tail, with the Kelpie and Trixie silently wondering how much stupider Spud could get*''
* Jake's TemptingFate in "Breakout":
-->'''Rose ''*frustrated with the Huntsman's close watch on her*'':''' "I'd spend time together right now, but it's just too risky! If I need to see you, maybe I should just use my dream charm to talk to you in your dreams like before."
-->'''Jake:''' "What's the worse that can happen when we're together? It's not like the Huntsclan will just come charging out of the-"
-->''*Huntsboys #88 and #89 comes charging and screaming out of the blue while chased by the Aztec Guardian Serpent, stop to tease Rose for her date, notices the Aztec Guardian Serpent is still there, and resume running*''
** Rose getting into Fu's dreams to pass a message to Jake (who didn't want to be seen during his moulting) and then waking him up.
** #88 and #89 second attempt at fighting the Serpent. [[NoSell At least they saved Rose when they caused him to]] ''[[NoSell itch]]''...
** [[YourCostumeNeedsWork Rotwood declaring Rose's dream charm looked similar to an actual dream charm but was of low quality, and giving her a C-]].
** TheReveal of how ##88 and #89 were taken as apprentices by the Huntsman: he ''confused their scores at a video game for their results in hunting magical creatures''.
* In "The Doppelganger Gang", Jake's first ''attempts'' at the [[MesACrowd Doppelganger technique]]: the first time, instructed to let his energy flow out, he makes a flaming burp; the second time he produces a doppelganger of his human form that starts making martial arts moves ''in his boxers''. At the sight of the latter, the group of troll Jake was supposed to defeat to save a unicorn ''and'' the unicorn started laughing themselves silly...
** At the end, Jake has managed to (barely) solve the enormous schedule conflict that prompted him to create a number of Doppelganger and nearly get absorbed and killed by [[EvilTwin Yang Jake, the one who came out evil]]. But how can he assist Trixie in her contest when he's supposed to look after Haley? When she asks him, he replies he called in a favor... Cue GilliganCut to Fu Dog in a drag playing ladies with Haley.
* In "Fool's Gold" Jake is making a pretty penny running errands for a leprechaun, who, when he's doing a delivery, warns him to show up in human form, as dragons make the buyer "uneasy".
-->'''Jake:''' "Uneasy? Who's the buyer, the Huntsman?"
-->''*The Huntsman calmly walks out of a bush to get the package and announces he '''is'''.*''
** Later in the same episode, the Huntsman and a few dozens apprentice-level members' MassOhCrap when they see Jake and Lao Shi paying a clan of Hobgoblin, a few trolls and a ''giant'' to fight them ''and'' outbid the Huntsman by adding two golden motorcicles to the leprechaun gold.